Poll: Gordon Freeman vs Chell

[nbamaniac]

In a battle of combined wits, ingenuity and strength, who would emerge victorious?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I guess Freeman. He has a crowbar. She can't make him hit himself with that. She could reflect his bullets back at him with Portals, though.

I can't root for either, though. They both kinda suck as protagonists, imo.

 

[Zantos]

I would.

I reckon it'd be Freeman hands down, he did defeat the evil overlords of earth. Good show and all that. Unless something drastic happens in Portal 2 that I'm not aware of then Chell doesn't really have as impressive a victory.

 

[nbamaniac]

But they're smart and witty! Oh no wait, that was me. :O

 

[Lucane]

Spoiler: Chell No contest here's why.

You can't beat being shot into the vacuum of the moon in an instant, besides Chell can regain heal in a few clam seconds of not being shot at unlike Mr. Freeman

 

[Mr. 47]

The Freeman.

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

Spoiler: Chell No contest here's why.

You can't beat being shot into the vacuum of the moon in an instant, besides Chell can regain heal in a few clam seconds of not being shot at unlike Mr. Freeman

Spoiler: Gordon, yo'

I think Gordon wins that one by being teleported to an alien planet and fighting them there. I'll give you the health one though.

 

[jFr[e]ak93]

Freeman... has.... the.... CROWBAR!
It's like rock, paper, scissors - the crowbar always wins

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Chell has a portal gun.

Portal under Gordon.

Portal on wall overlooking cliff.

Cake for everyone.

 

[Kaltazraza]

Gordon, Chell Hasn't killed anything else than turrets and homicidal A.I.s, and Gordon has a nice range of weapons.

 

[Avaholic03]

That all depends on location doesn't it? If there are any portal-able walls nearby, Chell wins easily. Otherwise, those free fall boots ain't gonna save her from that crowbar.

 

[s0p0g]

sheesh, Batman, obviously

Chell has a portal gun.
Portal under Gordon.
Portal on wall overlooking cliff.
Cake for everyone.

you mentioned the word "cake" in a thread that relates to Portal, and thus GlaDOS, because GlaDOS IS Portal ( I LOVE YOU YOU EVIL GENIUS AI!! marry meeee! *cough* i'm digressing. sorry.)

you are aware that this can lead to one sentence only? one judging the truth of a certain kind of pastry?

 

[Smooth Operator]

Put them in a room and I say they would be bumping nasties before you close the door, and for the first time we would hear some dialogue, but it might be rather dirty

 

[crop52]

Chell, because she has a portal gun, which is totally the best kind of gun.

It was so fucking hard to not vote for batman.

 

[Silent Anima]

Well Gordon IMO because he has a LOT more experience with fighting, not to mention all of the weapons he could fight with. Chell hasn't even killed another living thing. Not saying I don't like her, because I do, but the Freeman will prevail. Plus just imagine everything Gordon has been through in all of the Half-Life games. If those things can't kill him, then I don't know what will. Theoretical Physicist > Test Subject d(^v^)b

 

[Crimson_Dragoon]

Chell can't take many hits and has no offensive weaponry, so definitely Freeman. On the other hand, I voted Batman, cause, you know, its Batman.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I guess Freeman. He has a crowbar. She can't make him hit himself with that. She could reflect his bullets back at him with Portals, though.

I can't root for either, though. They both kinda suck as protagonists, imo.

While she could do that with turrets stuck to the floor firing slow moving rockets it would be a mite harder with a moving target firing bullets. I have yet to see anyone outsmart a bullet. Personally I would root for the Freeman because, well hes got a bloody crowbar and attacks alien with it. What more do you want?

 

[coolguy5678]

Chell has a portal gun.

Portal under Gordon.

Portal on wall overlooking cliff.

Cake for everyone.

Gordon stands on metal floor. Try again.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Chell has a portal gun.

Portal under Gordon.

Portal on wall overlooking cliff.

Cake for everyone.

Gordon stands on metal floor. Try again.

Fine, she shoots the moon then shoots somewhere in his general direction.

 

[4RM3D]

Chell has a portal gun.

Portal under Gordon.

Portal on wall overlooking cliff.

Cake for everyone.

Gordon stands on metal floor. Try again.

Fine, she shoots the moon then shoots somewhere in his general direction.

They both stand in a sealed off room without windows.

Sorry, couldn't resist.