Poll: How Many of you killed the Talos Preacher in Skyrim?

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BabyRaptor

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I've killed him a couple times. He just never shuts up, and he sounds so fanatical and...Ugh.
 

Sordin

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I have 3 characters and he has been killed by each of them. I just find him way too annoying.
 

Longstreet

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No, at least not with this current character, a kajit archer (and possibly dagger wielding assassin) that steals everything he wants, and kills everyone who gets in his way.

I probably killed him with any of my former characters, but i killed to much to remember everyone.

It's on my to do list now though!
 

Nouw

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I don't kill any people in towns or holds. I'm a law-abiding-citizen!
fat tony said:
Hang on - that chicks eyes moved.....
wait, did they?
Ah this is freakin' me out....
Wait! they moved again!
Stop it!
I demand an explanation.
 

M0rp43vs

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I used him as pickpocket practise but never harmed him.
Though there was this one time I accidentally cast storm call and he was the only one that got struck.
I guess the game wasn't much a fan of him either
 

Auron225

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Eh, I thought he made Whiterun a bit more lifelike. I never had to hang around long enough to hear him for more than 8 seconds so he never bothered me enough to want to murder him.

NAZEEM on the other hand!! I'm suprised I lasted as long as I did with him but he got a knife to the throat eventually. Now that I think about it, I'm amazed I never killed that motherf*cker who "works for Belethor, at the general goods store". Every. Damn. Time. I got within 40ft of him. He felt the need to tell me his occupation. He even broke into my house once AT NIGHT to tell me. That would've been the perfect opportunity now that I think about it...
 
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I tried a few times but always restored the quick save shortly after. I even found a spot, up toward the Jarl's palace where I can launch an arrow without being spotted by the guards (off the side of the stairs, on the rocks near the falls) and nailed a perfect long shot. I went down and took in his body, lying forlornly and unmourned, then restored.

The next time I was in Whiterun at night, I went into the house, turned into a werewolf, mauled him and left.

This is the coolest way to get him I've seen, though this isn't the best video of it:
 

Odbarc

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I got the mod to kill all the children.
And I like to go home to home and steal everything that isn't part of the environment.
And then I kill everyone inside.

Repeat for every house, every city.
 

Maxtro

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LOL, every one of my characters killed him. Some did it in stealth, some did it in the open, he was also killed by a vampire lord and a werewolf.

Talos be with you.
 

GroovySpecs

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I had to, my Nord sorceress was even a true believer, but he had such a limited set of lines and he shouted them so loud... and as his house was destroyed when the stormcloaks invaded I felt it was the only humane thing to do...
 

Sniper Team 4

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Honestly, I'm surprised he lasts the entire game. I never kill anyone unless it's in combat. Playing the Dark Brotherhood was really hard for me because it went against everything I am and my little Jimmy Cricket kept yelling at me. Still, I needed those trophies...
But back to the matter at hand. This man is preaching about Talos out in the open. I'm honestly surprised the Alemar or whatever the High Elves are didn't show up and execute him on the spot to make an example.
 

Souplex

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I just ignore him.
He's trying to be a dedicated Talos worshiper, yet he opposes the empire Talos founded. That's silly.
 

Karelwolfpup

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nah, I don't mind Heimsker, he's never done me any harm. But I have killed Nazeem, that old ***** who runs the Whiterun stables and that blowhard Olaf Battleborn on several occasions when I just had enough of their snide talking crap. If I could, I think I'd kill most of the kids in Skyrim too, arrogant little snots. Especially the kids in Solitude, including that girl whose mother I helped (the one who was sister to Roggvir the executed guard). Everytime they run past me in Solitude they make some snide remark.
"I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough"
Boy, I murdered the ancient dragon whose bones I used to make this armour and I ATE HIS GODSDAMNED SOUL!!!! I'm Harbinger of the Companions, Dragonborn and Thane of damn near EVERY HOLD IN SKYRIM!!! What's stopping me from force feeding you YOUR OWN FACE!?!?!???!?!?!?!?



ahem...



Riften especially would be purged of every Thieves Guild member and person with the surname Black Briar.
Proly almost every high elf character I've met too, aside from a couple would be dead if I met them more often. Aside from the Thalmor, of course, whom I take every opportunity to murder in a variety of ways ^w^ nothing like Thalmor hearts to make you feel like a true Nord, especially when you're a werewolf XDD

What twists my nards most about the folk in Skyrim is their unusual verbal diarrhea and constant repetition of the same few phrases.
I'd grumble about the near total lack of any self preservation instincts for bandits, assassins, thieves and animals... but... they kinda built the massive mountain of gold in my homes so... kinda can't complain too much about that XD
 

HellbirdIV

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Heimskir mysteriously turned up dead outside Whiterun, stripped naked with an arrow wound in the back of his head.

It most definately did not have anything to do with my High Elf Thalmor sympathizer, who specializes in assassinating targets with shots to the head from behind with her bow.
 

Griffolion

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I forgot the official term, but I'm one of those that likes to put "myself" into the character I play.

I'm generally tolerant of other people's views, and certainly will never act to suppress anyone's expression of their views or beliefs so long as they are in accordance with the law of the land, and aren't harming anyone else.

So no, I did not kill him.
 

Bestival

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Why on earth are you walking up to Dragonreach? so much faster to just fast travel straight on up to that *****.
I don't think I've ever heard this sermon, walking is for chumps!