Poll: How old are you?

[Haliwali]

16 going to be 17 in October. And yes, yes we have done this before.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

15, But people tell me I look 18.

 

[Jumplion]

I'm 14 as of now, but I feel 16. People think I'm 18 and one person thought I was 21.

I feel old.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

15 here as well. 15 and awesome, you lot are so old.
*points and laughs at all the old people.*

 

[Arondight]

I'm 26 and a cynical bastard.

 

[Fraught]

I am 13 here. now i feel to young.

I was almost afraid to say my age, seemingly as anyone except Skalman was/is anti-young. If you said, I guess I'll say too. But. I feel so retarded. I'm, uhh...13? 14 in November.

 

[Evilbunny]

I'm 14 as of now, but I feel 16. People think I'm 18 and one person thought I was 21.

I feel old.

I hate you. I'm 20, I'll be 21 on September 22 and people think I'm 15.

 

[The_Heretic]

17 can't wait to be 18 though

 

[wgreer25]

31, will be 32 in September. I have an awesome job that pays gobbs of money, as does my wife who is hot (has the best ass I have ever seen). Life is good. I remember life being a little tough when I was younger, but if you take care of yourself, study and work hard, it all pays off. Trust me. Except for the receeding hairline. That really sucks. So I had my wife shave my head. Best hair decision I ever made.

 

[agerdemon]

I'm 17 , 18 at 21st August, but I'm British so our college is different to yours.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

38 year old woman. Get off my lawn, and no, I'm not giving you your ball back!

 

[shufflemonkey16]

I am 13 here. now i feel to young.

I was almost afraid to say my age, seemingly as anyone except Skalman was/is anti-young. If you said, I guess I'll say too. But. I feel so retarded. I'm, uhh...13? 14 in November.

I'm not particularly "anti-young", only on forums like this usually. Here I'll have an irrational tendency to assume, if you are young (about 14 and below, I've rarely known anyone under 14 who was mature enough for things like this), that you're incapable of articulating anything well or contributing meaningful dialogue. In the reverse, if you're incapable of those things, then I assume that you're 14 or younger.

However, the Escapist forums is a pretty impressive group of thoughtful and mature people compared to other forums, so I try to give you young 'uns some credit for being on the Escapist.

I suppose I'll also admit that I'm going on 18, so some of the 20 somethings out there probably have similar ideas about my age demographic.

 

[the monopoly guy]

38 year old woman. Get off my lawn, and no, I'm not giving you your ball back!

you have to be at least 70 and a widow to do that. sorry.


P.S.-if anyone here is twelve and under, please please please shut up on online games. please? Don't sing the gerbil song or whatever the hell that is, and don't play with LEGOS, they're choking hazards.

 

[qbert4ever]

I'm 18 *insert witty quote here*.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

38 year old woman. Get off my lawn, and no, I'm not giving you your ball back!

Please Miss it wont happen again, I promise.

P.S.-if anyone here is twelve and under, please please please shut up on online games. please? Don't sing the gerbil song or whatever the hell that is, and don't play with LEGOS, they're choking hazards.

Well surely not everyone under twelve and in possession of a mic is a complete idiot online. I have yet to meet one but I will tell you if I do

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

I'm 22 and already complain about teenagers. I'm completely serious.

 

[Danny Ocean]

15 AND A HALF, but people say I look 12. The half's important, OK?
Until I talk, then apparently I sound 18. I'm like that kid from scrubs.

 

[Daemon888]

I'm level 30... i mean 30 years old

 

[FrankDux]

Grad student/young professional.

 

[BBLIZZARD]

13, and some person said i looked 16