Poll: How do you take your coffee?

[gl1koz3]

Well, black coffee tastes like sewage water smells, so only with sugar.

 

[Sakash]

Whenever someone asks me for a black coffee i cant help but quote Mr Burns

"Want it black dont you? BLACK LIKE YOUR HEART!!"

 

[Boris Goodenough]

Well, black coffee tastes like sewage water smells, so only with sugar.

That's so weird, I've always loved the smell of coffee, it was only when I became 16-17 that I started to like the taste.

 

[Dwarfman]

Yes, you get a prize. You may not even realise you have received it, but the fact that your life is slowly slipping away from you is a good indication.

OT: Big, black, strong and in the mouth. That didn't come out right...

That's a rather black response. But I suppose that matches your preference in coffee right? >

 

[Squeaky]

Generally the only rule of thumb for me is two tea spoons of coffe and two of sugar, il drink it cold,black and with milk.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Elsewhere. I'm a tea drinker. Does coffee flavouring in jelly beans count? Because I like that format.

 

[Merkavar]

milk and 2 sugars.

BTW i was wondering this today. everyone i know has milk in their coffee/tea. but on tv mainly with americans they have cream. is that just like how they call jam jelly and its actually milk or do americans actually put cream in their coffee? what sort of cream?

Two sugars, milk, don't kill the cow.

Whats all this cream business?

exactly

so still no answer on what the hell cream is or why you would put it in coffee. the only cream i know of is stuff you put on cake. looks kind of like milk i guess, a little thicker, but i would never consider putting it in coffee

 

[dslatch]

WTF is double-double etc.? I have mine with two sugars and milk.

just end the confusion 1X1(or single single) is 1 milk 1 sugar and double-double=2milk 2sugar 4X4= 4milk 4sugar and so on. if you walk into any Tim Hortons and say any of those options it's what you get. I call it milk just because i like to confuse strangers on the internet. And i Tried to make the survey choices a varied as possible but it only lets you make so many options.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"I like my coffee like I like my women...in a plastic cup."

Goddamit...ninja'd

Ok, like my women, ground up in the fridge.

BTW, if I order my coffee black, that means I don't want milk. At all. Ever. Don't fucking ask me if I want milk with my black coffee, or I will go mental at you.

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Black with a couple sugar, but lukewarm or cold. Yeah, I drink for the taste, not the warmth.

 

[OceanRunner]

I used to have milk and 3 sugars, never cream, but I don't have as much of a sweet tooth, so I just have milk.

 

[Wondermint13]

Double with a tall shot of Hazelnut syrup! Mmmmmdammn!

 

[Auxiliary]

I don´t drink coffee. I occasionally drink tea, but like only once every three months.

 

[gl1koz3]

Well, black coffee tastes like sewage water smells, so only with sugar.

That's so weird, I've always loved the smell of coffee, it was only when I became 16-17 that I started to like the taste.

I said it tastes like sewage water smells, which means it tastes bad. The smell is still kinda nice, but the taste is horrible without sugar. It eases the extreme bitterness of it.

 

[thylasos]

Enough milk to make it full-on opaque (a very small amount), two sugars. Or two sweeteners.

 

[SeaCalMaster]

milk and 2 sugars.

BTW i was wondering this today. everyone i know has milk in their coffee/tea. but on tv mainly with americans they have cream. is that just like how they call jam jelly and its actually milk or do americans actually put cream in their coffee? what sort of cream?

Two sugars, milk, don't kill the cow.

Whats all this cream business?

exactly

so still no answer on what the hell cream is or why you would put it in coffee. the only cream i know of is stuff you put on cake. looks kind of like milk i guess, a little thicker, but i would never consider putting it in coffee

Buh?

Click here [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cream].

On topic: I like my coffee like I like my men:
-Black
-With lots of cream
-Colombian and kept in a bag
-Leaving me soggy brown remains
-With a strong fragrance

I might post more if I think of any.

 

[kannibus]

Extra large double double it is. Every morning, I walk onto the base with that coffee in hand heralding the start of another glorious day.