Poll: How perverted are you?

[NathLines]

Just a silly poll... are you pure as a snowcone, or decadent as a knickerbocker glory sundae?

I'm definitely a knickerbocker.

Humour me.

Question: Do I answer based on how I act or how I think?

I act like a polite, blue-eyed fairy-child saint but my mind is a horrible, horrible place.

 

[Nimcha]

While I do enjoy some... irregular practices, I think I'm not that bad all things considered. Especially since due to the internet it's easier to see what other people are up too...

 

[Laser Priest]

If anything sex-related even presents itself to me, I can guarantee I will go awkward and silent.

But I can never shut up about how attractive I find various things to be.

 

[ph0b0s123]

Oh right, so it's not the attraction to oversized boobs you have a problem with, but any attraction to anything that is not a real girl. Ok, get it now, was not clear for your previous posts...

Not going to touch that attitude as that is a whole other longer discussion.

Oh, lol.
No, you misunderstand me. I dont have a problem with either.

What I meant was I, personally would not date a guy who was too into either. I'm not saying that anyone's personal tastes are wrong, but you seem to be insistant that mine are.

No, no. I would never tell anyone who or who not to date. I'm the last person to do that. Your comments just came off as very judgemental. I also found it amusing that you would not date anyone into large breasts, when unless you are carrying around a couple of backache creators, the question would probably be academic i.e they would not be bothering you in the first place.

Also a correction from a previous post, that is the actual game art, it seems. Weird character design. Bit like skull girls.

 

[Phasmal]

No, no. I would never tell anyone who or who not to date. I'm the last person to do that. Your comments just came off as very judgemental. I also found it amusing that you would not date anyone into large breasts, when unless you are carrying around a couple of backache creators, the question would probably be academic i.e they would not be bothering you in the first place.

Also a correction from a previous post, that is the actual game art, it seems. Weird character design. Bit like skull girls.

Ok, I'mma try and explain this really clearly.
Men are perfectly capable of enjoying cartoon massive breasts and normal human breasts, in fact I've had an ex-boyfriend who was into it before, it never bothered me (it was other stuff that bothered me, hence ex).
I'm not sure how me stating a personal preferance equals me judging everyone who likes that, even when I repeatedly said I'm perfectly cool with people who are into it.
I also probably wouldn't date a guy who didn't game, or a guy who was majorly shorter than me (I'm 5'5). Thats just my personal taste, just as giant boobage is the hypothetical dude's taste.
EDIT: Basically, it was just a offhand remark about my personal taste. No big deal. It's also moot cause I have a boyfriend already who I'm happy with, (though I wish he wouldn't eat seafodd sticks around me).

 

[Crazycat690]

Well, very, I blame my childhood.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

For some reason I see sexual innuendos in everything. One time someone said "power fist" and the first thought that came into my mind was "power fisting".

As for my interest, those I generally keep to myself so lets just say I'm very very open minded.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I've never understood that. Some government paper and a ceremony invented by men to celebrate their purchase of a woman and to show her off to family defines when you feel ready to express your love, trust and closeness to another? What f marriage had not been invented? What if it were outlawed? What if the cleric lost your papers and never filed them? You would have had sex without being married. Would that be bad? Why use someone else's measure of readiness to define your own? What if you were born in a country were marriage happened at 12 years of age?

It's all so irrelevant.

"Do I love my partner? Do I trust them? Do I wish to show them how much I love them in a way words cannot express? Then I will hold them and embrace them. Oh wait, we have yet to fulfill my society's version of marriage. Guess I shant."

Eh. Very queer.

Agreed. I personally have no intention of marriage or having children (for personal reasons I won't bother delving into here), because it just seems like an outdated and pointless tradition (originating from religion, and I'm an Atheist) passed off as some kind of "commitment". Isn't just expressing to your partner that you love them a commitment in itself, rather than some empty ceremony and legal document, effectively reducing your relationship to some kind of contract? And I know that many people may not really think about this (because of "tempting fate" or whatever), but if you get divorced, then it's even MORE hassle and you get into all the crap about money and who gets what, and it's especially harmful if there's children involved.

It just seems as if people only get married nowadays because of religion, tradition, societal pressures or feeling as if they need to make their relationship "official". None of which I care about. I'm an individual who lives my life, not anyone else's. If some conservative conformist douchebag wants to disapprove that I'm having sex with my girlfriend outside of marriage, they can go fuck themselves all the way back to the Dark Ages, because I don't want to hear it.

 

[SuperSamio64]

This is one of my favorite animes:


Judge for yourself.

wh-what did I just watch!?
Poledancer angels defeating demons by shooting it with guns made from underwear?...
My brain hurts.

Same here. I'm more than a little bewildered.

 

[CarlMin]

Does anyone have a translation for the poll options?

 

[Paragon Fury]

Well, I'll let you judge for yourself by looking at what I like. 'Cause your scale is confusing.

NSFW - Duh

Spoiler

Those images are mildly terrifying.

I'll give you the first one on that, maybe the second, but the last two are (acceptably) normal.

 

[Lord Kloo]

Being British I feel I am allowed to use this piece of awesome dialouge to explain myself:

"I am a colossal pervert Blackadder, I will do anything, to anything"

And although an awesome quote that doesn't explain me..
I will do anything reasonably vanilla to anyone within my catchment (male or female)

 

[SckizoBoy]

Does anyone have a translation for the poll options?

Why bother?! Just pick one and go...(!)

"I am a colossal pervert Blackadder, I will do anything, to anything"

Ah, how delightful, the Bishop of Bath and Wells... here's a baby for you...

 

[Antitonic]

Spoiler: Snip

Sex = do not want. I don't want to hear about it, see it, or anything like that, thank you very much!

Am I the only one who was like this in the middle teenage years and gave up?

No offense, but after being on that side and realizing I was being a hypocrite, I am not leaned into believing you're for real.

I know I don't have to prove anything to anyone but myself, but is there a "limit" to what you'd accept? Not antagonizing, just curious.

I'm 25, and have never had any attraction to anyone or anything, and having sex pushed on me in media or in conversation causes me to feel physically ill. I don't know what more I can say about it.

Darwin is rolling in his grave, lol.

Let's bolt some turbine parts to him, and get cheap energy.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

im a total pervert. COMPLETE and total pervert.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Does anyone have a translation for the poll options?

Yeah, the poll is definitely causing issues.

 

[SONICWOLF]

This is one of my favorite animes:


Judge for yourself.

I'm judging you on your lack of the blatantly-superior Kneesocks, is what I'm doing!

You make a valid point. Surely, in a thread about perversion, the demon sisters must be represented.

*dances around with soundtrack ripping out loudly*
I'm not sure why people seem so confused by this anime, i mean its anime.. to misqoute MovieBob " ANIME...IS....WWEEEIIIRRDDD !"

OT: PSG is funny , Bible Black is FUN .... Judge for yourself.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

....

Well, I own a fairly large number of sex toys, including BDSM equipment. I have experience as a dominatrix. Oh, and last December I was invited to (and participated in) a 5-way - a personal best.

Proclaim me what ice cream you will.

OT: PSG is funny , Bible Black is FUN .... Judge for yourself.

Bible Black was okay. I preferred Cool Devices.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

Spoiler: Snip

Sex = do not want. I don't want to hear about it, see it, or anything like that, thank you very much!

Am I the only one who was like this in the middle teenage years and gave up?

No offense, but after being on that side and realizing I was being a hypocrite, I am not leaned into believing you're for real.

I know I don't have to prove anything to anyone but myself, but is there a "limit" to what you'd accept? Not antagonizing, just curious.

I'm 25, and have never had any attraction to anyone or anything, and having sex pushed on me in media or in conversation causes me to feel physically ill. I don't know what more I can say about it.

Darwin is rolling in his grave, lol.

Let's bolt some turbine parts to him, and get cheap energy.

"Quick, someone legalize gay marriage! My TV is losing power!"

I've never understood that. Some government paper and a ceremony invented by men to celebrate their purchase of a woman and to show her off to family defines when you feel ready to express your love, trust and closeness to another? What f marriage had not been invented? What if it were outlawed? What if the cleric lost your papers and never filed them? You would have had sex without being married. Would that be bad? Why use someone else's measure of readiness to define your own? What if you were born in a country were marriage happened at 12 years of age?

It's all so irrelevant.

"Do I love my partner? Do I trust them? Do I wish to show them how much I love them in a way words cannot express? Then I will hold them and embrace them. Oh wait, we have yet to fulfill my society's version of marriage. Guess I shant."

Eh. Very queer.

Agreed. I personally have no intention of marriage or having children (for personal reasons I won't bother delving into here), because it just seems like an outdated and pointless tradition (originating from religion, and I'm an Atheist) passed off as some kind of "commitment". Isn't just expressing to your partner that you love them a commitment in itself, rather than some empty ceremony and legal document, effectively reducing your relationship to some kind of contract? And I know that many people may not really think about this (because of "tempting fate" or whatever), but if you get divorced, then it's even MORE hassle and you get into all the crap about money and who gets what, and it's especially harmful if there's children involved.

It just seems as if people only get married nowadays because of religion, tradition, societal pressures or feeling as if they need to make their relationship "official". None of which I care about. I'm an individual who lives my life, not anyone else's. If some conservative conformist douchebag wants to disapprove that I'm having sex with my girlfriend outside of marriage, they can go fuck themselves all the way back to the Dark Ages, because I don't want to hear it.

Are... are you my twin?

 

[ZexionSephiroth]

Sex = do not want. I don't want to hear about it, see it, or anything like that, thank you very much!

Am I the only one who was like this in the middle teenage years and gave up?

No offense, but after being on that side and realizing I was being a hypocrite, I am not leaned into believing you're for real.

I know I don't have to prove anything to anyone but myself, but is there a "limit" to what you'd accept? Not antagonizing, just curious.

I'm 25, and have never had any attraction to anyone or anything, and having sex pushed on me in media or in conversation causes me to feel physically ill. I don't know what more I can say about it.

Darwin is rolling in his grave, lol.

Darwin probably isn't rolling much. People who don't want sex by standards of evolution are just those less likely to reproduce, not that there won't be a child, or that he/she/whatever is just going to suddenly going to become something beyond evolutionary processes.

If they were to suddenly mutate into a Pokemon though. that would be a different story.

Also, I Don't have much sexual activity either. There doesn't seem to be anyone in real life I'm interested in. I'm not sure if it's because everyone in real life looks too alike or that everyone in real-life is just boring or that I'm just bored with "pure" humanity in general. Or maybe all of the above.