Poll: Googled

[Eerors]

I'm a African-American basketball player who says I have retired for family medical reasons but you know it's because I want to concentrate on my graphic design studio & Fridge-Freezer manufacturing businesses.

I wish I was that successful

 

[brunothepig]

Not much interesting comes up for me. A friend of mine actually found a website that said "____ ___________ rapes children" in big bright letters. That was all. I'm serious. Neither me, nor any of his friends made it. It's hosted and everything. It could be a case of clever scripting replacing the name googled, but I've never seen it come up for anyone else. Oh yeah, ____ ___________ represents his name. Obviously.

 

[USSR]

..and a few science experiments.

So you finally found out..

I created you -.-

Therefore I can destroy you!

 

[silver wolf009]

Nope, and i misenterprated the title at first so im going with the 3rd option.

 

[Seef]

I'm actually a taxi driver in New York or something, according to Google.

 

[Jedoro]

Apparently I'm some Filipino musician.

 

[niglett]

33,700 results the actual me is in the top 10! all of the others are doctors and lawyers.

i feel poor now. me with my hypnotoad gif on Myspace.

 

[Popcicle42]

Oh, good lord, do you have any idea how many people share my name. Hell, there's a lawyer, a programmer, and a fellow graphic designer with my name... in my city alone!

 

[ZeLunarian]

I got smtn about a douchebag solicitor... HO SHIT THATS MY DAD... at least it wasn't ME who came up xD

 

[Mr. Gency]

Yes. I'm a band formed 23 years before I was born
EDIT: I have 6,090,000 results

 

[Poofs]

i did
my name and picture showed up
kind of creepy to be honest

 

[USSR]

So you finally found out..

I created you -.-

Therefore I can destroy you!

*Looks at your name*
*Craps self*

DEAR GOD!
Please don't harm me, Motherland!

All is good.

..now bring me Vodka.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Scarily, my name produces a number of online obituaries for teenagers with my name who died at my age... Thank goodness it's my birthday soon!

 

[USSR]

All is good.

..now bring me Vodka.

*Gives alot of vodka*

Ok...so now I am cool, right?

You kidding?

You bring us Vodka, you like family to the USSR!

 

[Indecizion]

i do all the time but mostly because im paranoid that someone will make a wikipedia page or something about me and put it online so everyone knows about me >:{ i dont like people knowing more about me than i know about them.

 

[Gimelbub]

Wow. One result. In a dentistry magazine. Apparently my teeth were bad enough to be mentioned.

 

[blackshark121]

I have a very common arabic name. I get one or two that refer to me personally, then others with my name.

 

[joshthor]

i found a spanish musician.