kman123 said:
Two.
English.
And Sarcasm.
Dammit, I was going to say that!
Like most of my fellow Americans, English is the only language (other than sarcasm) that I can speak and understand with true fluency. However, I can speak German well enough to get by. And yes, I do know how to say things other than "Wo ist die amerikanische Botschaft?" (Where is the American Embassy?)
"Mein Kopf hat gepupst," for example, and "Mein Fallschirm ist kaputt." These are important things to know how to express to others.
I've tried learning Spanish and French as well, but I like German because A. its structure is incredibly similar to English, so it's easy to learn; B. because it's hilarious how people who don't understand it always think I'm angry at them when I speak to them when I'm only asking if I can use the restroom, and C. because I'm of German descent.