Poll: How perverted are you?

[Loner Jo Jo]

Perversion in what sense? In humor or in bed? Both are pretty high for me, but still.

When it comes to actual sex, I have a high sex drive and I'll try most anything once. (I pretty much draw the line at anything that has a good chance of getting me hurt or sick, so no knives or feces or anything like that.)

When it comes to humor, my perversion is probably higher there actually. I can make just about anything dirty and sex is usually one of the first topics I go to to make a joke. Actually, in my circle of friends, I'm the only "blamed" for making them think dirty too. A lot of my friends had pretty innocent minds when we got to college our first year, and now, there's no helping them.

 

[smithy_2045]

Probably pretty damn perverted. Im rather fucked in the head.

 

[lacktheknack]

I guess it would be around the mud pie mark for me. I have several fantasies/perversions/fetishes whatever the hell you want to call it, such as BDSM (not going into any details). So yeah, more different than the average, but still not quite to the extreme that some may have, such as coprophilia et cetera.

May I ask what coprophilia is? I don't want to google search it, I'm not sure I'll like what I find.

It's either Latin or Greek, I think Latin.

Philia = "Love of"

Copro = "Poo"

;_;

OT: Demisexual over here, so I'm none too perverted. I've got a couple "fun" fetishes, but I don't talk about them and they probably won't be involved in any sexual relationship I enter, so I don't really count them.

 

[Ieyke]

Internally, I'm The Devil himself.

Outwardly, I'm a pure snowcone.


I'm the most hazardous type of person to deal with - always operating at a thousand levels above where people think I am.
Kinda how I am in most respects....
You know:
Good guy, real friendly, honorable to a fault, would die to protect the people he loves, wouldn't bat an eye if he decided you needed to have your skin flayed off with a rusty spoon and then fed through a wood chipper.

Will dance around conversations never once expressing his opinions that completely disagree with most everyone around him, but the way he does it makes it seem like he must agree with everyone, but in his head he can strip apart your world view and shred every point you hold as true and make you feel like a moron living in a world you don't understand.

Guy everyone handles as "OMG wow that's twisted! Don't say that around him. He doesn't know what you're talking about. You'll corrupt him." while his reaction is "Pffffffft. I was jaded to that when I was 12. If they knew what goes on in my head, they'd be scarred for life..."



So yea, there's that.
That said, I actually still don't know how I rank on the poll. Some of the things people are into just don't appeal to me. Not because I think they're gross or anything....I just don't get the appeal at all. Like people and inanimate objects....WTF is that? I don't think that makes me less perverted, just not...stupid/insane.

 

[letfireraindown]

That was... an interesting metric... I can't say I understood it, so I just picked the furthest male from the top. I mean, I believe I fit it, but like a lot of those who said before me a lot of the common law rules would apply, and health issues (coprophilia), and anything that would damage the mind of the partner.

hrm... maybe I'm tame.

 

[I-Protest-I]

Filthy as hell, good times.

 

[Slaanax]

I use think I was pretty perverted, but after going to a few fetish parties now and they were pretty tame I realized I have a long way to go.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I've done a fair many things in bed... So I'm on the knickerbocker level I believe, I'm willing to do almost anything, long as it's legal with the consent of my partner that is... heh...

I'm not gonna lie, I have a dirty dirty mind, but most women I've met like me all the more for it, so I don't see a problem with it.

 

[Kriptonite]

I am my own category, really. There's a reason why Captain Hero is my avatar.

You win sir, you win.

 

[ProZack]

I'm hardly perverted, I barely get the sexual connotations my girl friend throws at me. You could probably hit me over the head with a sex joke and I'd be the awkward one who needs the joke explained.

 

[Panorama]

Filthy as hell, good times.

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[Estranged180]

Shame you could only use 8 options in the poll... because I, for one, have used the whole chicken. 'Nuff said.

 

[ZexionSephiroth]

Since everyone else has outright stated their sexual practices, here's how I pan out using my own method of measuring:

Sexual activeness: Low, mostly constrained to porn. Chance of real sexual encounter, Improbable. Chance of me finding a love interest is about the same.

Novelty: Medium, Yes I'm "Furry" as you put it. Strangely I prefer them wearing underwear. A couple of other kinks are under consideration. That's about it.

Degree: Unknown, probably high; seems to require a great deal of mental focus on the fantasy and I end up getting exhausted. Would probably get better results if I slowed down and enjoyed it.

And there You have it. Apart from that, the only thing left is my gender(male), and preference(female).

 

[DannyBandicoot]

I don't really get the terms, if they are actually anything, but I didn't make this group [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Escapist-Asexuals] for nothing!

Sex = do not want. I don't want to hear about it, see it, or anything like that, thank you very much!

Then explain to me why you are on the internet? Haha.

 

[karloss01]

This is one of my favorite animes:


Judge for yourself.

I'm judging you on your lack of the blatantly-superior Kneesocks, is what I'm doing!

You make a valid point. Surely, in a thread about perversion, the demon sisters must be represented.

Hell yeah demon sisters. i'm on their side for sure.

EDIT: oh and for those who want the name of the anime its "Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt".

David Brothers from ComicsAlliance described the series as "it looks like a naughty version of The Powerpuff Girls, and feels like the result of an unholy union between Ren & Stimpy and Dirty Pair". - i agree with this statement, its the best way to describe P&SWG

 

[Aethren]

I'm so bad I'm off your scales.

You're a 9 in my book dear. <3

 

[Aethren]

This is one of my favorite animes:

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Judge for yourself.

See now, at first, I was all like, "Dafuq...did I just watch?", but then I remembered that I have seen the glory that is Macademi Wasshoi, and found your weaponry not as scary in comparison.

Seriously, just try to beat this.

Hell, there's even Dokuro-Chan. Even those lyrics are screwy.