Poll: I need something to write a documentary on. The crazier the better!

[Jedamethis]

Need to write a documentary on something for school. Teacher told me that she would be impressed if I could do it about a table leg or something and still make it interesting, but I'm struggling to find something ridiculous that I could make interesting/entertaining.
You guys have any ideas?

 

[Floppertje]

yogi bear's collar? I doubt your teacher knows moviebob
actually, if you can find something THAT obscure which you can still write a decent essay on, I'd say you're pretty solid.

 

[Darth IB]

The threat of a Zombie Apocalypse is usually a hit.

 

[sky14kemea]

Do it about your own feet! Then you can just film your feet while talking the whole time.



"And here, we see the majestic creatures, as they are about to climb an impossible mountain... of stairs."

But you can do it less lame!

 

[Counterwise]

Do it about toilet-bowls.

 

[DarkRyter]

Make a documentary about a crazed Marine Biologist on the search for a black dolphin.

You could call it, Moby's Dick.

Then people will buy it thinking it's some sort pornographic version of classic literature.

 

[Berethond]

The History of Wallets.
That would be amazing.

 

[TimeLord]

Do something about how the women's suffrage movement was triggered by Gran Theft Auto, and then reveal that it's actually a piece about advanced paradox time travel!

 

[The Thinker]

Are you allowed to do a fake, mockumentary thing? If not: Captain John Smith. He was the Chuck Norris of his time.

 

[ace_of_something]

Duh. Cosplay? Topic has a lot to it. Plus you'll be able to show pictures of pretty girls in skimpy outfits.

Instant success!

 

[Sporky111]

You could copy-paste your review of under your bed and call it a documentary. I found it riveting the first time.

Or you could do a documentary about the rich history of monotonous-voiced narrators, all narrated in an extremely boring manner.

(I also voted for Hats)

 

[McMullen]

The h.264 compression codec, and the codecs leading up to it.

It's fucking riveting.

 

[mParadox]

The glass found at sea. Have you felt how smooth those things are?

Oh right. Weird! Roadkill!

 

[Count Igor]

I say The Public.
Go out and talk like Bear Grylls while filming all the average people you're going past. You can talk about them as if they;re not there and comment on their reactions - talk about the "Mating Ritual" when crouching and looking at a couple holding hands.. etc.
It's actually amazingly fun! I got an A* :3

 

[ultimateownage]

Something really mundane about the human body. Like, coughing sneezing or something similar.

 

[Baldry]

UUUUUUUUUHHHHMMMM ME! And all my whimsical stories!

 

[Brandon237]

Hmmm...
Just one of many pages on how St. Bernards got depicted carrying Brandy around their necks, cracked did an article on it.

Try the toilet plunger or something, there is plenty of opportunity for shitty puns on a topic like that (do you see what I did there?).

 

[Jedamethis]

Gah. Can't respond to every poster. >.<

Are you allowed to do a fake thing? If not: Captain John Smith. He was the Chuck Norris of his time.

I remember she said we could make up facts and figures and things, so probably!

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You funny. I kill you last. ^^

Sporky: That's not a bad idea, actually. Monotonous Narrators through the Ages...

TimeLord: I...what. I have no idea how I could do that. XD

DarkRyter: It'd mean a lot of work, but that idea's feasible.

Sky: I wish my feet were interesting enough, but sadly they pretty much do the same thing every day and aren't anything special. :/

Berethond: Sounds like a good solid back-up plan if I can't think of anything else. Ta muchly. :3

Ace of Something: Sadly, it's just the narration I need, not the film or pics. :/

Everybody else: Great ideas guys, the apocalypse could be a good one, as could toilet bowls.

 

[sky14kemea]

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Well that's the thing. You make up stuff about them! Make socks with googly eyes and stuff. =P Fair enough though, good luck on whatever you choose!