Poll: Horde VS Alliance

[Undeadpope]

This isnt funny(but in a way,yes it is)
But there is inter-WoW racism I once went on my horde to ask help from a someone in my guild and they said "Sure,I ll help" but when I told them I needed help on my alliance chac(this was for the hollows end thing,that stink bomb thing was a pain) and then they refused to help my alliance(it was on wildhammer,which is PvE).

Its not like I think we should all be running to each others aid consantly but helping a guildie on his main would be good.

As for me,I like both Humans cause they have that 10% extra rep(the very reason I picked a human pally) and the undead because of that awesome dance and for having Mohawks etc so I vote "I don't care/I don't discriminate"

 

[John Funk]

Ok, now you're just trying to get me started. The video is meant to be hilarious while at the same time saying what I'd say to Alliance when I was playing the game, added with a little bit of self-deprecatory irony. We're not talking about authority on anything here!

If that's too cryptic for you I'll just say that I've not really found a server that didn't have a major population of retards (you know this to be true). Every faction has it's geniuses of course, but Alliance tend to be herd-able retards, while Horde more individualistic retards. In terms of skill though that's another story.

Yeah, but I'm at work, man. The moment someone starts talking like that?

(Plus, emo? Horde has the *Undead*. The poster children of emo.)

 

[Thegoodfriar]

Horde... I've played both sides of that conflict and albeit both sides kinda being jerks, the horde has always been a lot more fun and less of a pain.

 

[Jindrak]

Play whatever you feel like. Anyone who says that there's an inherent difference between the Horde and the Alliance is mistaken or lying. Maybe there's a variation from server to server, i.e. "All Horde on Skullcrusher are assholes, but all Horde on Shattered Hand are welcoming and friendly" but really, it all averages out. Play what you enjoy playing, whether that means a muscular green humanoid, a cow-man, an effeminate elf, a tiny person with pink hair, a space-goat-lady, or whatever.

This. I can't understand, to borrow Yahtzee's line, the "crusader like fervor" that the factions create. Who cares?

 

[John Funk]

Ok, now you're just trying to get me started. The video is meant to be hilarious while at the same time saying what I'd say to Alliance when I was playing the game, added with a little bit of self-deprecatory irony. We're not talking about authority on anything here!

If that's too cryptic for you I'll just say that I've not really found a server that didn't have a major population of retards (you know this to be true). Every faction has it's geniuses of course, but Alliance tend to be herd-able retards, while Horde more individualistic retards. In terms of skill though that's another story.

Yeah, but I'm at work, man. The moment someone starts talking like that?

(Plus, emo? Horde has the *Undead*. The poster children of emo.)

Bah most people that played undead either liked pvp videos (of which the best were undead rogues as far as I can tell) or liked to play undead in WC3.

I had also spoken with lots of guys at that time about this and they would say they wanted to play a "humanoid" on horde.

TBH, belfs were the emo ones. I remember my entering the computer room to find my brother on his orc lock, screwing around with a couple of belfs that claimed to be 18 or so but bitched after him for "stealing" a loot chest... in ghostlands.

Yeah. That's two emos for the Horde. Now on the Alliance:

Dwarves? They just wanna get drunk and dig up artifacts.
Gnomes just want to blow things up and do SCIENCE
Night Elves are hippies with nature, like the Tauren. (Many of them are *dicks*, sure, but not emo)
Humans are humans, they run the gamut.
Draenei are literally holier-than-thou, but not emo.

Don't get me wrong, the Orcs/Trolls/Tauren kick ass, but the UD and BElves are lame.

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

Horde. It's not just the matter of taste, statistically Horde players are much older and there is less of them, which means better raiding and lower prices.
Also Alliance are pussies. Come on, have you seen a Gnome?

I would not say that about the Alliance but they are made of huge ass Homophobe's.

 

[Meado]

All the kids go Alliance. They gank, corpse camp, and prevent the horde from completing their PVP-quests (they could just wait two minutes for the horde to take Hellfire Ramparts and take it back when they leave, but nooooooo, they have to fly in on their epic mount and kill everyone that shows an eyebrow. Doesn't matter that they're 15 levels higher and therefore get NOTHING from killing us, they have to use their lvl80 huntard to bitchslap us all over the map and follow us when we respawn).
All the adults go Horde. We play the game like adults, talk like adults, and let the Alliance take the PVP objectives temporarally when they need them. I've seen a lvl80 swoop down at a capture point (PVP off) and sit amongst a group of lvl64s while they took it. Once they'd captured it, he turned PVP on and "/shoo"ed them. THAT'S class.

 

[renkejr]

Well, I saw "bored" in your post a few times. Sounds like you just need to quit WoW and find another game.

 

[John Funk]

Gnomes are real pussies on the battlefield though. The fact they can carry oversized weapons pisses everyone off too.

Anyway, whatcha got against emo? Do you hate the subculture or the actual people (some of which actually have real mental health issues such as depression).

I regard undead as more goth than anything else. I'll admit I did have undead characters.

I dunno. I think having a tiny and adorable ball of frothing murderous rage is absolutely hilarious.

And I was just responding to the Cannibal Corpse guy, who called Alliance emo

Horde. It's not just the matter of taste, statistically Horde players are much older and there is less of them, which means better raiding and lower prices.
Also Alliance are pussies. Come on, have you seen a Gnome?

No, there's no statistical difference between Horde and Alliance whatsoever. Plus, on many servers Horde outnumbers Alliance

 

[dragonflygirl]

i like the alliance because of the beauitful citys and landscapes that they have, and the fact u can get a tiger or robotic chicken as a mount.
BUT , for overall playtime i would have to so HORDE, for the soul reason that all the kids play alliance so having a conversion without someone spaming something stupid ( i cant writing what i really think of them) then starting a bloodly wave of dum people joining in. i find the players that play horde are much nicer and will help u at more without as much name calling as u would from the alliance, plus horde rule 80% of all the Battleground.

Plus the best thing about the Horde is the races have the best dances.

 

[DerGermanGuy]

Horde is ugly

 

[Amarok]

Lorewise, Horde. I really hate the character of Varian Wrynn for his ignorant hatred of Thrall. Thrall! The orc who's been desperately trying for peace between the two factions for about a decade now!

Gameplay-wise, it doesn't matter. I've been both, and both sides have their children, and their adults. it's a pretty even spread

 

[Amarok]

Horde is ugly

Horde is beautiful

 

[DerGermanGuy]

Just look at them, they are ugly.

 

[Raddragon]

I play aliance, but if you feel good playing as horde then don't stop.