How to rob an Apple store: Bring in your friend's broken headphones, trade them in with one simple question. win.
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Hilarious how awestruck the announcers sound. It's like they've never seen a thief before.
"Watch as the thieves show skilled practice in the art of bringing down that plate-glass door!"
"We need your help in trying to bring these criminal-pros to justice!"
And they comment on how saavy the thieves were to wear masks? What kind of idiot thief doesn't wear a goddamn mask these days?
Also, the guy's voice. It was like a sports announcer. I hope that this isn't what all American news is like.
And why didn't the store have the computers fastened down, like every other computer shop does? That should have been a given.
"Watch as the thieves show skilled practice in the art of bringing down that plate-glass door!"
"We need your help in trying to bring these criminal-pros to justice!"
And they comment on how saavy the thieves were to wear masks? What kind of idiot thief doesn't wear a goddamn mask these days?
Also, the guy's voice. It was like a sports announcer. I hope that this isn't what all American news is like.
And why didn't the store have the computers fastened down, like every other computer shop does? That should have been a given.