Hagi said:
Calibanbutcher said:
But..
But I just got married to your mother...
Which makes me your father.
Which makes me my own GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER...
HA, I shall slander all money you would get from me on blackjack and coke.
Not prostitutes though, I am a married man.
Which means, that you will not inherit money from me, which means I won't inherit money from you.
You think that'll work?
I'll get our family so far in debt it won't have recovered by the time you're born! You shall have no money for blackjack and coke!
And the best part? It'll all be your fault since you didn't raise me right!
What a devious strategy, it seems I must stop your evil plans once more.
By starting a secret swiss bank-account filled with gold and priceless pieces of art.
No-one will be able to access this fortune but me, which gives me the possibility to slander all of it on coke. F*ck blackjack, more coke.
And just for giving me lip, you won't be getting any dinner tonight.