Poll: How do you shave?

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Chefodeath

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Custard_Angel said:
Razor in the shower.

Mirrors are for the weak. I shave by feel.
This. I do have a strange habit though. See, I feel that a beard is like a child. When you cut it young, then its like aborting the fetus and no huge deal. When you let it grow a bit, it becomes self-aware, and when you shave, you are in effect destroying a sentient entity.

Therefore, whenever I shave a long beard, I beg its forgiveness and recite little funeral rights for it.
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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It looks and handles exactly like any old razor would, but you put a battery in it to make it vibrate so i guess it's electric.

Fucked if i know how having a vibrating razor(for MEN, mind you, you sick pervert!) is gonna make any real difference.
 

SovietPanda

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Shave with a quality razor, though once i shaved with my kitchen knife just to prove how well honed i keep the edge :p
 

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I use a razor. Electric shavers are the absolute worst!!!!!! Every one I have ever used (even very expensive ones) are complete shit. They leave your skin raw and don't shave close at all.

You can get much closer and have much smoother skin with a normal razor and it also doesn't leave your skin a raw and gross.

Razor all the way.
 

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Treblaine said:
You can also remove hair chemically though it makes your face stink of farts... somehow
That's because thioglycolic acid [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thioglycolic_acid], a popular hair-remover ingredient, has a hydrogen/sulfur group hanging off one end of the molecule that makes it smell.
 

Hipsy_Gypsy

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Depends where and how bothered I can be. :p Usually with a razor but sometimes hair removal followed by a razor!


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Colour Scientist

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No, actually. I just looked them up, never heard that name before. I'd heard such a device existed alright. It looks kind of scary.
 

staika

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I shave with a razor, I used to shave with an electric razors but it was very uncomfortable and it didn't get as close as the razor.
 

staika

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Edit: triple post? I never thought I would do that I am very sorry members of the escapist.
 

staika

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Edit: I am very sorry everyone I dun goofed and created a triple post. Please feel free to tell me how much of a moron I am.
 

SckizoBoy

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No, actually. I just looked them up, never heard that name before. I'd heard such a device existed alright. It looks kind of scary.
For a guy, they're... well, ick, 'cos I had one run up my calf and... let's not go there, eh?

But no, use it regularly and it's better than waxing (experience from two sisters and an ex talking, in case you're suspicious).
 

similar.squirrel

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One of these bad boys. The blades are considerably cheaper than those Mass Effect-looking things that Gillette releases every year or so, and they offer a cleaner shave once you get past the inevitable facial-laceration phase.
Thinking of getting some kind of body hair trimmer as well for the underarms and so forth, because putting that thing in obscure places is a recipe for disaster. And hair is like a little house for sweat and microbes.
 

Colour Scientist

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SckizoBoy said:
For a guy, they're... well, ick, 'cos I had one run up my calf and... let's not go there, eh?

But no, use it regularly and it's better than waxing (experience from two sisters and an ex talking, in case you're suspicious).
I'm not so sure, you're starting to sound like you sell them!
 

thylasos

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When I was shavingmy whole face, I'd use an electric, but now, since I've got an unorthodox beard shape, I use a razor for the precision and closeness of cut.

Warm water on, shave, cold water on. That's it.