Poll: I have a theory...

[joshuaayt]

Please. Zombies? You've seen our spiders, right?

Australia will be the last country standing in the end, don't you worry.

...Or the first to go, as a contained island nation. Not too many places to run to, see.

 

[JJMUG]

That no matter what fictional disaster, no matter if the planet is split in two...Portland, Oregon will be untouched, it could be a zombie apocalypse while aliens invading and vampire werewolves fighting robot communists. Portland wont be effected

Actually Buffalo New York will be untouched, zombies will cross through Buffalo and go to Toronto, because the economy sucks.

 

[SimpleChimp]

That no matter what fictional disaster, no matter if the planet is split in two...Portland, Oregon will be untouched, it could be a zombie apocalypse while aliens invading and vampire werewolves fighting robot communists. Portland wont be effected

A book called "Dies the Fire" centers around Portland Oregan after the end of the technological age.

Portland burns like a candle, is infected with plague, and becomes a futile slave owning society.

 

[Harklen]

I never see bad shit happen to Canada, like for instance Independence day no aliens over Canada.... The Day After Tomorrow (sure it got cold but hell look around at -40 i would still BBQ if my propane would flow and its not uncommon to see Canadians out at -65 either so meh) its usually to cold most of the year for Zombies...so come to Canada and be pretty damn safe.

 

[Paksenarrion]

California. So many disasters have hit us already, that we expect the worst mega disasters to befall us during the apocalypse.

We'll be waiting for the inevitable...and nothing happens.

We'll look around, feel awkward, and then feel a little miffed at not having suffered a disaster.

 

[Kris015]

That no matter what fictional disaster, no matter if the planet is split in two...Portland, Oregon will be untouched, it could be a zombie apocalypse while aliens invading and vampire werewolves fighting robot communists. Portland wont be effected

What the fuck is this i don't even?

Seriously, what are you talking about?

 

[zacaron]

I think vancover island would fair well in most sorts of disasters, its an island so its protected from zombies and for everything else, well really canada isn't exactly high on the list of places that need to get blow'd up so im happy to live here.

 

[Trivun]

Actually, any part of Madagascar will be unaffected by anything. Because as soon as the shit goes down, they close all the borders and SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!!!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

London will be spared. No apocalyptic force will EVER go there, or the rest of England for that matter, because everyone here acts so boring they might as well be dead already.

 

[SonicKoala]

London will be spared. No apocalyptic force will EVER go there, or the rest of England for that matter, because everyone here acts so boring they might as well be dead already.

Except the rage virus, of course.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

London will be spared. No apocalyptic force will EVER go there, or the rest of England for that matter, because everyone here acts so boring they might as well be dead already.

Except the rage virus, of course.

That only worked because it actually made the average English person actually interesting, and express an emotion besides "oh, that's rather unfortunate".

I know this sounds like I'm knocking English folks but I am one and...I want to leave this place as soon as I can possibly manage it.