Poll: Has your precious puppy/kitten/pet ever tried to kill you? How?

[SkyeNeko]

I have a 2 year-ish old cat, and this morning, I was reminded of how little she though of me. My cat is a climber, and inevitably, she loves going into my closet and climbing the small shelves up to the top half of the closet (coincidentally, this is where i try to hide things so she doesnt break them / get fur on them).

(my closet kinda looks like this)

Unfortunately, my kit does not like to climb down, and usually jumps off the top shelf. Problem? a.) I took the sliding doors off my closet because they made my room look bigger and b.) The head of my bead is right under the top shelf and looks like a very attractive place for her to land. The only time she does this is when im in bed.

 

[BlueGlowstick]

when I was younger we had a Siamese cat named Sashay (or something like that.) he clawed my leg all to hell.

And my sister's female Great Dane bit my thigh back in October. left a big bruise. it hurt to sit on a chair.

and my other sister's dog is the reincarnation of the devil & tries to eat me...

 

[umbraeli]

When I was little I had a cat that used to claw me whenever I went outside. I'm pretty sure it gave me a phobia of cats and dogs (not sure why dogs too..) that's only starting to lessen now

 

[Dark Knifer]

No, my dog is too lazy to kill much of anything. Cats he only barks at for a little bit then he goes back to sleep.

Although, we did have a budgerigar that we never let out of his cage... Maybe he would have killed someone if we did...