Poll: How do you eat a Twix?

[Hazy992]

This is not a thread on the objective brilliance of the humble Twix bar. We are all in agreement of the power of this piece of chocolatey caramel Ambrosia. No this thread is about something far more important; how does one eat a Twix?

Now there are two ways you can eat a Twix; you could be a stupid smelly jerk and just bite into the thing, which makes you worse than Mecha-Stalin, or you can do things properly and eat all the caramel, bite off all the chocolate around the edges and then eat the biscuit.

So, Escapists which side are you on? Are you a dirty robo communist or are you on the side of sense?

[sub]Shine on, you magnificent bastard![/sub]

 

[Loop Stricken]

Sensually.

Like on all the adverts.
Strangely, every time I eat a Twix I change into an attractive girl and my life is complete.

No. One at a time, of course.

 

[Hazy992]

Mecha-Stalin wishes he could be me.

I don't eat them at all D=<

I didn't think such a horror could exist in this world. I guess I was wrong.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I don't use my teeth at all when I eat a twix.

Make of that what you will.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will admit that I used to eat the caramel part first and then the biscuit as a kid. It just became boring to eat the biscuit alone as it taste dull without the caramel. So I eat it by biting into it as chewing on it mixed it together, satifyin my tastebud.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I always eat the good bits first and then the biscuity part.

That's how I've always eaten it and will continue to do so, I mean, I have manners for crying out loud.

 

[Shivarage]

I don't use my teeth at all when I eat a twix.

What I wouldn't give to watch you eat a twix... O:

 

[Queen Michael]

With my mouth.

Seriously, though, I don't eat them. But if I were to eat them, I'd just bite into them.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

See I don't like twixes:/ SORRY! But when I DO have them, I always munch the caramel off, then tuck into the biscuit.
But yeah, not a big fan of them><;;

 

[bobmus]

The correct way to eat a Twix is to snap off one piece at a time, and do the separation in the privacy of your own mouth.
Who would bite straight into a Twix? Animals...

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I don't use my teeth at all when I eat a twix.

What I wouldn't give to watch you eat a twix... O:

Now that you've said that, a video will surface at some point in the future of my eating a twix. I won't do anything like that, it'll just happen. Quantum Youtube Fetish Mechanics.

 

[Kinguendo]

I stick one finger in... if I am feeling generous I will slide th other in there too. I am talking about my anus, clearly(!)

Seriously though, you waste time biting off all the bits of chocolate around the biscuit? I agree with the all out attack on the caramel first, but biting off tiny bits of chocolate is a massive waste of time.

 

[Goofguy]

Haven't eaten a Twix in around 10-15 years. That being said, I'd probably eat it the same way as a Kit-Kat. Break the individual bars apart and eat them one at a time.

 

[sextus the crazy]

With my mouth.

Dammit, ninja'd!

you could be a stupid smelly jerk and just bite into the thing, which makes you worse than Mecha-Stalin

Hey, what did mecha-stalin ever do to you?

OT: I usually refrigerate them before eating because they don't melt then and they taste a bit better.

Also, Why do you keep changing your avatar? I pine for the days of ramen-eating Vegeta.

 

[Hazy992]

Also, Why do you keep changing your avatar? I pine for the days of ramen-eating Vegeta.

I get bored of them. I haven't had that avatar for a few weeks now.

 

[Powereaver]

I used to eat these all the time while going to school lol.. i know i was a healthy kid.. but i just ate the entire thing off one side... then ate the other side.. i didnt really care about sucking out the caramel/biscuit and leaving the chocolate thing.. it was just tasty overall!

 

[oZode]

I hate twix. I wanna throw them all into a concentration camp and melt all the twixes.

 

[Suicidejim]

Scrape off the caramel with my teeth, nibble all the chocolate of the edge, then devour the biscuit.

Also, Why do you keep changing your avatar? I pine for the days of ramen-eating Vegeta.

It took me three re-reads to figure out that said 'Vegeta' and not 'vagina.' I think I need sleep.

 

[Loop Stricken]

... i didnt really care about sucking out the caramel/biscuit and leaving the chocolate thing..

How in the name of GOD is that even a thing possible to do?