Poll: how often do you clog the toilet?

[pope_of_larry]

how often do you clog the toilet? i ask because do to a sharp increase of fiber in my diet the i clog it at lest once a week i started wondering one time when i was "undoing the damage".

 

[DuplicateValue]

Thanks for sharing.

Not really ever.

 

[CrashBang]

I live in a house full of 9 students, one of whom is a giant fat man. The toilet gets clogged every few months but we never know who's the cause so, short answer, I don't know

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite bowel movement related thread on the Citadel.


[sub]None of your business...[/sub]

 

[wammnebu]

every week, i probably should find a better place to dispose of my paper mache projects

 

[baconsarnie]

Camping every year with a load of mates (at least 20 people) sharing about 6 toilets, huge amounts of food eaten each meal every day for a week, because it's camping you don't shit as often as you would normally, at around the four/five day mark you can only imagine how bad it gets

 

[thylasos]

Once in about... 6 years, I think? When I'm fairly seriously gastrointestinally ill and am more focused on my gut than on the amount of loo roll that I'm putting into the bowl.

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

i learned to flush, then wipe, then flush again about 10 years ago. haven't clogged a toilet since then.

 

[Zipa]

Never... though the problem can sometimes be the plumbing, 4 and 2 litre flushes are about as much use as a condom to the pope.

 

[BioHazardMan]

Eh, probably every 4ish months during the monster bowel movement.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I think I've clogged it maybe 3 times in my life, all when I was like...10.

My brother clogs the toilet every two weeks. always because he uses TOO. MUCH. FREAKIN. PAPER!

And guess who is in charge of unclogging it? Me.

And guess who is in charge of the weekly cleanup of the damn bathroom we share, which usually looks like a disaster two days after cleaning? Me again!

>_<

 

[FalloutJack]

This toilet of mine has been passed down the Armstrong family line for generations.

 

[Nieroshai]

Depends on the toilet. On my beautiful waterjet-unclogging toilet it gets rammed down the pipes easily. On normal toilets on the other hand? Every single damn time!

 

[smearyllama]

Not anymore, but when I was little, I would take these humongous shits, which would completely knock out a toilet.

I would only poop once a month or so, so it kinda made up for that.

We dedicated an entire spatula "the Poop Chopper" to cutting them up so they could flush.

Maybe this it TMI, but it's your thread...

 

[Stammer]

Funny thing is that it just happened last week, though it was mostly due to it being an old toilet (not because an unnamed person in my household had an extra-large chocolate mud baby), and when it happened it was literally the first time in probably 15 years since it last happened.

I voted "Never" (especially since even this last case it wasn't me). But what strikes me as odd is how you have "Once a year" and "Every year" as separate options lol

 

[Zaverexus]

I don't think I ever have, but my brother occasionally has some stomach issues so it happens with relative frequency

 

[VicunaBlue]

Ehh not to often. But I swear to god I somehow shit out an entire coconut last night, and now my toilet seems kind of dead.

 

[Sansha]

Daily, like a man should.

EDIT: goddamn, did I bump this? I'm genuinely sorry.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

I have a good toilet so only once a year at the very max. When i was in the US, I clogged like 4 in the first 3 weeks.
Inferior US toilets, can't handle my exotic european poop.

P.S. they were most likely water saving toilets.

 

[Kinguendo]

Its the worst when you block someone elses toilet... not that I did that, especially not last weekend and told nobody about it.