Poll: How do you kiss?

[MasterOfWorlds]

So, kissing. How do you do it? Pretty straightforward. Explain it. Likes, dislikes, funny stories, things like that.

Since so many people get annoyed with me for not answering my own questions, I like deep kisses, and sometimes use a little tongue, but generally try to keep from making a huge mess or making those obnoxious sucking noises that you sometimes hear.

Also, I know that I didn't put all of the variations of kissing. Relax, that's what the "Other" option is for. There's no need to flip out because of it.

 

[michiehoward]

Pretty fucking well actually....couldn't help myself

 

[Togs]

With a fist.

Hey its better than none.

(guess what song Im listening to right now?)

 

[JezebelinHell]

Not sloppy but other than that, kind of all over the place. Deeply, passionately, teasingly, softly, a little tongue, light biting, sucking, I have even licked my partner's lips.

Hmm, not much for a story but I once kissed someone so long that my lips went numb. I have no idea how long it was, there wasn't a clock around and I was very distracted.

 

[viranimus]

In the words of Abraham Simpson

Im gonna smoocher like a mule eating an apple

/tonguewaggle

 

[Drtfgf5]

A "trail" as in a few? Then yes also passionate because I got the feelings for em'.

 

[ms_sunlight]

I've been married for over 10 years. That's a lot of practice.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Tsk tsk. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

But really, I tend to use my mouth.

 

[LCP]

In the words of Abraham Simpson

Im gonna smoocher like a mule eating an apple

/tonguewaggle

Am i the only one that read Abraham Lincoln?

 

[darthotaku]

If you listen to that ***** of an ex-girlfriend of mine then I kiss like a dog trying to lick peanut butter off the roof of it's mouth.

but hey, she might not have liked what I did with my tongue, but she didn't have a single bad thing to say about what I did with my hands

 

[DanielBrown]

Not sure how I'd put it, but I've gotten nothing but praise for my awesome mouth-to-mouth methods.
Probably the deep/passionate one.
/end brag

 

[Leole]

With a pencil, a cake, and 2 dozen batteries taped to a half-empty glass of orange juice. It has to be half empty, however, you can get the same results by using kool-aid, mind the gap, though.

 

[Nimcha]

With a fist.

Hey its better than none.

(guess what song Im listening to right now?)

Florence and the Machine. Do I get a cookie?

 

[Togs]

With a fist.

Hey its better than none.

(guess what song Im listening to right now?)

Florence and the Machine. Do I get a cookie?

yes, how about this one?

http://www.tiptoptens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/worlds-biggest-cookie.jpg

 

[Nimcha]

With a fist.

Hey its better than none.

(guess what song Im listening to right now?)

Florence and the Machine. Do I get a cookie?

yes, how about this one?

http://www.tiptoptens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/worlds-biggest-cookie.jpg

It's a bit large but I'll take it!

 

[liquidangry]

Well, usually the girl takes off her pants, then lays down and then I.... and that's why I get herpes outbreaks on my face.

If you are only kissing in one way you are doing it wrong.

And use of the tongue does not require "sucking noises", that means you are doing it wrong.

This basically. This poll would be better if I could check multiple options. Though, if I had to pick the one used most often then I would say a trail of kisses from the shoulder up the neck possibly ending in a kiss on the lips. Though if there's biting and clawing going on it's a whole different ball game. hur hur, balls.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Pretty fucking well actually....couldn't help myself

Same

OT: Depends on how long I've been with the girl, the moment, ect. I have an arsenal of styles!

 

[artanis_neravar]

Not sloppy but other than that, kind of all over the place. Deeply, passionately, teasingly, softly, a little tongue, light biting, sucking, I have even licked my partner's lips.

Hmm, not much for a story but I once kissed someone so long that my lips went numb. I have no idea how long it was, there wasn't a clock around and I was very distracted.

If JezebelinHell.female=true Then
reply.text="Hot"
Else
reply.text="Lame"
End if


....wow I'm sad

Anyway I'm going to say all of the above depending on the mood I'm in or the mood I am attempting to invoke.