Poll: How do you eat a Twix?
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Communism is making people get a fair share of the twix! Sharing is not manly! However it is written in Earth law that with the majority of food, you must simply shove it done your mouth and eat it!Hazy992 said:
And robots are cool.
God damn... this is the sort of the thing the people who take the cheese off pizza's first and eat them seperately do.
Oh ho, but it is those people that you are a part of. Thinking of "new way's" to eat things rather than just biting, chewing and sucking food! Bah!Hazy992 said:
I just bite into it...
Sometimes I just put an entire bar into my mouth and chew (They seem to be getting smaller as time goes on...
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I wouldn't even think about eating just part of it first (Seriously? That would be weird and also leave you with a crappy biscuit and some rather sticky caramel eaten at different times... No the biscuit is necessary to avoid getting the caramel stuck all over the mouth and the caramel is necessary to give flavour to the biscuit)
That said, I'm not a huge fan of Twix, sure I'll eat them but I'd go for other chocolate bars over them (Such as Snickers <3)
Sometimes I just put an entire bar into my mouth and chew (They seem to be getting smaller as time goes on...
)I wouldn't even think about eating just part of it first (Seriously? That would be weird and also leave you with a crappy biscuit and some rather sticky caramel eaten at different times... No the biscuit is necessary to avoid getting the caramel stuck all over the mouth and the caramel is necessary to give flavour to the biscuit)
That said, I'm not a huge fan of Twix, sure I'll eat them but I'd go for other chocolate bars over them (Such as Snickers <3)
Like I said, you have to freedom to disobey the law and die or the freedom to do the right thing, which is to just bite the god-damn Twix! It is inherently wrong to do otherwise!Hazy992 said:
I place the food in my mouth. I press my teeth down into the food. I repeat until necessary, then swallow.
Twix eaten.
Twix eaten.
I just bite into it.
But I do it that way because I secretly yearn to be a hipster, so I'm being "ironically" mainstream. It's the same reason why I use money to buy things, and I bathe on a regular basis.
But I do it that way because I secretly yearn to be a hipster, so I'm being "ironically" mainstream. It's the same reason why I use money to buy things, and I bathe on a regular basis.
Agreed. I suppose we could force-feed him Twix's straight out of the packet? He will then know the true taste of the Twix, of how it is suppose to be eaten.Supertegwyn said:
It's like someone making pasta and then taking all the individual bits of whatever's in it out and eating it seperately... it's not longer pasta! It's pointless!
Of course I eat them properly....
But who says *YOUR* way is the proper way?
I take both the twix sticks, and put them side by side...
AND BITE INTO BOTH AT ONCE. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
But who says *YOUR* way is the proper way?
I take both the twix sticks, and put them side by side...
AND BITE INTO BOTH AT ONCE. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
As a straw. Bite the chocolate off either end, stick one end in a glass of milk and you get a biscuity, caramelly, delicious straw. Once the drink is finished, you eat the straw.
You... You... MONSTER! To bite into both at once! Surely the Twix gods have a circle of hell that is painful enough for decrepit, vile creatures like yourself! To do such a monstrous, horrible thing... I weep in despair at this world filled by horrors like you!Patrick Buck said: