Poll: I LOVE VAGINAS!!! Misleading thread title, this is actually about Halo 4

[Chao_Ulv]

vagina...the greatest of all inventions, and my personal favorite thing.right now imma voting lesbian, cuz imma guy and i like em
OT.halo sucks ass. and was supposed to end at reach. figure there is no low bungie or whoever has rights to that crap wouldnt truly let it die. i still hail the second as the best of the series, and the only good one. but thats just me :/

 

[xPixelatedx]

Sure, vaginas are great, but there are more wondrous things in life. Halo on the otherhand... downhill ride of my life, though I admit ODST was a bit of an uplift, it then sank deeper then ever before with thew next installment. I can't see how this series could possibly resurrect itself as something good now.

 

[MetalMagpie]

I, personally, would rather cuddle than have intercourse.

Obligatory: You're clearly not getting good enough sex.

Or you know someone who gives really good cuddles... *ponders that idea*

Joking aside, the change-too-much-or-too-little problem is a concern. Either way can be bad.

 

[manic_depressive13]

How has this thread not been locked or at least had the title editted. Stay classy Escapist?

Captcha: cop an attitude!

Mhm.

 

[Hoplon]

ha! no time wasted at all (sic) I didn't read the OP!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Well, for some stupid reason, I cant edit the op, or else i would change the title to be within the rules now that I've had my fun. Also, I noticed a few spelling errors....

On that first note, thank you to everyone who appreciated the joke and posted appropriately hilarious responses. This is officially one of my favorites of my own threads.

By the way, if any of the people who voted "Well, yeah! I am a lesbian, after all" were actually lesbians, we love you.

Thanks again to all those who made this thread fun to read through. Hope yall enjoyed posting as much as I did reading, and that my little bit of writing was a good read.

I will be reporting this post, so that a moderator will read it. Moderator please edit title to read "A Little Worried About Halo 4" and edit the poll or remove it, whatever you see fit.

 

[Spade Lead]

I will be reporting this post, so that a moderator will read it. Moderator please edit title to read "A Little Worried About Halo 4" and edit the poll or remove it, whatever you see fit.

Also reported, there you go, good buddy, always glad to help the cause.

Now, to those of you offended, I have one video to post, and then a rant on Halo 4. That said, first off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc

Anyone who doesn't like the fact that he JOKINGLY posted a topic that would otherwise have gotten him banned really needs to stop taking the internet so seriously. Shit, when I joined, the title "Vaginas" would have gotten him banned. Remember that, Escapist veterans? If you don't then you aren't a veteran.

So, on Halo 4. As the OP said, I am not worried about 343. They are a group of self-proclaimed Halo Nerds, according to the new issue of Game Informer, and I think they will treat the Master Chief right.

The only issue is starting a new trilogy. What if the fanbase isn't into the new storyline, and it flops. What if I invest all that money in a Next Gen XBox (Seeing as how I was planning on buying an XBox this year, but now I am just waiting for the new one) and the main reason I want one, Halo 4, is shit? Whatever will i do. That may turn me off Halo and my 720 forever...

 

[Trillovinum]

I am totally not excited about Halo 4 and will likely wait for the reviews before I even think of buying the game.

Captcha: open season ... hmmm shotgun killing spree!

also, I like vaginas... sort of... *looks around nervously*

 

[verdant monkai]

Op why are you even comfortable talking about female genitalia?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Op why are you even comfortable talking about female genitalia?

Why does my inbox say you just typed a huge piece of hero worship?

Did my computer lie to me?

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Op why are you even comfortable talking about female genitalia?

Why wouldn't I be? It's a body part, same as a hand, eye, mouth, rib, etc. It is a collection of materials and tissues meant for a purpose, same as any other organ. Modern society may regard the discussion of genitalia as inappropriate, but that means society is wrong.

 

[Spade Lead]

Since when have capthca's become spam? That is it internet, when I can't have a rousing discussion of Halo 4 and vaginas without being interrupted by a stupid advertisement telling me I can't type because I have to mention what the ad is about, I am officially quitting the internet. Goodbye, stupid world.

Oops, I actually have no clue what I was going to say, but, on the whole, I am fine with that.

 

[Quaxar]

Escapist, I am disappiont. Why has no one posted this yet?

I was more thinking about the lines of the IT Crowd though...
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This was actually my first thought upon seeing the thread.

 

[krazykidd]

Misleading titles are against the rules, just so you know.


No. I'm not looking forward to Halo 4. Mostly because I don't think the story is that great.

Halo has always had solid gameplay, however, so I may end up picking it up just for multiplayer.

Is it still misleading if he finds a connection between the two?

OT: i love vaginas but hate halo , where does that put me? So no not excited . Weren't they suppose to end this series ... Well as long a harry potter and twight doesn't get revived.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Misleading titles are against the rules, just so you know.


No. I'm not looking forward to Halo 4. Mostly because I don't think the story is that great.

Halo has always had solid gameplay, however, so I may end up picking it up just for multiplayer.

Is it still misleading if he finds a connection between the two?

OT: i love vaginas but hate halo , where does that put me? So no not excited . Weren't they suppose to end this series ... Well as long a harry potter and twight doesn't get revived.

I love vaginas and find them to be beautiful heavenly forces for good, so the deserve to have halos. Four of them.

 

[verdant monkai]

Op why are you even comfortable talking about female genitalia?

Why does my inbox say you just typed a huge piece of hero worship?

Did my computer lie to me?

I thought you de railed the thread again but you didn't, I just didn't see the op cos it got banned. You will have a whole paragraph next time you do though.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Escapist, I am disappiont. Why has no one posted this yet?

By the way, my best friend loves you for this post. He loves this video, when he saw you posted it in response, he lost it.

OT, I gotta wonder about Forge, cuz I loved it in 3, and the Forge in Reach was a huge leap ahead of that as far as options and how much fun it was. I built a house in Reach Forge. It is now my dream house, it was great. Plus a gravity lift roller coaster that was actually pretty fun and thrilling to run through. Have big hopes for 4, and am very scared to get let down.