Poll: Help me settle this.

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Kalith

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There is nothing wrong with a man enjoying a salad. My boyfriend loves them, I however hate them with a passion.
 

Abengoshis

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It's totally not masculine to eat food which will improve your health! Only women should be able to eat food from plants!
 

captaincabbage

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I come on, just tell your girlfriend she's being really sexist and get really grumpy about it.

A REAL man will eat what ever's put in front of him, even a bicycle.
 

omega_peaches

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I FUCKING LOVE SALAD.
Usually have some tomato, maybe a hard boiled egg, some nice italian dressing, croutons, mozzarella, and onions.
Gonna go make one now.
 

Quazimofo

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Galaxy Roll said:
What the madness? Salads are amazing.

I have mine with lettuce, croutons, mozzarella, onions, and zesty Italian dressing. Tastes wonderful.
indeed, though i prefer a good Caesar salad, or parmesan instead of mozzarella
 

WOPR

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AdmanUK said:
I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!
I mean NO offense WHAT so ever by saying this, but your girlfriend sounds shallow if that's how she reacts to someone who has preferences/cares about their body/etc.

that being said I eat salads too... well not so much salads so much as plain lettuce with some croutons to give it flavor and crunch.

but no, there's nothing wrong with it and nothing immasculine about it, I'm pretty sure half of the "No it's not okay" people or trolls or making fun of the southern stereo-type of america (you know, that "Guys hunt and eat meat and nothing else while women are their objects and the only religion is christianity and republicans are always right and the government never lies and regan was the best president ever!" ...that stereotype)
 

Kaisikudo

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Nothing wrong with a salad. Especially if you're gonna include freakin' FETA CHEEEEEEESE!
 

'Aredor

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This thread just gave me the weirdest experience. I read the OP, thought "what a silly question, the answer's so obvious, how can this guy be that oblivious to it, he'll be amazed when he see's the results", I clicked my answer and thought "What the fuck, 95%?! How can so many people not know that eating salad is as unmanly as it gets?" I'm still amazed. I hope you're all talking about beef steak salads or pork rib salads or something like that. Jeez.
 

Life_Is_A_Mess

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You could always tell her:
"Ok, I'll sit here being not-manly eating this salad and preserving my health while you go live with someone that will have a heart attack by the age of 35."
I voted yes, of course. what the f*ck is wrong with eating a salad?
 

The Random One

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What? What what what? What is unmanly about eating salad?

I mean, I don't eat it, but that's because it tastes bad and I make poor nutricional choices. It never made me manlier.

If she continues to complain then start eating salads in a manlier way. Defeat the vegetables in mortal combat first, maybe.

I CRUSH YOU, LETTUCE! NOW I DEVOUR YOU TO GAIN YOUR POWER! *glomp*
 

The Funslinger

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A real man knows which fork to eat his salad with, and which fork with which to stab his enemies!
 

SilentCom

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It's not wierd, it's healthy. When in doubt, just put a ton of bacon bits and dressing on your salad if you're concerned it seems unmanly.

Edit: A manly way of saying you eat salad is "I consume the flesh of the earth."
 

Raistlinhawke

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Perhaps you should have two experimental meals with her at a fancy restaurant. One in which you enjoy a salad - either as a side dish or a complete entree - and the other were you eat a 17oz bloody rare steak with only your hands, while noisely guzzling cheap beer from the largest container they have.

Give your girlfriend a bit of perspective on how stupid it is to read sexuality in eating habits.
 

Lullabye

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AdmanUK said:
I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!
Punch her in the face and ask if you're masculine enough now. Sadly it's the only way...
 

Matt Oliver

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Pegghead said:
You kidding me?! Depending on how you make them, salads can be like an orgy of bread, bacon, cheese and orgasmic dressing (and maybe a couple of veggies thrown in there).

I guess regularly eating those small, hard-to-pronounce, un-croutoned/cheesed salads wouldn't be the manliest thing to do, but that pales in comparison to monstrous food orgies of cheese, veggie and bacon.
DAMN YOU, THAT IS AWESOMEATIC TO THE ^99999999999999999999999TH DEGREE it may compare to a sub-shops roastbeef i love so much :)