Poll: I Got Some Scientology Books... Now What?

[MercenaryCanary]

Well, to be perfectly honest, yes. I was a part of the "internet haet machine" that is know as Anonymous, at least I was when I heard about them trying to take down Scientology. Then I sort of got bored with it, and got off of /B/ (Sniff... poor /B/) and started reading a lot.
Anyways... I found a yard sale, and they were selling a wide assortment of books, and I happened to notice these, and bought them from the owner.
Title of books:
--Handbook for Preclears
--Self Analysis
--The Problems of Work
--Advance Procedure and Axioms
Author:
-- L. Ron Hubbard
(For all of these books.)
Publisher:
--A Dianetics Publication

So... what does the fine Escapist think I should do with these books?

 

[bodyklok]

/B/

What the fuck is '/B/'?

Also, desecrate them, and then send them to your nearest branch.

 

[bodyklok]

Destroy Scientology.

Fixed.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Burn them.

EDIT: I didn't even know the poll had a burn option, that was just my instant response.

This only makes me laugh more.

 

[flare09]

Funny how a lot of people hate the religion. And chances are they don't know anything other than who the crazy celebrities are that follow this religion.

 

[Leorex]

i wouldnt play about Scientology, how would you want some one treating your religion.
besides people get really pissed off. just a warning

 

[Knonsense]

Review them for our hedonistic amusements.

Just make sure the scientologists don't know your real name. Or address. Or social security number.

 

[thiosk]

DIANETICS@!!!

now i finally know what all those volcano commercials from the 90s were all about

 

[Lithran]

Review them. That way you keep an objective veiw. Despite what people say about Scientology, they ARE very pursuasive. Should give them that if nothing else.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

Read them and then post some of the funnier excerpts here on the Escapist. It would be great fun.

 

[flare09]

/B/

What the fuck is '/B/'?

Also, desecrate them, and then send them to your nearest branch.

/B/ is the random section on 4Chan.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Burn them.

EDIT: I didn't even know the poll had a burn option, that was just my instant response.

No piece of literature deserves to be destroyed.

As for the OP; I recommend reading the books and attempting to understand the BS that the Scientologists spew on a regular basis. Use it to further your own understanding.

 

[Emptor]

I'd say read them,then review them.FAIRLY.then review them satirically
Extra points if you can stick a dong joke in both of your reviews.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Burn them.

EDIT: I didn't even know the poll had a burn option, that was just my instant response.

Hahaha same!