Poll: I Got Some Scientology Books... Now What?

[quiet_samurai]

Read them, it's quite facinating how... off... it really is. Also, there is an ANON troll running around... maybe he could tell you what to do.


Oh wait, he already commented. Still with the poor grammar though.

 

[Berethond]

Step 1: Review books.
Step 2: Burn books.
Step 3: Sell ashes of books.

 

[Photon987]

Toss them aside, and save some time by reading some wikipedia pages on scientology - bring popcorn, it gets pretty good round the "Space Opera," and the secret OT VIII initiations taking place on the group's floating battle-cruiser death-fortress.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

I'd say read them,then review them.FAIRLY.then review them satirically
Extra points if you can stick a dong joke in both of your reviews.

If by any chance I do happen to review them, then I'll make sure to do that.

 

[Nargleblarg]

Make some children read them all twice so if fucks them up for life lol.

 

[bodyklok]

/B/

What the fuck is '/B/'?

Also, desecrate them, and then send them to your nearest branch.

/b/ is the random board on the image site 4chan. It's notorious for it's lack of moderation and it's offensive content, but it has some true geniuses I hear.

Firstly, there are several 'random' boards all most all of them are called /b/. But there is no /B/, notice the caps locks, it's a bit of a running joke on 4chan to go 'What the fuck is /B/?' when someone says it.

EDIT:

Hateful little fucker.

Now now, no need for name calling.

 

[bodyklok]

/B/

What the fuck is '/B/'?

Also, desecrate them, and then send them to your nearest branch.

/b/ is the random board on the image site 4chan. It's notorious for it's lack of moderation and it's offensive content, but it has some true geniuses I hear.

Firstly, there are several 'random' boards all most all of them are called /b/. But there is no /B/, notice the caps locks, it's a bit of a running joke on 4chan to go 'What the fuck is /B/?' when someone says it.

Oh, I feel stupid now. Oh wait, I don't because it's an idiotic thing.

I was only trying to have a joke...

 

[magnuslion]

other. seriously, somehow get your money back. if you didnt pay for them, somehow get whatever time you put into acquiring them back. Lron was asked once by reporter about how to become rich and he said "invent a religion". nuff said.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

...Read them? They are books, and I mean, if you take it as the fiction it is, it might be interesting.

 

[Leorex]

other. seriously, somehow get your money back. if you didnt pay for them, somehow get whatever time you put into acquiring them back. Lron was asked once by reporter about how to become rich and he said "invent a religion". nuff said.

sources?

 

[quiet_samurai]

I'd read them, personally.
I'd read the Bible too, if it didn't burn me whenever I tried to touch it.
Hateful little fucker.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!

 

[Dr.Sean]

pee on book

 

[ElephantGuts]

Sounds like a bonfire to me.

If the Nazis can do it, so can we. That's called equal rights.

 

[Gadzooks]

Funny how a lot of people hate the religion. And chances are they don't know anything other than who the crazy celebrities are that follow this religion.

I've read into scientology a little bit over the years, including the ridiculous leaked stories that South Park poked fun at, and I've come to the conclusion that there is great reason to have ill feelings towards this particular cult.

He was a science fiction writer for gods sake, why would anyone believe any of the silly stories he created? Even christianity is a better option (and that's saying something), because atleast it is hard to prove that the bible was written by authors of the time making up a ripping yarn. Then there is the whole income donation thing...

 

[Mstrswrd]

Review them. Please?