Poll: Here, Have a Pikachu

[messy]

I'd talk to the government about them renting it out for cloneing/powerplant experiments.

Can you imagine Pikachu farms? They get to run around and have fun for half the day, then swap shifts with this that have been working, and help charge up the national grid with electricty!

Think of the renewable energy it would bring! Britain would be a world leader once more! Electric cars would be financially viable! We could sell our cheap electricity at a huge markup to the rest of europe and become wealthy once more!!

wtf is with the captcha's at the moment? 3 in a row not even using the normal alphabet (or any alphabet as far as I can tell) :/

Ah but think of the food you'd need to give it to generate that much power.

Obviously it depends on what type of foods, etc pikachu's eat (I've only ever seen them eat pokechow, or whatever... whats that made from? Vegetarian? Meat? etc?)

But you could argue the food grown for pikachu's could replace the current biofuel crops that are starting to be grown for organic oil.

Not bad, not bad at all. Might even be more efficient.

Most dodgy sounding Capcha of all time
"Trust me"

not sure if I do anymore

 

[Artina89]

I don't want a pet at the moment, so the best thing to do would be to sell it for the highest price. I might as well make some money off the damn thing if nothing else.

 

[Tommeh Brownleh]

Lol. I'm going for... Pet and world domination. I doubt any army can stop me with 10000 volts running through their veins. Just walk in on the prez and pull out my Pikachu. "Sic em Ripjaw." When I'm not murdering people and ruling the world it is my little pet for fun and profit.

 

[Alphakirby]

Other: I AM GOING TO TEACH IT HOW TO FLY!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAA!!!!

Though this will probably happen instead

Just replace the Scyther with a Pikachu.
So in that case I'll just use Pikachu to mug Gary for his Spearow,I mean he's probably got 50 more anyway.

 

[Shakomaru]

...Would it be rude to ask for an Eevee instead?

OT: I would keep it as the family pet, and maybe train it if it was up for it. I'd also call it Mjolnir.

I would TOTALLY ask for an Eevee

 

[lumenadducere]

I'd keep it as a pet. With no other Pokemon around there's no real way I'd be able to adventure with it. But hey, a Pikachu that can shock people would probably be pretty effective at keeping burglars away.

 

[Liquid Paradox]

I think my cats would murder it, so I'd give it too the Goverment. We need a new powersource I guess...

Sorry, but... house cats vrs. magical lightning-flinging super rodent. Sorry, man... your cats are dead.

Keep it as a pet, obviously. However, if there is one "real" pokemon, there will be more somewhere, so I'll be keeping my eyes open.

What I Look like a chartity case? I took it and threw it on the ground
in all seriousness though, I would most likely freak out.

Right. this, too.

(but it would be a happy freak out XD )

 

[remnant_phoenix]

I'd ask, "Can I get a Squirtle instead?"

Regardless of which Pokemon I went home with, I'd keep it and train it as the most awesome pet and home security device EVER.

Just imagine burglars breaking in only to get zapped unconscious!

On that note, I think I'd train it up, then evolve it, and then become a crime-fighting vigilante. I would be like the Green Hornet (the charismatic leader) and my Pokemon would be like Kato (the sidekick that does all the real work).

 

[NightHawk21]

I'm just leave that here. Also if a mod could edit it so its in a spoiler button so it doesn't take up like an entire page. Thanks

 

[GodofDisaster]

I would take it and raise him like my own son in a heartbeat, I mean come who doesn't want a real life Pokemon.

Although I would ask one question, does he come with rubber gloves?

 

[Drakmorg]

If some guy gave me a Pikachu, I wouldn't make Pikachu pie, I'd get mad, I'd make him take it back, I don't want your damn Pikachu, what am I supposed to do with this?!
I demand to see some guy's manager, I'd make that bastard rue the day he thought he could give me a Pikachu instead of something better!
Do you know who I am some guy?! I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down! I'm gonna set this Pikachu on fire, throw him through your window, and burn your house down!

Then if he didn't take it back I'd have Pikachu overload the circuitry in his house and burn it down. Now I have a monopoly in the Pikachu market, I'll make billions! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[interspark]

Obviously it depends on what type of foods, etc pikachu's eat (I've only ever seen them eat pokechow, or whatever... whats that made from? Vegetarian? Meat? etc?)

But you could argue the food grown for pikachu's could replace the current biofuel crops that are starting to be grown for organic oil.

well i've seen ash's pikachu eat most things he eats, although apparently he has a taste for ketchup

 

[Blastinburn]

I would love it and keep it as a pet but still train it to become strong.

also, 3 quotes for me:

I think my cats would murder it, so I'd give it too the Goverment. We need a new powersource I guess...

While I would never give it away I do have 3 cats, but I am honestly more concerned for the cats as Pikachus are about the size of a real life house cat and can shoot electricity.

I shall let him sit on my head and we would go everywhere with eachother and we would go on magical time traveling adventures!

I like this idea, my Pikachu will live on my head.

thats a good point.. its ridiculous the shit pokemon ash's pikachu loses to... considering it would be at least level 70 by now..

I completly agree, Ash's Pikachus should be at some insane level and be able to destroy everything in its path without much effort. Then again, this could be punishment for pikachu winning battles that should have been impossible (such as against a ground or rock type).

 

[zerobudgetgamer]

Train it to 50, jam it's tail in a plug socket, and proceed to lurve my new Raichu.

If I can haz TM/HM abilities, it would know:
Dig
Strength
Thunderbolt
Double Team

If I can't, then it'd know:
Thunderbolt
Discharge
Double Team
Slam

(I don't want Thunder because I'd want to try to use it to give me some free power, and Thunder would probably short out an entire power plant. Double Team is purely for the lulz of freaking people out with an army of electric rodents.)

 

[interspark]

Spoiler

I'm just leave that here. Also if a mod could edit it so its in a spoiler button so it doesn't take up like an entire page. Thanks

you can do that, as i just did, just click edit on the post and put [spoilr] before the image and [/spoilr] after in, only spelt correctly

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I'm pretty sure my honest first reaction would be "Where exactly did you get this? And are you a wizard?"

Pretty much this. Also, I would probably start squealing like a little girl, hopping up and down, and rapidly clapping my hands. This would go on for about ten minutes.

Then, once I had my Pikachu, I'd train it to be a tiny, yellow killing machine and beat up people's pets for money. Life would improve dramatically.

 

[Something Amyss]

I loves me an electric rat. I will name it George, and I will hold it and squeeze it and....

 

[Something Amyss]

I loves me an electric rat. I will name it George, and I will hold it and squeeze it and....

 

[drisky]

Great now I have to relive Hey You Pikachu.

"Get off my damn bed"
"No Bulasuar doesn't want you to eat a pinecone stir-fry"
"Why should I tell you where the Piñata is? Thats cheating"
"Stop throwing tissues around the room"
"Stop touching my rock collection"
"Those are my dads potatoes, you can't just eat them. No not the flowers either"

Stupid rat.