Poll: Have your friends ever messed with your Facebook after you left it open?

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Zontar

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So my brother's Facebook is being messed with by a friend of his while he's driving home. My money's on his not-girlfriend being the culprit. Can't say I mind because it's hilarious to watch the result. Reminds me of a friend of mine who, if you leave your profile open close to him unattended, will like as many McDonald's pages as he can (first the main page, then national divisions. His record is 57).

So you ever get your Facebook account compromised by a friend? Me it's a no, though I have had my Steam account in that position during a gaming night I had with some friends when I went to the bathroom and he changed my profile name. Didn't notice for 3 days.
 

tippy2k2

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No because I make CERTAIN that I am logged off on any computer that might have someone that's not me get on it. Namely because I totally do that to my brother (or at least used to since I haven't lived at home in years and he just went to college).

My favorite thing was to use UFC terms (he liked UFC) to imply that he is gay because I have the humor of a ten year old boy ("I love it! Ground and Pound me all day!!!" for example).
 

Secondhand Revenant

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I've made changes to other people's FB before...

Me, I lock my computer whenever I leave it. I'm too fond of pranks to not be wary of them myself
 

DefunctTheory

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No. But people in my old office used to send emails to our managers (They were pretty cool about it) professing their undying gay love, and willingness to take it in the pooper. They'd of course cc everyone in the office for bonus points.
 

Asita

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Nope. Happened to the guy across the hall from me a few times though. Sometimes benign, sometimes NSFW. Then there was this other guy who kept on forgetting that not only had he not logged off on the school computers, he'd left his facebook account open. My classmates usually did some silly photoediting for his profile pic and tended to change his status to something like "really needs to learn to log off"...and seeing that in action quickly got me in the habit of password locking my computer whenever I leave it, even for just a few minutes.
 

Dizchu

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Someone made a status update on my account while I wasn't looking saying that I was gay (as in, a gay male). Now this is like... the most common joke status anyone will ever post on someone else's account...

My sexual expression is so subdued and introverted that people actually believed this.
 

Sleepy Sol

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I don't let my friends get close enough to my computer to ever do anything with it.

I love my friends, but they ain't touching my shit. Much less anyone else.
 

Fieldy409_v1legacy

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I do this every chance I get when somebody leaves their iphone unattended. I try to be more creative than posting 'hurr durr I am gay' One thing I like to do is make a post under their name on my wall telling me how they think Im so great and awesome and stuff. Or Ill go and like as many justin bieber and One Direction pages as I possibly can before they snatch it off me.

I remember once I got a hold of this girls phone and posted 'Sometimes after ive had a shower, Ill tie the towel around my neck run around the house naked pretending im a superhero with a cape.'
 

silverleaf81

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I once buggered with my one of my brothers facebook account when he left it on my computer. I liked everything I could find, made his favorite politics a Chinese dictatorship and got him married to his right hand. Awesome.
 

Sandjube

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Used to, but now everything gets logged out, even my computer. This seems to annoy them to no end, it's like they have an actual compulsion to screw with my stuff.
 

Zontar

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Well these posts have been an entertaining read, though I don't know if anyone else noticed that the votes form what looks like someone flipping the bird (3am has weird effects on the brain).
 

carnex

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Nope, everyone is too attached to their health and limbs to attempt something that stupid :p

Joking aside, I never gave anyone a chance in the first place, my facebook days were ended loooooong time ago.
 

Vendor-Lazarus

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I don't have friends so that situation has never occurred.
I voted for the third alternative since I have an account, though I never use it.
Well, only to keep up the odd contacts with my relatives living 50 miles away.
Which means logging in every other month or so.
 

zen5887

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Nah, I got facebook when I was 19 and I don't have any 13 year olds as friends.

So yeah.
 

Summerstorm

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Eh, Facebook is just a fad... WAIT A MINUTE

So yeah, haven't got an account... just as i don't have a google plus (i use). I find this sites concerning and weird. Also i am weird...

EDIT: If i HAD an account, why would i have a running non-locked computer and not be there? If i leave my computer: Windows+L - That became ingrained into my very being by being a sysadmin in a large corporation.
 

Daymo

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Many many times, sometimes I even watch them to see what they come up with. The best was when me and another uni friend were both on my account at the same time private messaging some high school friends.
 

Scarim Coral

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No but in saying so my friends lived miles away and when we do meet up, I don't log into my account on my phone and even if he or she got hold of my phone, he or she still got to unlock the phone first!
 

Zombie_Fish

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Two occasions:

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[li]One person posted to say that I was dropping out of Uni because my housemate who is on the same course as me is better.[/li]
[li]The other was a friend used my account to advertise his event.[/li]
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The first guy I ended up getting revenge on later that year. He had finished for the year, so I made a post saying that he had all this free time and nothing to do, ending with "So does anyone know of any good free porn sites?"
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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No. I have done it to a friend though. I made his status "INSERT NAME is actually a really good guy." and disabled notifications. He found out months later. I'd never do those "<3 DICKS" or similar jokes, they're just not funny to me.