Poll: How perverted are you?
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May I ask what coprophilia is? I don't want to google search it, I'm not sure I'll like what I find.BathorysGraveland said:
OT: Male, strawberry ice cream. I like things when there sexy but I don't go around oogling girls and stuff like that.
Dirtier than mud pie, not as dirty as dirty knickerbocker banoffee sundae. My perversions, rather than being refined, are diverse and many. However, even I have standards.
Ladies, whats got two thumbs and goes to town like an "All you can eat Buffet"? ;D This guy~!
its why my wife fell so head over heels for me. But im a good perv. Not the dirty kind. I'll tell a woman how nice her arse is before i stare at it for 5 minutes straight. You know, to gauge if its ok to stare or not.
But im not big on porn. In fact, i refuse to have it on my main comp, because of the chance that viruses will follow.
Im the kinda perv you'll allow around your girlfriend, just because you know i wont do anything more then a raunchy pickup line. "You know what we have in common? ;D Wanting to see me nude." <-- That one works almost every time.
its why my wife fell so head over heels for me. But im a good perv. Not the dirty kind. I'll tell a woman how nice her arse is before i stare at it for 5 minutes straight. You know, to gauge if its ok to stare or not.
But im not big on porn. In fact, i refuse to have it on my main comp, because of the chance that viruses will follow.
Im the kinda perv you'll allow around your girlfriend, just because you know i wont do anything more then a raunchy pickup line. "You know what we have in common? ;D Wanting to see me nude." <-- That one works almost every time.
Yeah, that's where I would draw the line too. BDSM and all that stuff I'm fine with, that I just have a probably irrational disgust of, same goes with people who like rule 34 of kids show (Worst is MLP). But if someone likes that sort of stuff I won't judge them.wintercoat said:
I have fixations with things, yeah.
I'll go with Mud Pie seeing as I'm into certain role playing scenarios (which I'm not afraid to share, so it's all good).
I'll go with Mud Pie seeing as I'm into certain role playing scenarios (which I'm not afraid to share, so it's all good).
That is insane. And brilliant. But mostly insane.Leemaster777 said:
OT: Hmm. Well, I have a lot of places I won't go and a lot of places I will. I'm going to vote mud pie.
Well... I am stereotypical British, so:
Sums my level up well...
I currently sit at the 'Thank god for sunglasses, although I am going to feel consious the entire time that people can see what I am looing at... ok I won't look then... in fact i'll leave the beach and sit on my own in the bar' level!
Sums my level up well...
I currently sit at the 'Thank god for sunglasses, although I am going to feel consious the entire time that people can see what I am looing at... ok I won't look then... in fact i'll leave the beach and sit on my own in the bar' level!
I'm a mud pie, as I'm not obsessed with sex or anything and I don't openly gawp at miniskirt-wearing women on the street, but, well, I'm a 16-year-old boy. I'm mostly heterosexual and have a fetish for trans women and BDSM. Occasionally, I browse Rule 34/63 out of morbid curiosity or boredom, although some of the stuff is genuinely arousing. I laugh at suggestive comments and make lame "that's what she said" jokes. I keep a pet gimp who I have reduced to the mindset of a cat and feed milk to in a sex dungeon I specially crafted in my basement.
...OK, that last part was a joke. But I'm getting a erection as I'm typing this up now.
...OK, that last part was a joke. But I'm getting a erection as I'm typing this up now.
I'm into some weird stuff, but no really dirty stuff, just really weird stuff. Let me put it this way: I'm extremely OCD about body fluids. Sex includes a lot of those. Yuo figure it out.
You mean women in drag, or FtM transsexuals, or MtF transsexuals, or something else?Relish in Chaos said:
Very much so. But there are still some things I would never do (pedophilia, necrophilia and coprophilia being the major ones), so I'd say mud pie.
I am rabbits and bonobos monkeys in a room full of nitrous oxide.
Which rockets me into the mud pie category already I would believe, but then I am also totally into some weird shit (and am completely okay with it) which makes me a dirty knickerbocker banoffee sundae. Huzzah!!
Which rockets me into the mud pie category already I would believe, but then I am also totally into some weird shit (and am completely okay with it) which makes me a dirty knickerbocker banoffee sundae. Huzzah!!
Macrophilia, microphilia, voraphilia, and playful cannibalism, so yeah, think what you will of that. Compared to other things I know about that horrify me, I think I'm rather tame.
dwarf43 said:
I love showing that scene to people who've never seen Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt before.MetalMagpie said:
And the best part? That isn't even CLOSE to how perverted and insane the series gets. That scene? That just sets the tone. Everything just snowballs from there.
Also:
/thread. Right there. Can't top that.Matt King said:
Well if a someone says something suggestive I laugh my ass off. My brother's learning to play guitar and he explanied what he was doing. He used the word 'strumming' and I pissed myself with laughter. I'm not so perverted that I can sit and watch porn. I can only watch if I'm spanking the monkey. My weirdest fetish is BBWs even then it's only women that are chubby not obese.
Funny story, I once accidentally downloaded DBZ hentai. I thought it was DBZ fan fic and 'hentai' was the name of the saga. I should have known something was weird because one comment was "Pure DBZ incest" I thought incest that's a strange word to use. I was horrified with what I saw.
Funny story, I once accidentally downloaded DBZ hentai. I thought it was DBZ fan fic and 'hentai' was the name of the saga. I should have known something was weird because one comment was "Pure DBZ incest" I thought incest that's a strange word to use. I was horrified with what I saw.