Poll: How do you prefer your toilet roll to hang in the roller?

[The White Hunter]

A subject many have strong feelings over but none dare to openly tackle with public debate, the eternal question of: How do you hang your toilet paper in the roller?

Over:

This is how I prefer my toilet paper to be hung, it makes it easier to grasp and pull from the roll, and is more aesthetically pleasing for whatever reason.

The arguments for this include that you are less likely to transfer bacteria to the wall, and less likely and it is also easier to locate and grasp the end sheet.

Though I should pointout that in my upstairs restroom the roll is not on a roller and just stands about.

The arch nemesis of my bathroom is this, the dreaded under:

Under features a reduced risk of toddlers or cats unrolling the entire thing whilst batting it.

However this is outweighed by the fact that it is totally and completely evil, and should be made illegal as soon as possible.

How do you hang your toilet paper?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I don't have a holder, I just have a pile of rolls.

 

[The White Hunter]

What kind of weirdo would put it under? No, seriously, that's just weird. Are you weird? Don't be weird. I've just never had anyone do that with their toilet paper.

My mother does it in our outside lavatory and it drives me mad, have to change it around compulsively ever damn time I go in there . It's just not right.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I use the walls, the thing is though, I need to break into a new house to take a dump every time.

 

[JoJo]

Over is more pleasing to the eye and is easier to reach to tear off a piece, it's easily superior to under.

 

[The White Hunter]

I use the walls, the thing is though, I need to break into a new house to take a dump every time.

You should try breaking into a mall, then you can use the cubicles one at a time.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Ya know how I prefer it? ON THE FUCKING HOLDER! I don't understand why I, AND I ALONE, must put the roll onto the holder every time! I didn't mind at first but I think my GF does this specifically to annoy me at this point.

But seriously, under because I am absolutely evil

 

[Evil Smurf]

I use the walls, the thing is though, I need to break into a new house to take a dump every time.

You should try breaking into a mall, then you can use the cubicles one at a time.

Another thing, you know display bathrooms? They work just as well as a regular bathroom.

 

[The White Hunter]

Ya know how I prefer it? ON THE FUCKING HOLDER! I don't understand why I, AND I ALONE, must put the roll onto the holder every time! I didn't mind at first but I think my GF does this specifically to annoy me at this point.

But seriously, under because I am absolutely evil

I've burned down orphanages for that kind of disgraceful bathroom etiquette before!

Seriously under is wrong, feel bad.

I use the walls, the thing is though, I need to break into a new house to take a dump every time.

You should try breaking into a mall, then you can use the cubicles one at a time.

Another thing, you know display bathrooms? They work just as well as a regular bathroom.

So display living rooms in some situations! Or those giant toilets they use when giving lectures about wasting water or flushing drugs down the loo.

 

[Hero of Lime]

Over of course, like there is any other way to hang toilet paper up. Though having a loose roll is nice to keep things fresh and interesting.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Ya know how I prefer it? ON THE FUCKING HOLDER! I don't understand why I, AND I ALONE, must put the roll onto the holder every time! I didn't mind at first but I think my GF does this specifically to annoy me at this point.

But seriously, under because I am absolutely evil

I've burned down orphanages for that kind of disgraceful bathroom etiquette before!

Seriously under is wrong, feel bad.

I use the walls, the thing is though, I need to break into a new house to take a dump every time.

You should try breaking into a mall, then you can use the cubicles one at a time.

Another thing, you know display bathrooms? They work just as well as a regular bathroom.

So display living rooms in some situations! Or those giant toilets they use when giving lectures about wasting water or flushing drugs down the loo.

Flushing drugs down the loo is a euphemism for what I do.

 

[The White Hunter]

Snip

Flushing drugs down the loo is a euphemism for what I do.[/quote]

I once flushed a henchman down the Injustice League officers lavatory to see what happens. Turns out they seem to be able to hold their breath for a very long time as it eventually came back home, looking slightly puzzled...

Over of course, like there is any other way to hang toilet paper up. Though having a loose roll is nice to keep things fresh and interesting.

Leaves make a nice change of pace every now and then, or newspaper in a pinch, once you're done reading of course.[footnote]See, there is still a place in the world for print news[/footnote]

Edit: Edited for derp.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Flushing drugs down the loo is a euphemism for what I do.

I once flushed a henchman down the Injustice League officers lavatory to see what happens. Turns out they seem to be able to hold their breath for a very long time as it eventually came back home, looking slightly puzzled...

Over of course, like there is any other way to hang toilet paper up. Though having a loose roll is nice to keep things fresh and interesting.

Leaves make a nice change of pace every now and then, or newspaper in a pinch, once you're done reading of course.[footnote]See, there is still a place in the world for print news[/footnote]

Edit: Edited for derp.

Honestly, I think that's just because of the size of the plumbing in the offices, they regularly have people flushed down them.

 

[The White Hunter]

Flushing drugs down the loo is a euphemism for what I do.

I once flushed a henchman down the Injustice League officers lavatory to see what happens. Turns out they seem to be able to hold their breath for a very long time as it eventually came back home, looking slightly puzzled...

Over of course, like there is any other way to hang toilet paper up. Though having a loose roll is nice to keep things fresh and interesting.

Leaves make a nice change of pace every now and then, or newspaper in a pinch, once you're done reading of course.[footnote]See, there is still a place in the world for print news[/footnote]

Edit: Edited for derp.

Honestly, I think that's just because of the size of the plumbing in the offices, they regularly have people flushed down them.

I'll have to try it with one of the Brosassins, I mean they can't breathe underwater but they're damn near immortal so I could test it that way.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Flushing drugs down the loo is a euphemism for what I do.

I once flushed a henchman down the Injustice League officers lavatory to see what happens. Turns out they seem to be able to hold their breath for a very long time as it eventually came back home, looking slightly puzzled...

Over of course, like there is any other way to hang toilet paper up. Though having a loose roll is nice to keep things fresh and interesting.

Leaves make a nice change of pace every now and then, or newspaper in a pinch, once you're done reading of course.[footnote]See, there is still a place in the world for print news[/footnote]

Edit: Edited for derp.

Honestly, I think that's just because of the size of the plumbing in the offices, they regularly have people flushed down them.

I'll have to try it with one of the Brosassins, I mean they can't breathe underwater but they're damn near immortal so I could test it that way.

If you want to clean up the mess, go ahead.

 

[The White Hunter]

Flushing drugs down the loo is a euphemism for what I do.

I once flushed a henchman down the Injustice League officers lavatory to see what happens. Turns out they seem to be able to hold their breath for a very long time as it eventually came back home, looking slightly puzzled...

Over of course, like there is any other way to hang toilet paper up. Though having a loose roll is nice to keep things fresh and interesting.

Leaves make a nice change of pace every now and then, or newspaper in a pinch, once you're done reading of course.[footnote]See, there is still a place in the world for print news[/footnote]

Edit: Edited for derp.

Honestly, I think that's just because of the size of the plumbing in the offices, they regularly have people flushed down them.

I'll have to try it with one of the Brosassins, I mean they can't breathe underwater but they're damn near immortal so I could test it that way.

If you want to clean up the mess, go ahead.

They're my underlings and I shall do with them as I please, honestly once they come out the other end they just mould back together like a monstrous sponge, one life out of the thousands they have is worth it for science.

Seem to have derailed my own thread.

 

[Evil Smurf]

They're my underlings and I shall do with them as I please, honestly once they come out the other end they just mould back together like a monstrous sponge, one life out of the thousands they have is worth it for science.

Anecdotally, they also work as a washcloth, what with being 38 percent sponge.

Seem to have derailed my own thread.

I think I did that. ;D

 

[Queen Michael]

This way, of course. It places the part you grab hold of closer to you.[footnote]Or else it gets the hose again.[/footnote]