Poll: I can't tell if Stephenie Meyer is trolling or just a major sell out.

[pixie veins]

Spoiler: This is so much worse.

Not sure if it was Meyer's idea, but still. ;(

 

[Aardvark]

So I meet this girl, she's cute, smart, but intentionally ditsy at times, shares several interests and seems absolutely enamoured with me. She really does check all my boxes. We're getting nice and friendly, so I invite her to come see a movie. She says, "Oooooh, new moon's out, wanna see that?"

Short story shorter, I'm still single.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Oh God.

I demand Twilight pregnancy tests!

Oh wait, 12 year olds shouldn't be getting pregnant

 

[Julianking93]

A sell out would usually refer to someone with artistic talent that now sucks or is mainstream.

Stephenie Meyer has never had artistic talent so she's just trollin'

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Do I think Stephenie Meyer is saying/doing something enraging and/or offensive specifically for the sake of provoking a reaction?
No. She just likes money.

I don't really reckon she's intelligent or strong-willed enough to pull off a scam that big for this long.
Few people are.

 

[messy]

Edit: Make a both option

You got it!

Seriously you trying to ruin my day. And besides the flood of vampire novels for girls has already started but none can really get a toe-hold compared to the monopoly that is Twilight

 

[Berethond]

That chick in the hat is hot.

But yeah, that's pretty dumb.

Yeah. She can wear my hat any day.

It's pretty stupid, though. Will anyone buy that?

 

[cheese_wizington]

Neither.

She is something FAR FAR worse.

 

[tehroc]

So I meet this girl, she's cute, smart, but intentionally ditsy at times, shares several interests and seems absolutely enamoured with me. She really does check all my boxes. We're getting nice and friendly, so I invite her to come see a movie. She says, "Oooooh, new moon's out, wanna see that?"

Short story shorter, I'm still single.

Sorry hate to tell you but you are a retard, you almost got a ticket to poontown.

 

[RanD00M]

Spoiler: This is so much worse.

Not sure if it was Meyer's idea, but still. ;(

What...The....Fuuuuuuckkk.

 

[Cakes]

Also, Hot Topic; Raping popular culture since 2005.

You know, whenever I'm in the States I make a point of dropping by a Hot Topic. They often have some wicked Ninja Turtles shirts or something.

Of course, I feel like I have to get a chemical shower after leaving the place, but it's worth it.

 

[akmarksman]

its nothing JK Rowling hasn't done before.

 

[Garaw]

Spoiler: This is so much worse.

Not sure if it was Meyer's idea, but still. ;(

It's small, white, and deformed-looking. So I'm betting it was cast from Robert Pattinson's actual penis.

 

[Canadaftw]

Not even Twilight fan girls would buy that...But you know what they say...Don't underestimate peoples stupidity or you will keep being surprised.Well I say that...

 

[Wayte]

Also, Hot Topic; Raping popular culture since 2005.

You know, whenever I'm in the States I make a point of dropping by a Hot Topic. They often have some wicked Ninja Turtles shirts or something.

Of course, I feel like I have to get a chemical shower after leaving the place, but it's worth it.

It's a breeding place for striven uniqueness, which i can't explain without ranting. But I really can't stand the place, it reeks of "look at us we're so different and unique :3!"

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I can honestly say I don't believe she is either. To sell-out we must assume that she had to give up artistic integrity in exchange for riches. Since I'm fairly certain the entire endeavor has been the result of her mad pursuit of loot, she seems to be sticking close to her principles. As far as calling her a troll, that's virtually impossible to judge. Her search for gold will certainly step on toes now and again but I hardly think it's the work of a troll.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

This kind of stuff happens with all things. Theres wrapping paper for Pokemon,Harry potter, Lord of the rings, Superheroes exc exc. Why is this any diffrent?

 

[Mullahgrrl]

its nothing JK Rowling hasn't done before.

Harry Dildos?

 

[londelen]

She's not trolling, she's just a Mormon propaganda artist.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I wish that I could get paid for trolling...