Poll: How many STDs do you think Duke Nukem has?

[Brandon237]

Duke's immune system is quite unique. You see, all his antibodies are armed with Desert Eagles (scaled down of course) to annihilate any illness that may enter his body. Also, how could any disease he contracts be of sexual origin when his semen is made of pure ambrosia? His cum cures STDs.

That made my day

In reality, he would be a bloody distributor, who takes the pokemon "Gotta catch em all" approach. In his world, the answer above makes the most sense.

 

[Togs]

None, real men dont catch dieases.

 

[dday4you]

none, he spent the last 12 years to get rid of them

 

[crudus]

This sort of thing concerns me as, lets take hand germs for example. If you constantly are using Anti-bacterial soap, and Purell and that sort of thing, what happens is SURE you kill off MOST of the germs. However, the one's that are able to surivive such an effert end up becoming "super germs", able to resist even 99.9% killing rate. That 0.01% ends up being some BAD Mo-Fo Virus or morph-bacteria that is able to surive even the worst drug effects. If it does indeed survive a doctors round of anti-biotics too, you now have a sincerly problematic germ on your hands. In fact we have seen a rise in things like MRSA (which took my mother during an attempted recovery from a brain aneurism at age 59) since the induction of super germ killing agents into society. And there are other germs that are similar or even worse that we can not remove from places like hospitals. The more sterile we become, the stronger the germs become. We kill off the germs that mean us little harm, while the harmful ones are becoming stronger and stronger, until one day we invent the process for a totally anti-biotic resistant ailment to come along.

But my point is that, as we fight harder to rid out word of germs, we are in a way making them stronger, and heading for an epedemic in the not so distant future, perhaps something akin to Plauge like. The irony that most people don't realise is that we are made mostly of bacteria as a human. Without bacteria, we would be unable to break down food properly to be able to consume food each day. Although on the same note, some of the same bacteria left on your teeth can sure punch a whole in your teeth. So, basically we are in a microscope fight daily with these "bugs", and the more we fight them off, the stronger they become. Similar to war, the more you blow a country up, the more they want to do the same to you. Using offensive techniques often is not the best outcome in the long term

Hi left field. Fancy meeting you here. What brought this on? Pretty sure we were just joking about how germs and viruses affect Duke Nukem (in that they don't) and you gave us a lesson in microbiology.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Question is who has more of them? Duke Nukem or Geralt from The Witcher.

Geralt's immune to disease & sterile, so Duke.

 

[zHellas]

Duke Nukem is like Ben Franklin after coming back to the U.S. after going to France:

He has all the STDs known to modern science. AT THE SAME TIME.

 

[FalloutJack]

I need a vote for "None of them". Because the Duke is machismo taking refuge in audacity, he clearly moxies the STDs away, and therefore has none.

 

[Riddle78]

He's got all of 'em. And then some.

 

[chozoone19]

None. He is so awesome that his body creates antibodies made of pure awesome to fight off any and every virus. Hell, even Ebola barely affects him now. It's like a mild cold to him.

What he said. Plus he does use protection in the dream level, that and the comment makes me think that he does normally as well.

 

[likalaruku]

Question is who has more of them? Duke Nukem or Geralt from The Witcher.

Geralt's immune to disease & sterile, so Duke.

Sterile or castrated? Either way, shouldn't that lower the sex drive?

But it is possible to be immune to something yourself & still spread it to others by being a carrier. That or you're not truly immune but just show no symptoms.

This one went to Geralt's face:

 

[l3o2828]

About as many posts as this thread has.

 

[Dan From Aus]

He has all of them, but like Mr Burns with his diseases, they all fight each other and therefore create an almost immortality for Duke.

 

[Rule Britannia]

He's far too bad arse to get any. Immune system of awesomeness

 

[Pedro The Hutt]

If he lived in our universe he probably wouldn't have any because a douche like him couldn't possibly get any woman at all. =p Then again he could still pay the world's most unfortunate sex workers.

 

[Riobux]

He once offered his body to science, so they could applaud at how his body holds every STI known to man, but yet the symptoms are either incredibly minimal or non-existent.

 

[Blemontea]

lets face it the man is a giant walking talking dildo(been wanting to say that ALL DAY) he has probably gotten something after all these years. my guess 1 and then he was done.

 

[wadark]

Duke invented STDs, therefore he has them all.