Poll: Hot Wings!

[RatRace123]

Bring da heat, I'm not afraid of some dead chicken's legs dipped in deliciously spicy sauce.
I also have a high pain tolerance, so spice doesn't bother me. The hotter the better!

 

[Gigaguy64]

Worst experience I have had with spicy food? Would Wasabi fall under that category?

Thanks to the great wisdom and experience my dad shared with me...i will NEVER eat Wasabi.
NEVER.

 

[DazZ.]

Some sauce an ex boss of mine thought would be funny to bring into the office, advised only dipping a tiny bit on but I went for a dollop. My other boss had just had some and was bitching like a child and I whacked this in my mouth and could feel my eyes burning. I held everything in for about 30 seconds then started laughing/dying all at once but I won because I'd had triple the amount the other guy had and I wasn't bitching about it just laughing.
[small]Edit: I'm awake solely on coffee, apologies for that paragraph being terribly written.[/small]

Also the best way to stop it hurting is to keep eating, so OP, just get your way through them all at once and it will hurt less than you being a ***** and nibbling at it.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I remember my first time at a Japanese restaurant, and I saw a lump of wasabi on my friend's plate. He didn't want it, and since I didn't know it was wasabi, just ate the popcorn-sized wad of evil by itself. I couldn't taste anything but horseradish and fire until the next day.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Worst experience I have had with spicy food? Would Wasabi fall under that category?

Thanks to the great wisdom and experience my dad shared with me...i will NEVER eat Wasabi.
NEVER.

I had some by accident. In my defense, it resembled Avocado.

 

[nicholaxxx]

just had some Hooters wings are fucking delicious

I heard they have great ribs there too
*laughs at how funny and original that was*

OT: My friends and I bought two large bags of Blair's Red Hot chips in halbenero(sp?) flavor (hottest avaliable) and ate the entire things in the time frame of about ten minutes, I was crying for about 3 of them

 

[soapyshooter]

just had some Hooters wings are fucking delicious

I heard they have great ribs there too
*laughs at how funny and original that was*

OT: My friends and I bought two large bags of Blair's Red Hot chips in halbenero(sp?) flavor (hotest avaliable) and ate the entire things in the time frame of about ten minutes, I was crying for about 3 of those minutes

The breasts they use are also quite good

[sub] laughs at how funnier and orignalerer that was [/sub]

 

[nicholaxxx]

just had some Hooters wings are fucking delicious

I heard they have great ribs there too
*laughs at how funny and original that was*

OT: My friends and I bought two large bags of Blair's Red Hot chips in halbenero(sp?) flavor (hotest avaliable) and ate the entire things in the time frame of about ten minutes, I was crying for about 3 of those minutes

The breasts they use are also quite good

[sub] laughs at how funnier and orignalerer that was [/sub]

They're buns are pretty amazing, too

[sub]laughs at the raw hilarity and originality conained in that[/sub]

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Love 'em. Buffalo Wild wings is the best place near me for them. Spicy Garlic is the best.

 

[CopperBoom]

This is kind of off topic, but to me completely relevant, but "Butt sex!"

I will explain, I have to friends I made a few years ago and they were best friends with each other much longer and they had this one "running gag" (?) Where when someone said, "Hot Wings" someone else had to say "Butt Sex". They used to say it to each other... and now it is the first thing I think.

So to me, this topic is kind of hilarious.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Give me the hottest hot wing in the world, and ill guarantee you ill scarf it down.

 

[Neonbob]

I do not like hot food, as I eat things I enjoy.
Things I enjoy and the things that cause me pain to eat are in completely separate categories.
I was tricked once, though.
While I was away from the table, my dick brother put in a good spoonful of atomic sauce into my spaghetti.
When I returned, and took a bite, I triggered a thirty minute session of recovery.
And then a five minute ass kicking for that brother.
Revenge is sweet.

 

[camokkid]

me like food indeed.

 

[camokkid]

just had some Hooters wings are fucking delicious

I heard they have great ribs there too
*laughs at how funny and original that was*

OT: My friends and I bought two large bags of Blair's Red Hot chips in halbenero(sp?) flavor (hotest avaliable) and ate the entire things in the time frame of about ten minutes, I was crying for about 3 of those minutes

The breasts they use are also quite good

[sub] laughs at how funnier and orignalerer that was [/sub]

They're buns are pretty amazing, too

[sub]laughs at the raw hilarity and originality conained in that[/sub]

They also have some nice ti... actually, never mind.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I love spicy food but for some reason I hate Buffalo seasoning

 

[Chummychanga]

God, I love hot wings! <3
But my nose just starts POURING and it's quite un-sightly so I tend to order wings to go. I also love BBQ wings, those cheeky little devils.. <3

 

[GreyWolf257]

I went to this one restaurant in Georgia (or was it Alabama?) with my uncle and ate some wings that were named, and I'm not shitting you, "Super hot motherfucking wings from hell." We bought three each.



Wing one: I finished this one with tears in my eyes. I couldn't stop saying "Shit" over and over again.

Wing two: I started crying from the heat. My throat felt like I just guzzled some really hard liquor.

Wing Three: I punched the table and started screaming halfway through the wing. When I finished it I almost fell to the floor from pain.

End result: I felt great, and I accomplished something that would make Courage Wolf proud.