Poll: How does The Escapist like their Coffee?

[Vern]

I prefer it black, I've never understood the obsession with putting sugar, cream, or caramel in it. If all you're doing is trying to cover up the taste of the coffee, why drink it? I have the same feeling towards mixed drinks, if you're trying to cover up the taste of alcohol with fruit, why drink the alcohol? But then again, I'm a purist, I like my coffee black, my vodka neat, and my Marlboros red.

 

[FoOd77]

Plain black coffee, no milk, no sugar, between 4 and 5 cups a day. I have a serious addiction to caffeine, as in I go through actual withdrawls when I don't get it. I had never thought it possible, but there you have it. Without coffee, I get terrible nausea and a headache.

 

[Hateren47]

I like my coffee like I like my women, ground into dust and stored in airtight containers in the fridge.

With 2 sugars.

 

[Imsety]

My favourite kind of coffee is the nonexistent one.

Not a fan of coffee at all, partly because I'm plenty energetic enough without all that caffeine running through my veins, and partly because it tastes like bitter ass.

I'll have a cup of lemon green tea instead.

 

[SimuLord]

I like my coffee like I like my women. Light, sweet, and warm.

 

[Julianking93]

Anyway, now that I go to Starbucks fairly frequently, I get a double shot grande skinny non fat vanilla latte

That's a mouthful.

Indeed it is.

I wish I could just tell them I want a medium vanilla latte without sugar but noooooo

Fucking asshole Starbucks employees don't know what that means so I have to use their stupid coffee lingo.

I actually got into an argument with some assfaced employee about their sizes. I said I wanted a medium, but he insisted that I call it grande.

Hey, they're "baristas" not employees. Get it right or drink Folgers....************.

Seriously though, I hate that soooo much. I say "medium" too. I've always wanted to throw down with a barista.

Well maybe I will drink Folgers from now on.....****.


Do so if you want. I'm sure it'll be real easy. The only people who ever seem to work at Starbucks are whiny little emo kids who'll be too busy complaining about their life to fight back

I'm in a bit of an angry mood this morning.....^_^

 

[comadorcrack]

I like mine with a Kiss ♪♪

 

[Zhukov]

I don't drink coffee. No need for me to develop a stimulant dependency until absolutely necessary.

...

Huh. And I am surprised to find myself in the majority.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

White with one (two if I'm feeling naughty)!

 

[NinjaB0b]

i like my coffee like i like my women... cold and bitter

(with the sexist joke outta the way) love my coffee just black. plain and simple and LOTS of it

 

[LongAndShort]

White, maybe one sugar depending on the quality of the coffee.

 

[Betancore]

Black. Don't like anything in my coffee. I couldn't stand the taste of coffee at first, and drowned it out with heaps of cream and sugar. But it was making me late every morning (I am incapable of tearing open those little packets of sugar with freezing cold fingers at 8 AM) so I just gave up and started drinking it without. Now I can't go back.

 

[LandoCristo]

One Cream, one sugar. I don't like to black, but I prefer it to have a little bit of a kick in it. But I mostly prefer tea.

 

[Flying-Emu]

I don't drink that devil juice.

 

[thylasos]

I don't understand the "cream" thing. I believe I had some in Russia and it was utterly disgusting.

Enough milk to make it opaque, two sugars.

 

[sephiroth1991]

Milk and 1 suger.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I suppose bottles of Iced Coffee falls under 'Other', so that. I don't really like hot drinks all that much and I can't stand the taste of coffee without a ton of sugar.

 

[Pikeperch]

Heh, this makes me think of the horror stories my father sometimes tells of when he was in the USA and drank what was called coffee. "It was more or less brown water, and then they ask if I want DECAF?"
Going by what my friends who have visited the country say, it seems like he didn't exaggerate.

But, yeah, black. Sometimes with a cube of sugar in my mouth to filter it, so I can feel like an old man. But usually black.