Poll: Got DOTA 2 passes and I want to give them away.

[chuckey]

So I recently got 2 extra DOTA 2 passes and I want to give them away to two lucky people on here.

In order to get the passes:

*I want to know what it is about DOTA that makes you want to play it.

*Also tell me a funny joke.
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After about 3-4 on this thread. I will randomly select two people. If I pick you I will let you know through a PM on the Escapist.

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(Also if this thread is against community guidelines, please let me know and I will remove it. However, I really do want to give these passes away because I have no other use for them )

GOOD LUCK!

 

[RaginDrage]

Jokes eh?

Im gonna cheat and just post this...


Dota 2 eh?
Well Valve games generally don't disappoint; and while it inst a shooter like most of their usual stuff, my interest is still heightened to a certain extent.

 

[Verzin]

oooh, bringing more unsuspecting stock into the dota fold are we?

little do they know how much or their life shall be sucked into that game...the time they will spend theorycrafting...the early level nightmares of Huskar and Spirit Breaker or broodmother(if they don't know enough to get a damned stout shield.)

 

[CommanderL]

Sure i wouldnt mind
and a joke well Look at my profile pic what a joke of a person

 

[KaosuHamoni]

NO LOLBABIES ALLOWED

I take offence to that ;]

OT: Yeah, I've got 3 passes in my inventory. PM if you want one. Funniest anecdote wins.

 

[Kair]

I have 8 to give away if anyone wants them. Valve keeps spamming me with them.

 

[The Goat Tsar]

I have 8 to give away if anyone wants them. Valve keeps spamming me with them.

Eight you say? I wouldn't mind taking one of those off your hands...

And I suppose I'll throw in a joke as well. I don't remember where I heard this, but I definitely heard it somewhere:
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says "Dear God! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks off angrily to the back of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man next to her and says "The driver just insulted me!' He responds

Spoiler: What? You should go confront him right now. Go ahead - I'll hold your monkey.

"What? You should go confront him right now. Go ahead - I'll hold your monkey."

 

[Hylke Langhout]

Blimey, I seem to be the only person who never gets a bunch of free stuff from Valve. Maybe there's something wrong with me. I'm like a German vegetarian, I fear the wurst.
Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week.
[sub]Yes I'm aware I stole that from Andy Zaltzman go away[/sub]

I have 8 to give away if anyone wants them. Valve keeps spamming me with them.

I wouldn't mind taking one off your hands. I've got a few friends who play it and I've been wanting to join them.

 

[thethird0611]

I have 8 to give away if anyone wants them. Valve keeps spamming me with them.

I would love to receive one if youd want to give one.

 

[Boggelz]

I have 8 to give away if anyone wants them. Valve keeps spamming me with them.

I keep hearing about how great the game is and I'd love to try it. Played LoL a few times and I never really got the MOBA style. My friend says DOTA2 is lots better. Maybe it'll change my mind about it.

EDIT: Oh a joke. Ummmm kay. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender turns to the horse and asks "why the long face?" The horse is incapable of communication of the language and thrashes about knocking over two tables and injuring a Rabbi then leaves.

 

[syaoran728]

All my friends play MOBA type games, I guess I might as well join them

 

[Kair]

I have 8 to give away if anyone wants them. Valve keeps spamming me with them.

I keep hearing about how great the game is and I'd love to try it. Played LoL a few times and I never really got the MOBA style. My friend says DOTA2 is lots better. Maybe it'll change my mind about it.

EDIT: Oh a joke. Ummmm kay. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender turns to the horse and asks "why the long face?" The horse is incapable of communication of the language and thrashes about knocking over two tables and injuring a Rabbi then leaves.

I have 8 to give away if anyone wants them. Valve keeps spamming me with them.

I would love to receive one if youd want to give one.

Blimey, I seem to be the only person who never gets a bunch of free stuff from Valve. Maybe there's something wrong with me. I'm like a German vegetarian, I fear the wurst.
Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week.
[sub]Yes I'm aware I stole that from Andy Zaltzman go away[/sub]

I have 8 to give away if anyone wants them. Valve keeps spamming me with them.

I wouldn't mind taking one off your hands. I've got a few friends who play it and I've been wanting to join them.

I have 8 to give away if anyone wants them. Valve keeps spamming me with them.

Eight you say? I wouldn't mind taking one of those off your hands...

And I suppose I'll throw in a joke as well. I don't remember where I heard this, but I definitely heard it somewhere:
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says "Dear God! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks off angrily to the back of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man next to her and says "The driver just insulted me!' He responds

Spoiler: What? You should go confront him right now. Go ahead - I'll hold your monkey.

"What? You should go confront him right now. Go ahead - I'll hold your monkey."

PM me your emails and I will send them as soon as possible. It is too much trouble to go through the friends system.
This applies to anyone, not only the quoted posters, as long as I have copies to give away.