Poll: How Many Characteristics Do You Share With A Serial Killer?

[Sewblon]

1. 2. and 13. are true about me, but that's it. I guess that puts me in the Disney villain personality range.

 

[Neonbob]

No, you see I was implying that I was still planning to murder you. Regardless...this is a cometition that you're gonna lose. I killed at least 3 people this morning alone.

...That's it?
I killed seven just this past hour.

50! Let's hear it for doom on the highway!

 

[Nmil-ek]

Im in the 7-9 bracket it would seem rather alarming.

 

[Neonbob]

50! Let's hear it for doom on the highway!

...You were adopted.

I know. I killed my original parents and made them into hot dogs for a school fair.

 

[ShockValue]

Only in the 1-3 range here. Guess I won't cut it when it comes to being a serial killer after all, how dissapointing.

 

[Pimppeter2]

6, not that bad. 7 if you count that orphanarium

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

6/12. I'm just a Murderer. =(

 

[Neonbob]

I know. I killed my original parents and made them into hot dogs for a school fair.

Nobody loves you!

This is also true. The people who get close enough to love me are usually my next victims.
You have a thing for spouting the truth tonight...

 

[Neonbob]

This is also true. The people who get close enough to love me are usually my next victims.
You have a thing for spouting the truth tonight...

What can I say - I am all about the brutal honesty.

I like spreading my brutal honesty with a spiky baseball bat.
You are a hideous waste of flesh who contains no hope for improvement as your life goes on.
*whacksplat*
There now.
*walks off whistling*

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

6/12. I'm just a Murderer. =(

It's okay! We will buy you a pony!

This is also true. The people who get close enough to love me are usually my next victims.
You have a thing for spouting the truth tonight...

What can I say - I am all about the brutal honesty.

I will ride through town murdering people on my Pony. Yay!

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Quite a few I might be interested in doing, but I can luckily keep myself from doing it.

 

[elitekill1942]

well shit im going to go check myself into a phyk ward

 

[Erana]

Well, I'm by no means a typical serial killer.
But what do I do when it applies to one parent? Of course, with a mother like mine, I could have every natural inclination to be a sadistic psychopath and still be a decent person. She's just that awesome.

 

[BobbleRz]

Hmmm.. all 14... interesting... this explains the bodies my dog keeps finding in the yard.

 

[ExaltedK9]

No, you see I was implying that I was still planning to murder you. Regardless...this is a cometition that you're gonna lose. I killed at least 3 people this morning alone.

...That's it?
I killed seven just this past hour.

Yea? Well I shot the sheriff...killing 7 nobodys does not make you great, now once you get take out somebody important, then I might be impressed.

If we're basing our murder-off soley on nameless, faceless nobodys, well...don't insult me. Why not try Neonbob? Now there's an elusive target... or better yet, save me the trouble of Smiling Kitsune.

DON'T REPORT BACK, TILL YOU GOT SOME RESULTS!