Poll: How many relationships have you been in?

[FamoFunk]

3 and I'm still in the third one. The first two lasted about a month lol.

I spent too much time getting laid rather than want a meaningful relationship when I was younger.

 

[Andothul]

4 or 5 serious relationships. More 1 night stands than i have fingers.

Yes i am a manslut deal with it

 

[Fappy]

I knew there would be a lot of 0's but... guys, get off this forum and get laid already!

"Relationship" is a funny word, but after careful consideration I would have to say 4. That discounts flings, dates, etc.

 

[Mr Fixit]

Just two real ones i guess, one ended very badly & the other never really went anywhere serious, we had a great time when we were together, but the whole long term thing never happened. We're still friends, but it can get awkward at times.

I'm currently looking for the next lovely lady thats willing to put up with my shit....

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

I knew there would be a lot of 0's but... guys, get off this forum and get laid already!

See, that's the worst part about not having had a relationship. Its the stigma, its like the rest of society is telling you that you're failing at life.

 

[Fappy]

I knew there would be a lot of 0's but... guys, get off this forum and get laid already!

See, that's the worst part about not having had a relationship. Its the stigma, its like the rest of society is telling you that you're failing at life.

I definitely wouldn't say you are failing at life. I didn't have a serious relationship until after my senior prom, so I was in the same boat as a lot of the people here a number of years ago. I would say however, that you guys are missing out. I wouldn't worry about it too much though. As long as you're a decent person that practices a moderate degree of social interaction it will happen eventually.

 

[Jonluw]

I knew there would be a lot of 0's but... guys, get off this forum and get laid already!

But, but...
I don't need to.
Masturbating while talking to you guys is pretty much like a relationship anyways. It's all I'll ever need!

 

[Fappy]

I knew there would be a lot of 0's but... guys, get off this forum and get laid already!

But, but...
I don't need to.
Masturbating while talking to you guys is pretty much like a relationship anyways. It's all I'll ever need!

It warms my heart to hear that someone is pleasuring themselves to the sexiness of my written word.

That reminds me. On another forum a long time ago I used to have a signature that stated, "I can see you fapping." Got a lot of strange remarks for that >.>

 

[Jonluw]

I knew there would be a lot of 0's but... guys, get off this forum and get laid already!

But, but...
I don't need to.
Masturbating while talking to you guys is pretty much like a relationship anyways. It's all I'll ever need!

It warms my heart to hear that someone is pleasuring themselves to the sexiness of my written word.

That reminds me. On another forum a long time ago I used to have a signature that stated, "I can see you fapping." Got a lot of strange remarks for that >.>

Aawww... I love you too, honey.

 

[Da Orky Man]

(Cos(90)/50)xSin(34)^2.

Work it out.

 

[Jonluw]

(Cos(90)/50)xSin(34)^2.

Work it out.

After considering this for a long time, I've come to the conclusion that you have the same score as I:
lim x→∞ √(&#966/x

 

[soren7550]

Just the one, but I'm very happy with it.

 

[artanis_neravar]

(Cos(90)/50)xSin(34)^2.

Work it out.

Well since the Cosine of 90 is 0, and anything multiplied by 0 is 0, I'm going to guess 42.

 

[Uber Evil]

Just the one.

And 9 years later, I'm still with that lovely girl

Yes. I'm a stud.

I don't mind you worshipping me.

You are a hero to us all.

But you are not the hero that we need.
You are the one that we deserve.

OT: 0, trying to change that and failing as far as I can tell.

 

[Right Hook]

. I dated a girl for one hour. We went from lovey-dovey to "fuck you and your stupid face" in that amount of time.

This just made my night, so awesome.

 

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

0 at 20. I'm just a strange guy, I guess. I was never into relationships while in high shool, prefering instead to spend my free time with my friends. It just seemed pointless at the time. I haven't even planned on finding someone before I'm done with college and get my life somewhat set up.

Nor do I want a relationship for the sake of having a relationship. To me, it isn't something to play around with and have fun for a few months, maybe a year, and then go separate ways. I want it to last. I know it's silly, and that things can and will go wrong, but I still will try and make it work. ...Sweet Zombie Jesus, I don't even recognize myself anymore... >.>

Currently, I'm madly in love with an amazing woman, whom I befriended online, and the odds just seem to be stacked against me, now that I actually want a relationship. I'm in the middle of college bs, she's across a goddamn ocean, she's 6.5-years older (which wouldn't be a problem at all if I still wasn't in college dealing with previously mentioned bs), I was actually "friendzoned" by her several months ago (although when I spoke with her recently, she seems to feel differently about me now, but I'm a bit confused and unsure tbh), and did I mention a goddamn ocean?

I hate my luck, or the lack thereof so much, now more than ever...

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

Serious relationships? I've had three in total.

 

[KB13]

Honestly the men I am around are dumber than a sack of dead fish, and the women are to be nice so slutty that even Hugh Hefner would not want them or so mousy that you say one word to them and they stutter off for a place to hide. I gave up on either gender about three years ago.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

I am soon to be 32 and I have counted 9 serious relationships. The longest of which was 5 years