Poll: How many STDs do you think Duke Nukem has?

[TheFloBros]

So I was thinking to myself that the King has sex WITH tons of women, but does he use protection? Does Duke like "dirty" girls? What do you guys think?

 

[silver wolf009]

None. He is so awesome that his body creates antibodies made of pure awesome to fight off any and every virus. Hell, even Ebola barely affects him now. It's like a mild cold to him.

 

[ngl42398]

i agree with silver wolf009. Even HIV does nothing.

 

[let's rock]

Actualy, he got a lot of STD's. Then he kicked their asses, thus curing himself. Yah he kicks so mutch ass he can kick the ass of microorganasims. Don't doubt duke nukem

 

[Nieroshai]

Duke's immune system is quite unique. You see, all his antibodies are armed with Desert Eagles (scaled down of course) to annihilate any illness that may enter his body. Also, how could any disease he contracts be of sexual origin when his semen is made of pure ambrosia? His cum cures STDs.

 

[Summerstorm]

None. He is so awesome that his body creates antibodies made of pure awesome to fight off any and every virus. Hell, even Ebola barely affects him now. It's like a mild cold to him.

This. He has none. No arguments about it. ZERO it is.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

I think he carries all of them and his body rejects any symptom but gives them freely to every girl he sacks.

 

[zedel]

None; he's never had sex, but claims to be quite promiscuous because he's in high school and believes he'll be popular if he lies about his sexual habits.

 

[bootz]

he wraps it before he taps it in the game. he plays it safe

 

[WouldYouKindly]

He has herpegonasyphilaids.

 

[Lunar Templar]

all of them, hell he has one we don't have names for yet o.o

 

[Dukenstein]

He has balls of steel, so none.

 

[ragecandybar]

Excellent, only one option has been voted for.

This is the correct option.

 

[redisforever]

I clicked on this thread, about to say "all of them", in those exact words.

I noticed it was a poll option, so I voted it. So far, everyone has voted that.

 

[klaynexas3]

I think he carries all of them and his body rejects any symptom but gives them freely to every girl he sacks.

more likely every girl who even looks at him. the mere sight of him is enough to cause an orgasm per second of looking for each and every girl that sets their eyes upon him.

 

[Mr Thin]

HAHAHAH, not one person hasn't voted all of them.

He must have ones we don't even know about, creepy alien ones.

Aw, I was ninja'd. Posting anyway.

 

[Nickompoop]

The dude is probably Patient Zero for every STD. Hell, he probably accidentally created STDs through the huge amounts of sex he's had.

 

[Dr.Cereal1]

All votes so far are all of them. Wow, he would be more than dead by now. He would be destroyed in every way possible.

 

[Vigilantis]

I always figured this machine was his STD tester, but I suppose it could be used for other things. So either none or all in the poll...but he'd just kicks STDs in the teeth if he did have em cause hes Duke Nukem.