Poll: Have you seen any of the Twilight films? *double post, don't look*

[SomeBritishDude]

Only the first. Because someone else paid for it.

My verdict: Never. Ever. Again.

Might see this though:
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Fuck off.

Don't give this movie any of your time or money. It's another creation by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the guys behind such classics as Meet The Spartans and Disaster Movie, some of the worst movies ever made. In fact I'd say Disaster Movie is the worst movie ever made. Twilight is bad, I'll grant you, but this so, so much worst. Your just fueling bad film making, don't let these guys make another one of these pieces of shit.

 

[Queen Michael]

Yes I've seen it and it was not THAT bad...
Highschool musical THAT is bad!

Nah, it had good songs.

 

[Tortoiseloz]

"you want to talk about twilight... YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT TWILIGHT!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!!!" Yeah that

 

[Stairchicken]

i got paid 50 euros to watch the first one and i read a comic book through half of it and free sweets ad popcorn

 

[Queen Michael]

i got paid 50 euros to watch the first one and i read a comic book through half of it and free sweets ad popcorn

Now I'm intrigued; why were you paid that? (And what comic book did you read?)

 

[Stairchicken]

My aunt paid me, she bought the DVD and wanted me to watch it and it was Batman:Long Hallowe'en

 

[theamazingbean]

The riff trax makes the first one pretty good.

 

[Arcticflame]

Don't give this movie any of your time or money. It's another creation by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the guys behind such classics as Meet The Spartans and Disaster Movie, some of the worst movies ever made. In fact I'd say Disaster Movie is the worst movie ever made. Twilight is bad, I'll grant you, but this so, so much worst. Your just fueling bad film making, don't let these guys make another one of these pieces of shit.

Agreed, I saw that trailer and died a little inside, it's cashing in on something it itself is so much worse than.

 

[Yassen]

I decided to see what all the fuss was about and finally watch it when it came up on Movie One. What? You think I'd pay to see something I was expecting to be horrible?

However I was pleasantly surprised.

You see my expectations for Twilight was somewhere between "Bad" and "so offensive I'd be raging at the film every time one of the characters opened their mouths." Yet it turned out I wasn't as angry about Twilight as I thought I'd be.

Twilight was soooooo bad, so utterly pathetic I was actually in tears from laughing so hard. No joke. They couldn't have made this movie any more funny if they freaking intended it to be. I saw spoofs of certain scenes that were less funny than the actual scene itself. At least until I got to the whole vampire "reveal" where Bella and Edward confess their love for each other. That was when it stopped being funny and started being the offensive garbage I was expecting and couldn't take anymore.

Maybe one day I'll view the others when I need a good laugh.

 

[Hiphophippo]

Like, I suspect, most of us here it doesn't appeal to me at all so no, I haven't watched it. Probably never will. I might if someone paid me.

That said, Robbert Pattinson is a cool ************. He's just in it for the money, and we'd all do it too.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Saw the third one, almost fell asleep, kept making fun of it out loud (I heard some people around me lol so: *Borat voice* GREAT SUCCESS!) and was never more happy to see a film end.

And to add insult to injury, this is the first movie this year that i didn't have to piss while watching...

 

[ohgodalex]

My friend had me see the first with her.
The cinematography was actual pretty impressive, but vampires played baseball to Muse. I couldn't possibly enjoy it.

 

[imnot]

no, i dont plan on it though, i did try to read the book, but i couldnt bring myself to do it,

4 words in.

 

[newfiegirl 110]

OK...full disclosure. Seen all three...own the first two. Will own the rest when they come out..simply because I hate having incomplete sets. I did enjoy the third movie most though. Better story...more action etc. Have to admit that the books were way better though.

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

Saw the first movie, it was sure as hell no masterpiece, and really it seemed like the plot wasn't really going anywhere, but I don't think it was horrible. I still don't get what the fuss is about though. I can see why its popular with girls, as that was what it was aimed at, but I never understood why people outside the demographic bag on it. It wasn't made for you, so just ignore it...

I guess haters gonna hate.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

I saw the first two. The first was funny as hell, the second was boring as shit. From what I hear, the third and fourth are both stupid as fuck, so I skipped them. I did read the third book, though.

 

[theonewhois3]

I have seen both Twilight and New Moon (repeatedly).

I cannot put into words the depth of my distaste for them.

(It's a lot).

-m

Can i simply ask why? Why you saw them repeatedly, that is.
Oh and Breaker deGodot, that moment was the funniest part of the Ace Attorney series.

 

[clipse15]

Like, I suspect, most of us here it doesn't appeal to me at all so no, I haven't watched it. Probably never will. I might if someone paid me.

That said, Robbert Pattinson is a cool ************. He's just in it for the money, and we'd all do it too.

I agree, i've seen Robert Pattinson in interviews and it's like he's constantly bewildered at why anyone likes him or the movies. He's ok in my books

 

[Commissar Sae]

I've watched the first one and half the second with friends, mostly so we could rip on it and laugh at the terrible plot/acting. Some of the cinematography is decent but for the most part the movies are pretty bad.