Poll: Has Slender met his match?

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See I think of Slenderman's abilities as more akin to one of Lovecraft's Cosmic Horrors. We don't know his motivations, we don't know how powerful he is but we know that he doesn't seem to have any weaknesses and that he can do pretty much whatever he wants.
 

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Definitely Slenderman. They could probably get some good hits in, but I think Slenderman has demonstrated greater powers over time and space and unlike the angels, has no real weaknesses.
 

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kortin said:
I...I don't understand. How could slenderman even compare to the Weeping Angels. I don't even...

Slenderman is just not scary. Not in the slightest.

I'd compare the "scariness level" of Slenderman to that of a child's drawings that the child then describes to you. "uh he haz uh lots of arms and uh and uh he uh and he gets you uh and uh he doesn't have eyes uh and uhm and uh a face and uh he's scary. uh."
I have my doubts you know much about the Slenderman Mythos.

That's just as well. He's more likely to target you the more you know about him.

(The solid "I refuse to break character" fan projects don't really help, either.)

OT: Slenderman. What are the Weeping Angels going to do to him, send him back in time? Making him concentrate on them harder since other people no longer know about him?
 

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DoPo said:
OK, I haven't really been following the Slenderman "mythos" that much but reading this thread has made him...less scary overall. Seriously, I cannot stop thinking that a bunch of 10 year olds came up with him - just all that oneupmanship thrown in there. "Ooh, I heard he, like, was very strong" "Oh, yeah, he is also, like, immortal!" "Uh-huh, he also has PSYCHIC POWERS!" "I bet his dick also shoots lasers!"

I cannot really find horror in something that seems like random stuff thrown together trying to emulate "scary".
Basically think of him as Cthulhu if he kept disemboweling people, re-embowling them and showing up in old pictures.

I mean, we don't really fully know what Cthulhu can do either, do we?

http://img.waffleimages.com/add82f67d2f75ff3160c498e2aefeed082f4d140/slenderlast.gif

I find it pretty creepy.
 

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lacktheknack said:
kortin said:
I...I don't understand. How could slenderman even compare to the Weeping Angels. I don't even...

Slenderman is just not scary. Not in the slightest.

I'd compare the "scariness level" of Slenderman to that of a child's drawings that the child then describes to you. "uh he haz uh lots of arms and uh and uh he uh and he gets you uh and uh he doesn't have eyes uh and uhm and uh a face and uh he's scary. uh."
I have my doubts you know much about the Slenderman Mythos.

That's just as well. He's more likely to target you the more you know about him.

(The solid "I refuse to break character" fan projects don't really help, either.)

OT: Slenderman. What are the Weeping Angels going to do to him, send him back in time? Making him concentrate on them harder since other people no longer know about him?
Yeah, you got me there. That's only because I can't stop laughing at how ridiculous every slenderman story I've tried to read is.

I stand firmly by the thought that Slenderman was thought up by a child, because every quality (except for the more extreme ones, such is organ harvest and all that) is just so incredibly childish.
 

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Slenderman is an Internet meme. Soon he will ascend to upper echelons reserved only for Batman, Chuck Norris, and that poor, poor, probably real Portal cake.

Which is to say, everyone will be sick to death of him, but he will nonetheless now possess infinite power and be undefeatable in Character Battle topics the Internet over.

...maybe I'm overthinking this?
 

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kortin said:
lacktheknack said:
kortin said:
I...I don't understand. How could slenderman even compare to the Weeping Angels. I don't even...

Slenderman is just not scary. Not in the slightest.

I'd compare the "scariness level" of Slenderman to that of a child's drawings that the child then describes to you. "uh he haz uh lots of arms and uh and uh he uh and he gets you uh and uh he doesn't have eyes uh and uhm and uh a face and uh he's scary. uh."
I have my doubts you know much about the Slenderman Mythos.

That's just as well. He's more likely to target you the more you know about him.

(The solid "I refuse to break character" fan projects don't really help, either.)

OT: Slenderman. What are the Weeping Angels going to do to him, send him back in time? Making him concentrate on them harder since other people no longer know about him?
Yeah, you got me there. That's only because I can't stop laughing at how ridiculous every slenderman story I've tried to read is.

I stand firmly by the thought that Slenderman was thought up by a child, because every quality (except for the more extreme ones, such is organ harvest and all that) is just so incredibly childish.
The original thread where he first appeared was pretty good. The guy who brought him up got viciously attacked in the end.

The problem with him is that he's mostly kept alive by word-of-mouth, and if you've ever played a game of "telephone", you know just how badly that can go.
 

DoPo

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lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
OK, I haven't really been following the Slenderman "mythos" that much but reading this thread has made him...less scary overall. Seriously, I cannot stop thinking that a bunch of 10 year olds came up with him - just all that oneupmanship thrown in there. "Ooh, I heard he, like, was very strong" "Oh, yeah, he is also, like, immortal!" "Uh-huh, he also has PSYCHIC POWERS!" "I bet his dick also shoots lasers!"

I cannot really find horror in something that seems like random stuff thrown together trying to emulate "scary".
Basically think of him as Cthulhu if he kept disemboweling people, re-embowling them and showing up in old pictures.

I mean, we don't really fully know what Cthulhu can do either, do we?

http://img.waffleimages.com/add82f67d2f75ff3160c498e2aefeed082f4d140/slenderlast.gif

I find it pretty creepy.
Nope, from what I have so far, I think of him like this



Just imagine somebody attached on there plastic vampire fangs, devil horns, a trident, and a post-it note saying "Scary!". That's what I'm getting so far.
 

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DoPo said:
lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
OK, I haven't really been following the Slenderman "mythos" that much but reading this thread has made him...less scary overall. Seriously, I cannot stop thinking that a bunch of 10 year olds came up with him - just all that oneupmanship thrown in there. "Ooh, I heard he, like, was very strong" "Oh, yeah, he is also, like, immortal!" "Uh-huh, he also has PSYCHIC POWERS!" "I bet his dick also shoots lasers!"

I cannot really find horror in something that seems like random stuff thrown together trying to emulate "scary".
Basically think of him as Cthulhu if he kept disemboweling people, re-embowling them and showing up in old pictures.

I mean, we don't really fully know what Cthulhu can do either, do we?

http://img.waffleimages.com/add82f67d2f75ff3160c498e2aefeed082f4d140/slenderlast.gif

I find it pretty creepy.
Nope, from what I have so far, I think of him like this



Just imagine somebody attached on there plastic vampire fangs, devil horns, a trident, and a post-it note saying "Scary!". That's what I'm getting so far.
It comes down to this: Do you get paranoid fairly easily?

If so, Slenderman is possibly one of the most utterly traumatizing things you can find on the internet. In terms of paranoia, "The more you know about him, the more likely he is to hunt you" is a stroke of mad genius.

If you're not easily paranoid, then go look somewhere else, because it's impossible to explain why he scares the crap out of me, and the only scares you'll get out of this are the occasional gross-out story.
 

DoPo

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lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
OK, I haven't really been following the Slenderman "mythos" that much but reading this thread has made him...less scary overall. Seriously, I cannot stop thinking that a bunch of 10 year olds came up with him - just all that oneupmanship thrown in there. "Ooh, I heard he, like, was very strong" "Oh, yeah, he is also, like, immortal!" "Uh-huh, he also has PSYCHIC POWERS!" "I bet his dick also shoots lasers!"

I cannot really find horror in something that seems like random stuff thrown together trying to emulate "scary".
Basically think of him as Cthulhu if he kept disemboweling people, re-embowling them and showing up in old pictures.

I mean, we don't really fully know what Cthulhu can do either, do we?

http://img.waffleimages.com/add82f67d2f75ff3160c498e2aefeed082f4d140/slenderlast.gif

I find it pretty creepy.
Nope, from what I have so far, I think of him like this



Just imagine somebody attached on there plastic vampire fangs, devil horns, a trident, and a post-it note saying "Scary!". That's what I'm getting so far.
It comes down to this: Do you get paranoid fairly easily?

If so, Slenderman is possibly one of the most utterly traumatizing things you can find on the internet. In terms of paranoia, "The more you know about him, the more likely he is to hunt you" is a stroke of mad genius.

If you're not easily paranoid, then go look somewhere else, because it's impossible to explain why he scares the crap out of me, and the only scares you'll get out of this are the occasional gross-out story.
See, that's the problem - I'm not really that paranoid, but I love me some horror. What I knew of Slenderman was good material. Now, I can't even take this seriously.

Before, he was a mysterious faceless dude in a suit. That was good. What I got from this thread so far:
- he invades dreams and makes people lose their minds
- he disembowels people and hangs them from trees in sacks
- drives people mad (might or might not be the same as "makes them lose their minds")
- tags people for the Rake (dunno who/what that is)
- has tentacles (???)
- is undefeatable
- unleashes nightmares (again, could or could not be connected to "invades dreams")
- kidnaps children and then does stuff to them (possibly some mysterious horror stuff, too) and some of them later come back and commit "horrific acts because of his silent screams"
- he is eternal
- can read thoughts
- is immortal
- has incredible reach and strength
- psychic abilities

Yeah...that doesn't seem scary, I can make you an automatic generator of "horrors" of similar calibre - take a list of all supernatural abilities and scary sounding acts, then choose a dozen or so at random. Voila, ready.
 

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kortin said:
I...I don't understand. How could slenderman even compare to the Weeping Angels. I don't even...

Slenderman is just not scary. Not in the slightest.

I'd compare the "scariness level" of Slenderman to that of a child's drawings that the child then describes to you. "uh he haz uh lots of arms and uh and uh he uh and he gets you uh and uh he doesn't have eyes uh and uhm and uh a face and uh he's scary. uh."
I'm pretty much thinking the opposite of what you are right now. Statues that can only move when you don't look at them and can send you back in time huh? Slendy has already shown that he can manipulate the fabric of time and space as well and isn't limited by eyesight. Hell, that's how he starts destroying you. Not to mention that he still has no known weakness.
 

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DoPo said:
lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
OK, I haven't really been following the Slenderman "mythos" that much but reading this thread has made him...less scary overall. Seriously, I cannot stop thinking that a bunch of 10 year olds came up with him - just all that oneupmanship thrown in there. "Ooh, I heard he, like, was very strong" "Oh, yeah, he is also, like, immortal!" "Uh-huh, he also has PSYCHIC POWERS!" "I bet his dick also shoots lasers!"

I cannot really find horror in something that seems like random stuff thrown together trying to emulate "scary".
Basically think of him as Cthulhu if he kept disemboweling people, re-embowling them and showing up in old pictures.

I mean, we don't really fully know what Cthulhu can do either, do we?

http://img.waffleimages.com/add82f67d2f75ff3160c498e2aefeed082f4d140/slenderlast.gif

I find it pretty creepy.
Nope, from what I have so far, I think of him like this



Just imagine somebody attached on there plastic vampire fangs, devil horns, a trident, and a post-it note saying "Scary!". That's what I'm getting so far.
It comes down to this: Do you get paranoid fairly easily?

If so, Slenderman is possibly one of the most utterly traumatizing things you can find on the internet. In terms of paranoia, "The more you know about him, the more likely he is to hunt you" is a stroke of mad genius.

If you're not easily paranoid, then go look somewhere else, because it's impossible to explain why he scares the crap out of me, and the only scares you'll get out of this are the occasional gross-out story.
See, that's the problem - I'm not really that paranoid, but I love me some horror. What I knew of Slenderman was good material. Now, I can't even take this seriously.

Before, he was a mysterious faceless dude in a suit. That was good. What I got from this thread so far:
- he invades dreams and makes people lose their minds
- he disembowels people and hangs them from trees in sacks
- drives people mad (might or might not be the same as "makes them lose their minds")
- tags people for the Rake (dunno who/what that is)
- has tentacles (???)
- is undefeatable
- unleashes nightmares (again, could or could not be connected to "invades dreams")
- kidnaps children and then does stuff to them (possibly some mysterious horror stuff, too) and some of them later come back and commit "horrific acts because of his silent screams"
- he is eternal
- can read thoughts
- is immortal
- has incredible reach and strength
- psychic abilities

Yeah...that doesn't seem scary, I can make you an automatic generator of "horrors" of similar calibre - take a list of all supernatural abilities and scary sounding acts, then choose a dozen or so at random. Voila, ready.
If you read into it, you might note that these are all related to psychological warfare (except The Rake, who is a different monster entirely), and the only consistent things you have to take at face value is "He wears a suit" and "he has tentacles when he wants them" (this is confirmed in the original thread where he appeared). Slenderman never talks, so claims of thought-reading/psychic abilities are unsubstantiated, easily brought to mind by paranoia. And since he's known mostly through wild mass rumors spread through the internet, the rest can be true or can be wild lies spun by people who are going insane from the psychological stalking - you can't know.

And of course, the deeper you dig, the greater the chance he'll come hunting fogajd; sa djiglaa
 

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Seeing as I know nothing about the Weeping Angels (other than they're a Doctor Who thing), and all I know about the Slender Man is the game Slender, I have no clue.

But if it's a dance contest we're talking about here...
 

DoPo

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lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
OK, I haven't really been following the Slenderman "mythos" that much but reading this thread has made him...less scary overall. Seriously, I cannot stop thinking that a bunch of 10 year olds came up with him - just all that oneupmanship thrown in there. "Ooh, I heard he, like, was very strong" "Oh, yeah, he is also, like, immortal!" "Uh-huh, he also has PSYCHIC POWERS!" "I bet his dick also shoots lasers!"

I cannot really find horror in something that seems like random stuff thrown together trying to emulate "scary".
Basically think of him as Cthulhu if he kept disemboweling people, re-embowling them and showing up in old pictures.

I mean, we don't really fully know what Cthulhu can do either, do we?

http://img.waffleimages.com/add82f67d2f75ff3160c498e2aefeed082f4d140/slenderlast.gif

I find it pretty creepy.
Nope, from what I have so far, I think of him like this



Just imagine somebody attached on there plastic vampire fangs, devil horns, a trident, and a post-it note saying "Scary!". That's what I'm getting so far.
It comes down to this: Do you get paranoid fairly easily?

If so, Slenderman is possibly one of the most utterly traumatizing things you can find on the internet. In terms of paranoia, "The more you know about him, the more likely he is to hunt you" is a stroke of mad genius.

If you're not easily paranoid, then go look somewhere else, because it's impossible to explain why he scares the crap out of me, and the only scares you'll get out of this are the occasional gross-out story.
See, that's the problem - I'm not really that paranoid, but I love me some horror. What I knew of Slenderman was good material. Now, I can't even take this seriously.

Before, he was a mysterious faceless dude in a suit. That was good. What I got from this thread so far:
- he invades dreams and makes people lose their minds
- he disembowels people and hangs them from trees in sacks
- drives people mad (might or might not be the same as "makes them lose their minds")
- tags people for the Rake (dunno who/what that is)
- has tentacles (???)
- is undefeatable
- unleashes nightmares (again, could or could not be connected to "invades dreams")
- kidnaps children and then does stuff to them (possibly some mysterious horror stuff, too) and some of them later come back and commit "horrific acts because of his silent screams"
- he is eternal
- can read thoughts
- is immortal
- has incredible reach and strength
- psychic abilities

Yeah...that doesn't seem scary, I can make you an automatic generator of "horrors" of similar calibre - take a list of all supernatural abilities and scary sounding acts, then choose a dozen or so at random. Voila, ready.
If you read into it, you might note that these are all related to psychological warfare (except The Rake, who is a different monster entirely), and the only consistent things you have to take at face value is "He wears a suit" and "he has tentacles when he wants them" (this is confirmed in the original thread where he appeared). Slenderman never talks, so claims of thought-reading/psychic abilities are unsubstantiated, easily brought to mind by paranoia. And since he's known mostly through wild mass rumors spread through the internet, the rest can be true or can be wild lies spun by people who are going insane from the psychological stalking - you can't know.

And of course, the deeper you dig, the greater the chance he'll come hunting fogajd; sa djiglaa
Bolded part contradicted by part in italics. He chooses his victims based on how much they know about him - the more they do, the more likely they are a target. So mind reading. Unless he has another ability to know exactly how much knowledge people have of him.

Oh, and latest addition - he is proven to be able to manipulate space and time.

...Yeah, sounds more and more like a joke. Just earlier this evening me and my flatmate used exactly this method to make each other laugh - pushing the credibility. After Project Eternity added some AMD processors as a reward tier and they went out very fast we started theorising what else can Obsidian sell reward backers for money - we went from their laptops (taken apart - components are a reward tier each) to office pens and brooms for $500 dollars each. That got funnier the further we got along. Slenderman is the same right now. Just remember - I called the laser penis!
 

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From what I can tell, Slenderman is completely unbound by any form of proper mythos and good storytelling techniques (manipulate the fabric of space and time? No weakness? "Beyond time"? The hell does that even mean?) and is therefore a hodgepodge of terrible things that don't fit together at all (because it comes from FORUMS). Weeping Angels, though...they've been overdone to the point where you think you have a shot--which, if zombie movies have taught me anything is precisely when they kill you.
So, in conclusion, Weeping Angels.
 

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debtcollector said:
From what I can tell, Slenderman is completely unbound by any form of proper mythos and good storytelling techniques (manipulate the fabric of space and time? No weakness? "Beyond time"? The hell does that even mean?) and is therefore a hodgepodge of terrible things that don't fit together at all
Ah yes, my thoughts exactly. Throwing things together it does not scary make, in the words of Yoda (if Yoda had heard of Slenderman). It is literally just a list of constant oneupmanship. That's what we did when we were 8 years old. Exactly that and exactly when we were 8. And even then, the result wasn't scary, we just had to one up one another claiming who was more scared.
 

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DoPo said:
lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
lacktheknack said:
DoPo said:
OK, I haven't really been following the Slenderman "mythos" that much but reading this thread has made him...less scary overall. Seriously, I cannot stop thinking that a bunch of 10 year olds came up with him - just all that oneupmanship thrown in there. "Ooh, I heard he, like, was very strong" "Oh, yeah, he is also, like, immortal!" "Uh-huh, he also has PSYCHIC POWERS!" "I bet his dick also shoots lasers!"

I cannot really find horror in something that seems like random stuff thrown together trying to emulate "scary".
Basically think of him as Cthulhu if he kept disemboweling people, re-embowling them and showing up in old pictures.

I mean, we don't really fully know what Cthulhu can do either, do we?

http://img.waffleimages.com/add82f67d2f75ff3160c498e2aefeed082f4d140/slenderlast.gif

I find it pretty creepy.
Nope, from what I have so far, I think of him like this



Just imagine somebody attached on there plastic vampire fangs, devil horns, a trident, and a post-it note saying "Scary!". That's what I'm getting so far.
It comes down to this: Do you get paranoid fairly easily?

If so, Slenderman is possibly one of the most utterly traumatizing things you can find on the internet. In terms of paranoia, "The more you know about him, the more likely he is to hunt you" is a stroke of mad genius.

If you're not easily paranoid, then go look somewhere else, because it's impossible to explain why he scares the crap out of me, and the only scares you'll get out of this are the occasional gross-out story.
See, that's the problem - I'm not really that paranoid, but I love me some horror. What I knew of Slenderman was good material. Now, I can't even take this seriously.

Before, he was a mysterious faceless dude in a suit. That was good. What I got from this thread so far:
- he invades dreams and makes people lose their minds
- he disembowels people and hangs them from trees in sacks
- drives people mad (might or might not be the same as "makes them lose their minds")
- tags people for the Rake (dunno who/what that is)
- has tentacles (???)
- is undefeatable
- unleashes nightmares (again, could or could not be connected to "invades dreams")
- kidnaps children and then does stuff to them (possibly some mysterious horror stuff, too) and some of them later come back and commit "horrific acts because of his silent screams"
- he is eternal
- can read thoughts
- is immortal
- has incredible reach and strength
- psychic abilities

Yeah...that doesn't seem scary, I can make you an automatic generator of "horrors" of similar calibre - take a list of all supernatural abilities and scary sounding acts, then choose a dozen or so at random. Voila, ready.
If you read into it, you might note that these are all related to psychological warfare (except The Rake, who is a different monster entirely), and the only consistent things you have to take at face value is "He wears a suit" and "he has tentacles when he wants them" (this is confirmed in the original thread where he appeared). Slenderman never talks, so claims of thought-reading/psychic abilities are unsubstantiated, easily brought to mind by paranoia. And since he's known mostly through wild mass rumors spread through the internet, the rest can be true or can be wild lies spun by people who are going insane from the psychological stalking - you can't know.

And of course, the deeper you dig, the greater the chance he'll come hunting fogajd; sa djiglaa
Bolded part contradicted by part in italics. He chooses his victims based on how much they know about him - the more they do, the more likely they are a target. So mind reading. Unless he has another ability to know exactly how much knowledge people have of him.

Oh, and latest addition - he is proven to be able to manipulate space and time.

...Yeah, sounds more and more like a joke. Just earlier this evening me and my flatmate used exactly this method to make each other laugh - pushing the credibility. After Project Eternity added some AMD processors as a reward tier and they went out very fast we started theorising what else can Obsidian sell reward backers for money - we went from their laptops (taken apart - components are a reward tier each) to office pens and brooms for $500 dollars each. That got funnier the further we got along. Slenderman is the same right now. Just remember - I called the laser penis!
Touche.

At any rate, on dark nights, I find him utterly traumatizing. You don't. I'm sure I laugh at some things that scare the crap out of you. Not much else I can say.
 

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Some_weirdGuy said:
Why is SCP-173 not also on the list while we're at it? :p



edit:
Also, think I prefer slenderman before all this silly 'additions'.
Back when I was simply a haunting figure which could be seen in the background of photographs (usually of young children)
SCP-173 is too cool for this silly bickering... and he's indestructable so he'd win regardless.

Well I know little about the two things but I'm going to go with the Weeping Angels. From what I've read here Slenderman sounds quite silly and over the top, but the Angels have clear and defined rules.