Poll: How will the world end?

[Calibanbutcher]

Jesus will return to Earth.

He will give everyone alive a bro fist and provide all living creatures with a nice meal of fish, bread and wine. Then everyone will ascend to the heavens where God will forgive them their sins. Once that is done we will be free to do what we wish. Personally I'll bro it up with Luther and play some DOTA while discussing how much of a dick the pope was in his times.

What? I'm an optimist.

Do you speak german?
If not, broing things up with Luther could be quite a challenge indeed.

Personally, I am gonna go jam with Jimmy Hendrix and hopefully get J.S. Bach to teach me a thing or two about composing...

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

In about five billion years, our sun, currently being a yellow dwarf, will call it a life and go into red giant mode. What follows after that is pretty much of no concern to us, as the red giant is highly probable to just swallow us whole, some time after all liquid on the planet has boiled up and evaporated. That includes the shrubbery, you, me and the oceans.

Earth will probably look a bit like Mars does now. A shitty and unwelcoming place.

Then again, the sun might also decide to blow up. That would be more of a spectacle to watch, but it would also be absolutely deadly.

If we don't find a way to hop to another planet by then, we're all toast. I doubt we make it that far if we continue with the R&P bullshit.

 

[Jfswift]

Somehow earth gets too close to a black hole and we all get sucked in. :3