Poll: I F'ed up guys I F'ed up bad what do i do? **EXPLICIT**

[LT Cannibal 68]

I'm going to answer purely because i've been in some weird situations myself so they can happen.

Me now would probably get rid of the girlfriend. Obviously that will go nowhere if the mother is serving as a cock holster.

Me 10 years ago would ask for a 4some with the mother, the girlfriend and her sister.

Well, doesn't hurt to ask.

yeah I'm going to end it ASAP because the longer it goes on the worse it'll end.
and as for the mother i have a feeling she's done this before i mean the woman has been divorced for about 6 years so she has to get off somehow right?

and on the asking for asking for the 4some her sister is 12 and my soon to be ex is the type that says she wants to hold off till marriage so yeah that would go nowhere fast.

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

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hmmm... good point, you really don't gain much from lying.

Good man, its the first step to redemption.

 

[Giftfromme]

Brother, before I can give you the advice you need, I need to know how good the sex with the mum was. Please spare no details, and only once I have these details can I give you advice.

 

[Vault101]

actually i realize how it sounds mate and if i were you i'd be in the complete state of skepticism that you and obviously other posters are and will be in. On another note you're completely right on the whole jump off the ship or let it sink thing and it's obviously not going to end well and i deserve any and all slaps/ kicks to the jewels that are incoming.

aww geez, well now your making me feel bad for being so harsh

eather way your going to have to take some heat (or alot of heat) and move on, accept that the girlfreind will hate you (if shes "normal" more or less) the whole situation seems suspect if the mother would do somthing like that

theres nothing wrong with casual sex as long as everyoen involved knows whats what

 

[LT Cannibal 68]

assuming this story is true (it seems far fetched)

Id say eather just jump off this ship early or let it sink...because judging from what I've read (and your attitude) this isnt going to end well

and yeah...its your fault

Spoiler: Farfetched? This is farfetched.

Why is the whole rest of her family taking nana to the doctors? Seriously, I want to know. What's so important to attract the entirety of the family except her own daughter?

their taking nana to the docs so she can get a prescription for her Alzheimers, they want to slow it down before it get's worse. and my soon to be ex and her sister love their nana more than they love their own mother and nanas daughter honestly i see no reason why she wouldn't go to be honest i didn't ask i was surprised to be frank. And as hard as it is for other people to believe these things do happen, not often but they do happen.

 

[Lucem712]

Wow, er....I swear I've seen this somewhere...Oh, every comedy movie...ever.

If it's true, you should just break up with your girlfriend because trust me, no one is going to forgive you boning their mom. That's just so many levels of wrong no matter how bangin' she was.

Or, you know, be a not so nice guy and string her along to bone her mom.

Even if you break up with her and hook up with the mom in a serious manner, no way that will work out. You can't be a Step-Father to a girl you dated previously.

Moral of the story? Don't bone your significant other's parent.

 

[LT Cannibal 68]

actually i realize how it sounds mate and if i were you i'd be in the complete state of skepticism that you and obviously other posters are and will be in. On another note you're completely right on the whole jump off the ship or let it sink thing and it's obviously not going to end well and i deserve any and all slaps/ kicks to the jewels that are incoming.

aww geez, well now your making me feel bad for being so harsh

eather way your going to have to take some heat (or alot of heat) and move on, accept that the girlfreind will hate you (if shes "normal" more or less) the whole situation seems suspect if the mother would do somthing like that

theres nothing wrong with casual sex as long as everyoen involved knows whats what

it's no problem mate i get the harshness i completely understand and yeah i'm definitely gonna jump in the fire willingly. and to be honest i don't think this is the first time her mom has jumped on her bf's cock, she was too comfortable proposing the idea.

 

[LT Cannibal 68]

Wow, er....I swear I've seen this somewhere...Oh, every comedy movie...ever.

If it's true, you should just break up with your girlfriend because trust me, no one is going to forgive you boning their mom. That's just so many levels of wrong no matter how bangin' she was.

Or, you know, be a not so nice guy and string her along to bone her mom.

Even if you break up with her and hook up with the mom in a serious manner, no way that will work out. You can't be a Step-Father to a girl you dated previously.

Moral of the story? Don't bone your significant other's parent.

if i do ever break up with her and keep fucking her mom i know it will just be a "hobby" she said so herself when we first started fucking to not get any ideas and that all she wanted was my cock and not my heart. Her words i swear.

 

[LT Cannibal 68]

Brother, before I can give you the advice you need, I need to know how good the sex with the mum was. Please spare no details, and only once I have these details can I give you advice.

haha this woman is still very springy for her age, she's about 45 a great rack and if you put a walnut between her legs she can probably crack the shell in a second haha. and she loves being on top doesn't like a guy being on top of her. hows that for details?

 

[Lucem712]

Wow, er....I swear I've seen this somewhere...Oh, every comedy movie...ever.

If it's true, you should just break up with your girlfriend because trust me, no one is going to forgive you boning their mom. That's just so many levels of wrong no matter how bangin' she was.

Or, you know, be a not so nice guy and string her along to bone her mom.

Even if you break up with her and hook up with the mom in a serious manner, no way that will work out. You can't be a Step-Father to a girl you dated previously.

Moral of the story? Don't bone your significant other's parent.

if i do ever break up with her and keep fucking her mom i know it will just be a "hobby" she said so herself when we first started fucking to not get any ideas and that all she wanted was my cock and not my heart. Her words i swear.

You never know how things could end up if you continue/continued the relationship. I mean, you hooked up with your girl's mom. Bet'cha didn't see that comin'. When sex comes into an equation, things can change quickly.

Though, you know her daughter will never bring a guy around her mom again. Unless...this has happened before and it's common knowledge O_O

[sub]Not to look down on you or anythin', we all do some mad things.[/sub]

 

[LT Cannibal 68]

Wow, er....I swear I've seen this somewhere...Oh, every comedy movie...ever.

If it's true, you should just break up with your girlfriend because trust me, no one is going to forgive you boning their mom. That's just so many levels of wrong no matter how bangin' she was.

Or, you know, be a not so nice guy and string her along to bone her mom.

Even if you break up with her and hook up with the mom in a serious manner, no way that will work out. You can't be a Step-Father to a girl you dated previously.

Moral of the story? Don't bone your significant other's parent.

if i do ever break up with her and keep fucking her mom i know it will just be a "hobby" she said so herself when we first started fucking to not get any ideas and that all she wanted was my cock and not my heart. Her words i swear.

You never know how things could end up if you continue/continued the relationship. I mean, you hooked up with your girl's mom. Bet'cha didn't see that comin'. When sex comes into an equation, things can change quickly.

Though, you know her daughter will never bring a guy around her mom again. Unless...this has happened before and it's common knowledge O_O

[sub]Not to look down on you or anythin', we all do some mad things.[/sub]

yeah i'm pretty sure that trust between them is gonna break, and i'm not trying to justify myself or anything but we have been together for 8 months now and she doesn't let me touch her and as you know us men have needs right?

 

[requisitename]

I think that breaking the news over the phone is pretty crappy, too. If you're man enough to fuck around on her, be man enough look her in the eye when you tell her what you've done. In other words: tell her face-to-face.

Good luck with that, btw. You're probably going to need it. :-/

 

[manic_depressive13]

Is 4chan leaking again?

That's just gross. On the unlikely chance this is even partially true, I can't say whether or not you should come clean, but I can say for certain that you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself. That is so completely revolting.

Yuck.

Seriously I can't believe I read that. Bleargh. Time for the mind bleach again.

 

[wintercoat]

Wow, er....I swear I've seen this somewhere...Oh, every comedy movie...ever.

If it's true, you should just break up with your girlfriend because trust me, no one is going to forgive you boning their mom. That's just so many levels of wrong no matter how bangin' she was.

Or, you know, be a not so nice guy and string her along to bone her mom.

Even if you break up with her and hook up with the mom in a serious manner, no way that will work out. You can't be a Step-Father to a girl you dated previously.

Moral of the story? Don't bone your significant other's parent.

if i do ever break up with her and keep fucking her mom i know it will just be a "hobby" she said so herself when we first started fucking to not get any ideas and that all she wanted was my cock and not my heart. Her words i swear.

You never know how things could end up if you continue/continued the relationship. I mean, you hooked up with your girl's mom. Bet'cha didn't see that comin'. When sex comes into an equation, things can change quickly.

Though, you know her daughter will never bring a guy around her mom again. Unless...this has happened before and it's common knowledge O_O

[sub]Not to look down on you or anythin', we all do some mad things.[/sub]

yeah i'm pretty sure that trust between them is gonna break, and i'm not trying to justify myself or anything but we have been together for 8 months now and she doesn't let me touch her and as you know us men have needs right?

I'm...so hoping you meant that in a non-serious manner...

 

[LT Cannibal 68]

Wow, er....I swear I've seen this somewhere...Oh, every comedy movie...ever.

If it's true, you should just break up with your girlfriend because trust me, no one is going to forgive you boning their mom. That's just so many levels of wrong no matter how bangin' she was.

Or, you know, be a not so nice guy and string her along to bone her mom.

Even if you break up with her and hook up with the mom in a serious manner, no way that will work out. You can't be a Step-Father to a girl you dated previously.

Moral of the story? Don't bone your significant other's parent.

if i do ever break up with her and keep fucking her mom i know it will just be a "hobby" she said so herself when we first started fucking to not get any ideas and that all she wanted was my cock and not my heart. Her words i swear.

You never know how things could end up if you continue/continued the relationship. I mean, you hooked up with your girl's mom. Bet'cha didn't see that comin'. When sex comes into an equation, things can change quickly.

Though, you know her daughter will never bring a guy around her mom again. Unless...this has happened before and it's common knowledge O_O

[sub]Not to look down on you or anythin', we all do some mad things.[/sub]

yeah i'm pretty sure that trust between them is gonna break, and i'm not trying to justify myself or anything but we have been together for 8 months now and she doesn't let me touch her and as you know us men have needs right?

I'm...so hoping you meant that in a non-serious manner...

I was but i suppose that sarcasm and jokes are hard to convey through text lol.

 

[applesandoranges]

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[LT Cannibal 68]

I just thought to ask, but how old are you?

yeah i'm pretty sure that trust between them is gonna break, and i'm not trying to justify myself or anything but we have been together for 8 months now and she doesn't let me touch her and as you know us men have needs right?

You know, disgusting excuses like that just make you look even worse. You don't have needs, you have desires. If you don't belong in a cage in the zoo then you ought to be able to control them. And don't fucking speak for men, I don't want someone like you trying to talk for me.

24 mate and if you would have sex on a regular basis which i doubt you do you'd know that it's a need MEN have and don't worry i'm not talking for you BOY so don't worry.

I asked about the age because I was curious if it was statutory rape. You sound easily manipulated for a 24 year old.

And what kind of fucked up logic is that? Having sex makes it a need? And what's with that 'boy' shit? You think you can successfully pull of talking down to someone after that first post? No, it's obvious you're just trying to defend your lack of morals with stupid excuses about 'needs' that don't exist.

wow i can totally see you have a severely inflated sense of self importance there boy i don't have to "defend" anything from you, you're just some random username and avatar on a message board. Also if you had sex more than once every blue moon you'd realize that men need copulation on a regular basis.