In July 2011, Justin Beiber will announce, following his success in the music industry, that he will begin production of Films, Games, and Assorted Media. By September, Beiber Media Group will have gained control of 89% of the planets wealth and resources, having expanded into all areas of production. Within the month, the ideologies of Capitalism, Communism and Anarchism are united as Beiber employs the whole population with equal pay and dissolves the worlds governments. By November everyone on earth will be united in harmony and opinion, and by early December, all independent thought will have ceased. However, within the early months of 2012 a growing contingent of super-powered spider-men, dissatisfied by their inability to shot-web, will slowly regain consciousness and, seeing the new Empire for the soulless hivemind it is, band together to destroy the new world by revealing it's true nature. The resulting terrorist war will wipe out 90% of the population, while the remaining 10% will commit ritual suicide after witnessing the death of their species and the horror that preceded it, and which they partook in. Then the world will be eaten by a giant space octopus.
Given that we're making shit up, may as well go all out.
