Poll: GTA4 Review Need Opinions

[hcselaw]

Say what you want about the spelling, but i don't think anybody can deny that GTA4 starts off about as fast as a quadriplegic basset hound with lou gerrig's disease.If i'm going to pay $60 for a game it sure as hell better be less crippled basset hound, and more T-Rex on crystal meth. there is no excuse for a game that requires me to be patient for 24 hours of gameplay before it becomes interesting.

PS: Where the hell are my airplanes?

 

[Gigantor]

rewrote the review like ages ago
its back up differant

Cripes. Way to take out all the Holocaust jokes!

An abject lesson in the perils of the Edit button. The review was racist, homophobic, anti-Semitic and excessively scatological. Now it reads like a review by committee. I guess that's a victory by default.

 

[MGG=REVIEWS]

you gave the story away to much so after reading this review i wouldn't need the game

 

[the monopoly guy]

opinions make it more interesting to read...like i think you should be able to go to a fish market, steal some fish, and use them as weapons. because when you hit someone with a fish they don't fight back, they get scared. wouldn't you be scared if you randomly got hit by a fish? if not bewildered? that would bring me hours of entertainment and damn I am rambling. if you are going to give away story but a spoiler warning in. or the peopel reading the review should just expect some of the story to be given away

 

[Larenxis]

Apparently I didn't get to this review in time to view the scandal. Seeing it now, I appreciate you capitalizing your 'I's (I really do) but it reads like burlap. Focus more on sentence structure and try reading the review out loud to see if it feels natural.

 

[Sarge8806]

Its OK. I got tired of taking people every where and running into trees and being flown through the windshield of my car. The only reason it was remotely good is that i like games were you can senselessly slaughter people. Other than that i would rather play San Andreas.

 

[Colodomoko]

Its OK. I got tired of taking people every where and running into trees and being flown through the windshield of my car. The only reason it was remotely good is that i like games were you can senselessly slaughter people. Other than that i would rather play San Andreas.

Thank you for your honesty!!!

I second his opinion.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

It's the best game ever
exucutions are awesomeley dramatic and I have played the story 3 times and am starting in on my fourth

 

[Colodomoko]

It's the best game ever
exucutions are awesomeley dramatic and I have played the story 3 times and am starting in on my fourth

I can see you doing that only because the choices you make affect gameplay.