Poll: How do you cut sandwichs?

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

If i'm having beans on toast or something then i cut it diagonally. With normal sandwiches i cut sideways. A diagonal sandwich just seems unnatural to me

 

[Pielikey]

I don't, I just CHUG THE JELLY then STUFF 2 LOAVES OF BREAD IN MY MOUTH then I attempt to chug the peanut butter but it doesn't come out of the jar so I shake it and slap the back of it...

then I go and make an actual sandwich.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Diagonal is there any other way to get full effect?

 

[Marter]

I don't cut sandwiches very often. When I do, it varies. Sometimes it'll be diagonally, but most of the time it'll be horizontal.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I cut them into rows.

Practical, no, but they make good snacks.

 

[octafish]

Triangles taste better, didn't you know that?

 

[AWDMANOUT]

Used to cut em straight down the middle.

Then I realized everytime I didn't do that, I had an extra 5 seconds of my life I could spend doing other things.

Like eating more sandwiches.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Time spent cutting is time NOT EATING THE DAMN SANDWICH SANDVICH.

Edit: blast you ninjas!

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[lacktheknack]

NEVAAAAAR. YOU RUINS IT! AUUUGH-

Real men eat 'em whole.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I generally do not cut them. The exception is a club sandwich, which traditon dictates must be cut into quarters by bisecting the sandwich with a cut from one corner to it's opposite and then again from the remaining corners. Tradition also dictates this relatively unstable construction be held together by a large toothpick adorned with a colorful bit of flexible plastic ribbon as a flourish.

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

I have a device that cuts it into the shape of a dinosaur. That's right - be jealous.

 

[Hashime]

Diagonal, that way I get the least crust per bite, plus it is better for dipping, and easier to put into a plastic bag!

 

[The Shade]

I blend my sandwiches into liquid form and inject them by IV.

Unless I'm in a hurry, in which case I just cut open my torso and manually place it in my stomach, along with a healthy dose of acid - hey, I don't have time for digesting!

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Diagonally, the way God intended.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I just eat them, uncut.

 

[Kagim]

Diagonal.

It just tastes better diagonal.

In the same way fire decals make your car go faster.

 

[ZephrC]

Why would you cut a sandwich in half? It's not like they're really big or anything.