27, including one baby, plus one implanted fake that doesn't count. Used to be 31 (I was missing one wisdom tooth), but I had three impacted wisdom teeth so they came out.
The fake tooth comes from having two baby teeth without adult teeth underneath, one of which got a cavity when I was little. The filling cracked, making me the only person I know who had a root canal at age 13, and then the filling cracked AGAIN and I developed an abscess. Tooth came out, and one year and many Percoset later I got a permanent implant and crown.
The next year the other baby tooth developed a cavity. Shit.