Poll: I F'ed up guys I F'ed up bad what do i do? **EXPLICIT**

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BathorysGraveland

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Dude, I have some other advice: don't take most of these comments to heart too much. They reek of pig-headed bullshit, to be honest. Just come clean with the girl and then move on, she will to in time. In the future when you hook up with a girl, tell her exactly what you want from her at the start and what kind of relationship it will be or simply stay single and go through various women, a lot of one night stands or so to speak. Some will still call you a scumbag for both options, but they both contain honesty.

Good luck at any rate.
 

mad825

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You can bite the bullet now or later on. Nevertheless, you've dug yourself a deep hole, how deep do you want it?
 

flames09

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You fucked up bro,

1) either try keep it together with her and admit it (you were never that close if you banged her mom)

2) Ditch Her and find a new relationship

3) Ditch her and keep her mom (this is for maximum lulz)

4) Go pro and do both, if your really good get a threesome XD

5) Become a giggalo
 

Vegosiux

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I can't take this thread seriously, there's just something that strikes me as "...nnnaaaaaah" about it, but I'm not entirely sure what it is.

But, for the sake of the argument: Every boy can, pardon my french, stick his cock in a woman, but it takes a man to man up to whatever consequences may arise. Manning up generally is the better course of action, too.
 

Gerishnakov

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LT Cannibal 68 said:
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24 mate and if you would have sex on a regular basis which i doubt you do you'd know that it's a need MEN have and don't worry i'm not talking for you BOY so don't worry.
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I'm 23, I've had a 5 year, sexually active relationship, which ended early 2011, and I've not had sex since.

Grow the fuck up.
 

JimB

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Volf said:
Good point, you really don't gain much from lying.
And a monkey doesn't gain much by hanging from its tail. It still does it just because it can.

LT Cannibal 68 said:
I don't have to "defend" anything from you.
Yet here you are, doing exactly that.

As to the original question: The girlfriend deserves to know that the protagonist of this story is the sort of man who will betray her trust at the very first opportunity and in the most horrific way possible, and that to add insult to injury, he will go online to publicly blame her for making him cheat on her by not having sex with him as soon as he wanted it. She also deserves to be told face to face so she can get away with taking vengeance on him in a way that I would normally condemn as illegal but that she will, under the circumstances, get away with.

And yes, I'm referring to the subject of the story as "the protagonist" rather than "you" because this story is extremely fictional.
 

game-lover

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LT Cannibal 68 said:
game-lover said:
All right... reading everything else here, I'm going to jump on the skeptic bandwagon and assume this is fake until otherwise proven.

That being said on the off chance this is... I won't call you names! But I hope you and the mother get gonorrhea.

Anyway, just tell your girlfriend. Hopefully she can dump you and find a new better boyfriend after ostracizing her mother for the rest of her life. I know I would.

Giving her a chance to dump you is the least you can do since apparently you don't have the balls to end things.
i'd love to prove it but sadly i can't i mean what do you want from me a picture or a video? Come on get real, and yeah you're right I'm going to let her know tomorrow because as you said she doesn't deserve for that shit to happen to her and lastly so i can metaphorically reacquire my testicles lol.
Heh well the fact that you bothered to reply makes me lean toward you might be telling the truth. Of course, you know what I think of you at this point so I won't repeat it.

But good on you for opting to confess. Feel free to let us know how that goes. We be morbid and nosy that way.
 

Lucem712

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LT Cannibal 68 said:
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LT Cannibal 68 said:
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Wow, er....I swear I've seen this somewhere...Oh, every comedy movie...ever.

If it's true, you should just break up with your girlfriend because trust me, no one is going to forgive you boning their mom. That's just so many levels of wrong no matter how bangin' she was.

Or, you know, be a not so nice guy and string her along to bone her mom.

Even if you break up with her and hook up with the mom in a serious manner, no way that will work out. You can't be a Step-Father to a girl you dated previously.

Moral of the story? Don't bone your significant other's parent.
if i do ever break up with her and keep fucking her mom i know it will just be a "hobby" she said so herself when we first started fucking to not get any ideas and that all she wanted was my cock and not my heart. Her words i swear.
You never know how things could end up if you continue/continued the relationship. I mean, you hooked up with your girl's mom. Bet'cha didn't see that comin'. When sex comes into an equation, things can change quickly.

Though, you know her daughter will never bring a guy around her mom again. Unless...this has happened before and it's common knowledge O_O

[sub]Not to look down on you or anythin', we all do some mad things.[/sub]
yeah i'm pretty sure that trust between them is gonna break, and i'm not trying to justify myself or anything but we have been together for 8 months now and she doesn't let me touch her and as you know us men have needs right?
Well, if you were together 8 months, certainly the topic of sex came up. I assume she told you she was waiting for marriage, or Mr. Right, that's when you should of ended it. I know it seems shallow, but if 'no-sex' was a pretty much a deal breaker, you end the relationship and seek out open pastures.

Everyone is different, some guys can go a long time without actual sexual intimacy.
 

EeveeElectro

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Oh God this sounds too much like Eastenders or something... I'm not entirely sure it's legit.

Anyway, her mum should be downright ashamed of herself. But by the sounds of it she has no morals whatsoever, so I doubt she will. Break it off with your girlfriend if you haven't already. Whether you want to come clean is your choice, being hurt by the two most important people in your life has got to sting. And if she lives with her mum, who knows what will happen? Hopefully she can find someone else to live with.
And you should be ashamed. You're both to blame, as she came onto you. If you had any respect for your girlfriend you would have turned her down. I don't know if you would have hit on her if she didn't first but I hope not. You're probably not the only one she's fucking.
I think she's the most disgusting person in this situation but to be honest you're not much better.

Your own daughters boyfriend... The thought makes me feel sick. *reaches for the brain bleach*

Also one could question the whole "no-strings attached sex." Someone's gonna end up getting hurt.
 

DN83

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Dude, you should tell your girlfriend and, in all seriousness, probably end the relationship. It'd be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too awkward to deal with a mother-in-law who was like that. It'd be "The Graduate", only way way worse.
 

Darknacht

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LT Cannibal 68 said:
Also if you had sex more than once every blue moon you'd realize that men need copulation on a regular basis.
Boy, you need to grow up, only 13 year old twits lack the control too keep from sticking their dicks in every wet hole that presents itself and if you got laid with any regularity you would not need to be porking your girlfriends mother. What do you do to fulfill this 'need' when old ladies aren't trying to have sex with you?(should we be thanking the old woman for ending your rape spree?)
 

Don Savik

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I don't know you as a person, but your actions speak louder then your words, which speak pretty loudly on their own. You're insulting people that give you advice, and bragging about how awesome the sex was...........and we're supposed to believe you feel regret? You don't want help. You want a win-win scenario where you fuck everyone and your reputation goes untouched, bragging all the way there. And don't speak for men as a whole, we don't need to have sex every 10 minutes to survive. You think ANY girl will buy "oh its not like that baby, I need to fuck something on a consistent basis to live and since you weren't putting out I had to fuck your mom" as an excuse? Mutha f-er please.


Leave the good people of the escapist alone with your "problems".
 

scorptatious

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Wow. Um...

I really think you should come clean. If you don't do it now, it'll only get worse from here.
 

artanis_neravar

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Gerishnakov said:
LT Cannibal 68 said:
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24 mate and if you would have sex on a regular basis which i doubt you do you'd know that it's a need MEN have and don't worry i'm not talking for you BOY so don't worry.
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I'm 23, I've had a 5 year, sexually active relationship, which ended early 2011, and I've not had sex since.

Grow the fuck up.
I'm 24, I've had a 2 year, sexually active relationship, which ended early 2010, and I've not had sex since.

So I'm inclined to agree with the dude I quoted

You OP, need to grow up
 

TheRightToArmBears

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...Ha.

My advice is stop making up random fantasies and posting them on internet forums. Still, props for sticking with it, most people go silent after they get called out on.

If somehow you're not just sharing your sex fantasies, I suggest you A) Call Satan and ask him if it's snowing down there and B) Tell her, and then go and have a good talk with your mother because your attitude towards women is clearly both childish and backwards.