Poll: How do you eat a Twix?

[dvd_72]

Oh no good sir you have it the wrong way round. One must first eat the biscuit, leaving the tasty caramel and chocolate to be enjoyed without that pesky biscuit getting in the way during or after!

 

[The Human Torch]

I stopped eating Twix when they renamed it Twix. I liked eating them a lot more when they were called Raiders.

Yes, this is almost 20 years ago. No, I don't hold that many grudges.

 

[Furioso]

With a fork and knife of course... what? How do you eat it? With your hands?

 

[theartknife]

you guys are missing a trick.

The even better way to eat them is to bite off both ends, then use it as straw to slurp up your tea/coffee, before you scoff the whole thing, which is now all tea/coffee infused and delicious.

BOOM

 

[Patrick Buck]

Of course I eat them properly....
But who says *YOUR* way is the proper way?
I take both the twix sticks, and put them side by side...

AND BITE INTO BOTH AT ONCE. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

You... You... MONSTER! To bite into both at once! Surely the Twix gods have a circle of hell that is painful enough for decrepit, vile creatures like yourself! To do such a monstrous, horrible thing... I weep in despair at this world filled by horrors like you!

Ahahaha! Your dispair tastes almost as good as eating two twix at the same time!

Want to hear something that will shock you further?

Sometimes..... I don't eat the whole two twix.

I only eat half....

THEN I THROW THE REST AWAY. AHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Yopaz]

What I love about Twix is that when you're done eating one and think to yourself that you wished you had another one there's is another one right there. What I hate about Twis is that when you're done eating the second one it's all over.

 

[YingDerpington]

Of course I eat them properly....
But who says *YOUR* way is the proper way?
I take both the twix sticks, and put them side by side...

AND BITE INTO BOTH AT ONCE. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

You... You... MONSTER! To bite into both at once! Surely the Twix gods have a circle of hell that is painful enough for decrepit, vile creatures like yourself! To do such a monstrous, horrible thing... I weep in despair at this world filled by horrors like you!

Ahahaha! Your dispair tastes almost as good as eating two twix at the same time!

Want to hear something that will shock you further?

Sometimes..... I don't eat the whole two twix.

I only eat half....

THEN I THROW THE REST AWAY. AHAHAHAHAHA!

Were I a man of a weaker constitution I would've fainted because of such words! Foul creature, allow me to look up you with my own eyes, that I might strike you down and have you watch helplessly as I eat a Twix the proper way and finish all of it! HAVE AT YOU!

 

[kortin]

I just eat it. No special anything, just eat it, yo.

 

[gigastrike]

The only candy bar that has a special method for consumption are Kit-Kats.

 

[superbatranger]

Wait, so I'm not supposed to pound them into dust and inject it into my ear?

 

[Owlslayer]

Well, i usually eat the biscuit-thingy at the bottom first, but only until halfway the bar. Then i eat the caramel that`s bottomless. Then, the other half of the bar, i eat both the caramel and biscuit at the same time. Repeat for the second bar. Fun times for all.

 

[Patrick Buck]

[/quote] Were I a man of a weaker constitution I would've fainted because of such words! Foul creature, allow me to look up you with my own eyes, that I might strike you down and have you watch helplessly as I eat a Twix the proper way and finish all of it! HAVE AT YOU![/quote]

I accept your duel sir, and I shall defeat you, and force to eat a twix, in the way of MY choosing!

The rules of the duel shall be thus: We shall be attached to machines, that will record how much pleasure of the chocolatey/caramal goodness we are currently enjoying, and the winner will be the one with the most!

The loser shall forever more know that they are wrong, and shall have to live with themselves!

A more terrible fate, I cannot imagine! MUAHAHAHAHA.

Edit: Ok, I weirded up this post, could a Mod delete it or something?

 

[Patrick Buck]

Of course I eat them properly....
But who says *YOUR* way is the proper way?
I take both the twix sticks, and put them side by side...

AND BITE INTO BOTH AT ONCE. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

You... You... MONSTER! To bite into both at once! Surely the Twix gods have a circle of hell that is painful enough for decrepit, vile creatures like yourself! To do such a monstrous, horrible thing... I weep in despair at this world filled by horrors like you!

Ahahaha! Your dispair tastes almost as good as eating two twix at the same time!

Want to hear something that will shock you further?

Sometimes..... I don't eat the whole two twix.

I only eat half....

THEN I THROW THE REST AWAY. AHAHAHAHAHA!

Were I a man of a weaker constitution I would've fainted because of such words! Foul creature, allow me to look up you with my own eyes, that I might strike you down and have you watch helplessly as I eat a Twix the proper way and finish all of it! HAVE AT YOU!

I accept your duel sir, and I shall defeat you, and force to eat a twix, in the way of MY choosing!

The rules of the duel shall be thus: We shall be attached to machines, that will record how much pleasure of the chocolatey/caramal goodness we are currently enjoying, and the winner will be the one with the most!

The loser shall forever more know that they are wrong, and shall have to live with themselves!

A more terrible fate, I cannot imagine! MUAHAHAHAHA.

 

[BlazeRaider]

Whole. All of it at once. The bar, the second bar, the plastic, and the shelf at the convenience store I bought it at.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I dip it in melted twix dipped in melted twix dipped in melted twix dipped in melted twix dipped in melted twix dipped in butterscotch angel delight. Problem?

 

[robotam]

Youthfully, after all, you never see an old man eating a Twix.

Twix for the refrence