Poll: How do you prefer your toilet roll to hang in the roller?

[Bravo Company]

I always put any rolls of anything in the under position. It just makes more sense for the roll to turn clockwise to receive your wonderful bath tissue, paper towels, or anything else of importance.

Over just looks wrong, therefor any potential benefits are immediately nullified

Convert or die!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Honestly I'm just happy that its there, I don't care about the way its hanging.

 

[EHKOS]

Baby wipes. They are sanitary, soft, and clean much better. That being said if I had to choose, it would be over.

 

[Signa]

It's complaints like these that make me want it under.

Personally, it doesn't matter which way it is. I'm even fine with it off the roll. Over looks nicer, but if I cared about the aesthetics of a roll of toilet paper, I wouldn't be wiping my ass with it.

 

[Seracen]

I prefer bidets. No, not for the same reasons that Ron White likes bidets.

Just seems cleaner than TP, although it's a bastitch to find and have installed in the States. It also means I really don't like to use bathrooms that aren't my own (or in a hotel fancy enough to have bidets).

 

[Sarge034]

Guys, guys plz! Coexist in this place of great shit.

How do you hang your toilet paper in the roller?

Like a fucking boss.

 

[game-lover]

Under.

Screw you guys! I hate over. It's uncouth and looks oblong and weighty and just... ick! And barely aesthetically pleasing. In fact, it isn't. Just unwieldy and blah. BLAH, I say.

I always change it when I can whenever I can.

 

[FPLOON]

What kind of weirdo would put it under? No, seriously, that's just weird. Are you weird? Don't be weird. I've just never had anyone do that with their toilet paper.

DAMMIT! I'M WEIRD!!!! *runs away* No wonder the neighbors shun me with fire... (or is it for something else? I don't know... We've never got along in the first place...)

OT: Well, I always thought "under" had the most control over how many sheets of toilet paper I wanted, especially the way I take a few sheet off the roll... I've tried "over" multiple times, and I find that to be the completely weird to me... especially during that one Wario minigame...

(More control when it's "over"? There's even less control than it being "under"...)

 

[RedDeadFred]

I'm not really picky but if I HAD to choose, I guess I'd pick over.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I never gave it much thought until my dad complained I was putting the thing under. So I put it over ever since because it's all the same to me.

 

[KOMega]

Don't care much, but seeing as I don't have any pets or toddlers around to mess up my rolls, I'll go with Over.

The Under option probably preferable if for some reason the roller is literally right next to your thigh when you sit down. Maybe.

 

[Branindain]

Over is TOO mobile, half the time I would go in there and find it dragging on the floor. So I converted to under.

And when I have you safely immobilised, I promise to spill all the details of my plan for world domination then leave the room while my electronic shark kills you slowly. Cause that's how we roll for tha evilz XD

 

[ThreeName]

This sums up my position quite nicely:

 

[zzkill]

I prefer mine to be in a quantum superposition.

 

[Strazdas]

I used to have it over. It is simply a more confortable way.
Currently i got no holster, so it just stands sideways on my sink.

 

[suitepee7]

my girlfriend puts it under, purely because i hate it, and she wants to teach me a lesson for being too lazy to do it myself...

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

Anyone that puts it under should have to eat the whole roll.

 

[Eggsnham]

Shit, as long as I can get to it on the roller, I don't care which position it's in.

That said, I have been known to have it hang under just to fuck with people who obsess over things like this.

 

[kailus13]

I hang it whichever way it ends up. As long as it's on the holder I'll use it. I don't think this makes me evil, just that I have low standards.