Poll: Hypothetical Question

[BrownGaijin]

Arm. Although with a schlong I could give rides on a nude beach...

You can ride the donkey or you can ride this, it is the same price...

 

[Last Bullet]

Why the hell would anybody want a metal dick? And why would anybody not want a robotic arm?

Better questions have never been asked. Arm, for just about every reason listed so far.

 

[Revolutionary]

Why would you wnat a robotic sch.......ho right.
I'm still gonna go with the arm.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Arm... Definatly arm... I could customize that thing to be a WMD all on its own XD

 

[S.R.S.]

Go-go gadget - DICK! Here's another thought - Vibrator.

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots 'round here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

 

[The Arc of Eden]

Metal arm, yes but it depends on which one. Depending on which one I might have to get a metal shlong just so I don't rip anything off. I'm sure there could be pleasure sensors for it if we developed the technology, Which we would.

"The new Power Shlong! Comes with your choice of fully automatic or manual controls. Self lubricating and now with vibration!"

Oh yeah, I went there. I wonder how much it would weigh. The slouch could really kill your back.

 

[brass munkey]

I'd go with the arm because I am a weakling and need the additional strength that only the arm could bring.

 

[Beartrucci]

The arm, so I can customise it and what not. One second I could be in an intense sword fight with my sword-arm, then my arm turns into a flippin M4! Then I could say something cheesy like, "Never bring a knife to a gunfight" and teach them some lead justice.

 

[knight steel]

I'm going to go for a.......robotic jaw,what i just don't like the other options.

 

[Kermi]

Arm, for sure. Although I'm sure a diesel-fuelled piston power prong would be a hit with the ladies, I can't say no to the ability to open ANY JAR IMAGINABLE.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

if you think cold hands turn a woman off in bed, try a metal dick.

He said robotic, not prosthetic,meaning it would probably heat up and vibrate and shit.

Still, gotta go with the arm, as funny as the idea of a robotic penis is, the arm is way more practical.

 

[Nouw]

Robotic Arm. No one would challenge me at School. No One

 

[bananazx03]

Arm, given that it's robotic, it shoots lasers right?

Just Saying, Wouldn't be a lot cooler to have a dick that shoots lasers?

 

[Ham_authority95]

Will there be a way to put my regular arm back on?

Because if there is, I'll take the robotic arm.(Unless the dick has an orgasmo-ray)

 

[daftalchemist]

Arm, just because I think it would be very awkward for a girl to have a robotic penis.

 

[Wadders]

Personally, I like my old chap to be able to feel stuff. Sex with a metal dick would be crap, for all involved.

A robotic arm however, would be fucking ace. JC Denton has one (maybe even 2) Bionic commando, inspecor Gadget. The list goes on

 

[eggy32]

A robotic arm would be better. Mechanical masturbation for the win. It would always be strong no matter how tired you feel and it would always feel like someone else is doing it, which I hear is much better.

 

[Mr Montmorency]

A hypothetical question? I don't answer hypothetical questions.

(Bravo to anyone who knows what I'm referring to)

 

[tehweave]

Losing all feeling in said schlong would be a major step back. Hell no.

Metal arm? Hell yeah. Lifting things 5 times my weight? Sign me up.

 

[bananazx03]

Arm, just because I think it would be very awkward for a girl to have a robotic penis.

You could always become a robotic hermaphrodite