Poll: Have you ever named your console or PC?

[S.H.A.R.P.]

I don't... But for the sake of argument I will hereby call it BBCopter. BB for Black (which is it's colour) and Blue (for the annoying blue lights in it), and Copter for having a huge adjustable fan on the top, and eight other fans inside (including 1 processor, three video card and one PSU).

Hey, this isn't half bad!

 

[SnowCold]

When I though I saw it all...

 

[Agent Larkin]

I named my 360 Charlie (Partially for COD partially because i had just watched Apocylapse Now and i count my 360's hard wear as an enemy that hides in trees). I have named my Laptop Lucifer (no reason really other then it suits it).
My technology teacher though calls his computer in scholl HAL and whenever he uses tutor control to block you doing something a pictur of its namesake comes up saying "I'm afraid I can't let you do that". It is funny to watch people who have no idea trying to puzzle it out. I have a habit of singing "Daisy" whenever he switches it off.

 

[Thirsk]

I called my old, crappy, stationary computer "The Warmachine" because the only thing I did on it was playing Warhammer Online, because the laptop I had back then was too crap.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

My ps3 is 'The Monolith' and my pc is a

Spoiler

'dirty motherfucking peice of motherfucking shit that can go and shove it's motherfucking head up it's motherfucking arse.

 

[UpSkirtDistress]

My 360 hard drive is called privite ryan.

 

[Mezrev]

I did actually kinda name my PC, it started when I was joking with a friend about nerdiness and what it'd be like if you treated your computer like an actual person. At that point my friend called the computer with a name and since it sounded funny it became an inside joke. Nowdays I occasionally call my computer with that name. Actually, I'm going to get a sticker with the name on my computer thanks to this thread!

 

[Christemo]

my pc is named Extensa, which is also the computers real name (extensa 7620), but i do rarely use its name, i just call it sweetie...

 

[Christemo]

my ps2 (i know, im updating soon) is called michael... have no idea why

dont blame yourself for not updating, i dont have any 7th gen either (unless you count my little brothers wii).

 

[CakeDragon]

My laptop is called Monseiur Laptop - that's the user name when I turn it on.
My PS3 doesn't have a specific name, but gets called pet names like baby, honey and my lovely.

 

[arc101]

dont blame yourself for not updating, i dont have any 7th gen either (unless you count my little brothers wii).

I dont count the wii as a 7th gen console, as it is just the same an arcade game in ur house

 

[SwampCandle]

Oh, and I forgot to mention that the House PC is named Hex.
(Anyone who gets the reference gets a cookie)

 

[ThePrometh]

I call my big black computer "The Toaster". It was actually the name of the tower I used, so I guess it fits ;p

 

[Terror_666]

My Gaming PC is called Christine or one of a million swear words.
My Server is called Jeniffer.
My PS3 is called Mitoko because she's Japanese meaning I bought her in Japan
and my NDS is called Ted

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

My 360 is named dave but its nickname is i hate you why dont you work and i named my laptop after myself because its so awesome

 

[Quantana]

And my iPod's Jesus.

Hey, that's good.

"Jesus, don't die on me again!!"

...Sorry.

my Xbox 360 is called GOD. because all the 360's of my friends have died at least once and mine is still alive...(yes i also own the orange box)

 

[Rickyvantof]

I sometimes call it "my baby" but that's just for laughs, not for seriouses.

Example:
"Wow, according to my computer it's 11PM, that's hard to believe. But my baby never lies!"
And then the people/person I talk to laugh(s). Or not.

 

[gigastrike]

The Wii asks you to name it. I called it "Wiiga".

 

[TundraWolf]

I named my first iPod Horatio. I had been studying Shakespeare in school when I got it, so it fit well enough. When I finally upgraded from a 4GB Nano to a 120GB Classic, I just named the new one Horatio the Second, or Horatio II, or Horatio 2.0. It depends on the mood I'm in.

My USB flash drive is named Horace. Again with the Shakespeare thing.

When I first got my PS3, I was chatting with my girlfriend as I hooked it up. I was flipping through the settings and what-not, and saw that you could actually designate a name for it (yes, there is a place you can do this). I laughed and told her about it, and she told me that I should name it. In fact, she told me that I should, and I quote, "name it something sleek and sexy, because that is a perfect way to describe a PS3". So I named it Sylvia.

My girlfriend had a lot of fun with that, let me tell you.