I was called names a LOT in primary and secondary school (not many of which I can (thankfully) remember), does that count? I think the most imaginative (and (possibly) least hurtful) one was "Panda-Bot 3000", on account of my staying inside all the time, wearing nothing but black clothes, and the dull, monotonous droning that is my voice, and possibly my fascination (obsession) with robots/cyborgs/ridding myself of this squishy fleshy stuff I currently inhabit...
Oh, and "Army Spoon", given to/shouted at me by the anti-social little bastard of a brother of one of my most awesome (and only) IRL friends.
School was not fun...