Poll: How would you want the world to end?
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We will find the last variable to pi and that last variable will... ummm... do something that will result in the end of the world!
I want god to come down " Try to kill me you little worms " just for giggles.
But yeah am in training for the Zombie Apocolypse
( really just getting back in shape, but hey, motivation is motivation right ).
But yeah am in training for the Zombie Apocolypse
( really just getting back in shape, but hey, motivation is motivation right ).
This.commandersqwigly said:
Or an alien that crash-landed millions of years ago emerges and unleashes its young to continue the process on other planets. /clumsyreference
And there's always a good old zombie apocalypse. I'd have a bit of fun with my friends and some guns before dying.
Everyone sexes each other to death, and every participant is very pleased about who they're with. That seems like the most fun way to end the species. It's far more pleasant than a nuclear fallout or alien invasion, that's for certain.
I'd go with extra terrestrial zombies that look like this:
brought to earth by robots made by aliens (aliens that had made the robots for the sake of peace then lost control of them when they went rouge) who (robots) in turn are the cause of all the natural disasters in the world and when humanity tries to combat the alien zombie robots they use nuclear weapons and destroy half their own planet. The aliens, being the good guys then send their 'warrior aliens' down to save us.
...this is what the warrior aliens look like.
They rescue as many humans and other earth life as they can forming a strange 'ark' of protection and as they leave all of Earth, the zombies, the robots, the nuclear armageddon everything gets destroyed by a meteor.
The remianing humans then join the galactic republic and star their new existence away from Earth. the humans get put on the ship called 'Search bar'.
..that would be the coolest apocolypse ever.
brought to earth by robots made by aliens (aliens that had made the robots for the sake of peace then lost control of them when they went rouge) who (robots) in turn are the cause of all the natural disasters in the world and when humanity tries to combat the alien zombie robots they use nuclear weapons and destroy half their own planet. The aliens, being the good guys then send their 'warrior aliens' down to save us.
...this is what the warrior aliens look like.
They rescue as many humans and other earth life as they can forming a strange 'ark' of protection and as they leave all of Earth, the zombies, the robots, the nuclear armageddon everything gets destroyed by a meteor.
The remianing humans then join the galactic republic and star their new existence away from Earth. the humans get put on the ship called 'Search bar'.
..that would be the coolest apocolypse ever.
Err. like that movie Children of Men, with humans become sterial. It would be intresting observing, the decay of human socitey.
I think it'd be cool of the Earth somehow got cracked and broken up into huge chunks and slowly drifted apart, but only if enough gravity and atmosphere remained on all the big chunks enough to support life for a few years.
That way it'd be like having a bunch of Earth chunks as moons floating around and we'd finally be able to see what the center of the Earth looked like. And maybe we could convince the aliens that lived there to have pity on us and keep us alive when the atmosphere finally did go away.
Edit: My second choice would be for it to rain naked chicks for forty days and forty nights until the Earth was covered to the tops of the tallest mountains with hot nakedy goodness.
That way it'd be like having a bunch of Earth chunks as moons floating around and we'd finally be able to see what the center of the Earth looked like. And maybe we could convince the aliens that lived there to have pity on us and keep us alive when the atmosphere finally did go away.
Edit: My second choice would be for it to rain naked chicks for forty days and forty nights until the Earth was covered to the tops of the tallest mountains with hot nakedy goodness.
I'd like Earth's orbit to cross paths with a blackhole. Well, let's rephrase that: I'd gladly choose a blackhole over the horrors of radiation, an ice age, or any of the Four Horsemen. A massive blackhole colliding with Earth would yield the least amount of pain/panic, from a rational standpoint at least. From an irrational standpoint, I'd prefer it if this world were actually a computer program and someone just taps the 'delete' key.
At my bidding, with an army of undead kittens at my disposal, and accompying them, a second special force of weaponized puppy secret agent forces.
So all of you are prepared:
My undead Kitten types:
Fishhook Kitten: Has a long, goulish tongue it uses to ensnare foes, but with a cats hair covered tongue, it's a lot more shredding then ensnaring.
Prowler Kitten: Hides in the darkness, crawling on any surface, floor, wall, ceiling, to get to its prey. When it finds prey, it will jump on them, and devour their theoretical soul.
Bleeder Kitten: Essentially, a kitten with acid blood... not much more to say.
The Weaponized puppies:
Just imagine Chaos Space Marines from WarHammer 40'000, but in the body of a cute, completley 100% adorable if it wasn't for the bionic claws and Rocket launchers/giant chainsaws/gatling guns/ whatever else I feel like tossing on top of their body armor.
So all of you are prepared:
My undead Kitten types:
Fishhook Kitten: Has a long, goulish tongue it uses to ensnare foes, but with a cats hair covered tongue, it's a lot more shredding then ensnaring.
Prowler Kitten: Hides in the darkness, crawling on any surface, floor, wall, ceiling, to get to its prey. When it finds prey, it will jump on them, and devour their theoretical soul.
Bleeder Kitten: Essentially, a kitten with acid blood... not much more to say.
The Weaponized puppies:
Just imagine Chaos Space Marines from WarHammer 40'000, but in the body of a cute, completley 100% adorable if it wasn't for the bionic claws and Rocket launchers/giant chainsaws/gatling guns/ whatever else I feel like tossing on top of their body armor.
